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Aussie Company Releases Xbox Mod-Chip Designs
An anonymous reader submits: "According to an article in the Australian Financial Review, An Australian computer chip designer will this weekend risk the wrath of Microsoft by making its sophisticated Xbox mod-chip designs freely available over the internet.
This release is the second and most advanced design to date that has been released by this company, the earlier release of a much simpler design was covered by a previous article on slashdot.
Go get'em while they're hot everyone. When you consider what has been happening to companies who irritate console makers, these files might not be around for long!" The AFR article requires subscription, but the AussieChip site has more information, including a link to the terms under which the designs may be downloaded -- looks like they're looking for some dedicated amateurs ;)
Now that's what I call quality programming.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
I am having a bored night on call... and I ran into these IRC logs. It made my night. No doubt this is the best stuff I have read in a log time.
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Thanks for the support. Really thanks for the mod points. Maybe other people will get to read these and enjoy them too. I am glad that you all found it funny.
I am posting AC because eventually I would like to be able to moderate again.
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The title says it all. Stop being gay immediately and you'll find that life is not always filled with enema-raping and vomiting semen up after all-night sex-and-alcohol orgies with your local Linux Users' Group. There's a lot more life has to offer than waking up next to two naked, bearded college students covered in feces.
Once more, we come back to Linux. Obviously the gateway OS has led you to a sinister life of faggotry and cock-lust that has spun out of control. I mean, a man should not have to wear a pad to save his underpants from his bleeding asshole, and anything that leads a man to such depravity is surely evil! Chuck those 386s down a coal-mine shaft and be done with it! I cannot stress this enough; I just hope you listen!
Whew. Well, I hope you smarten up and follow my advice. It's the only way. And it all begins with the non-use of Linux. The sooner you make this change the sooner you will see your life turn around. I wish you luck in the next few weeks and months.
"Please sit down," said one clown to the other, "Yes there is a chair behind you."
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Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wildflow'rs
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars....
Oh Canada!
Canadian same-sex marriages --- giving "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" a whole new meaning...