MacHack Keynote By Curses Developer Ken Arnold
Porsupah writes "A look at this year's MacHack keynote, from the MacFixIt folks.
This year the opening keynote speaker was Ken Arnold [...] a member of the BSD team at the University of California at Berkeley and developed the curses library. [...] At Sun Microsystems, Ken was an original architect of the Jini platform."
It's just Aqua with Darwin at the core.
If you can "hack" unix, you can do just as much to Apple these days.
Question to article... Point being?
Go figure - He just got up on stage and started cursing at everyone!!!
Funny thing is most people just thought it was Steve Jobs.
Foiled again!
[clicks on MacFixIt link...]
MacHack 18: Experiencing the Unstoppable...
MacHack 18 Opens with a Keynote Address from Ken Arnold
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Much better. Reality just bites, doesn't it. Maybe next year the donkey basketball teams will be available and we can get back to a meaningful event. One can only hope.
Wow, it really looks like a lot of people are interested in what this guy has to say by the look of this thread. :p
I was just about to try to start a post on this very topic.
With all the "buzz" surrounding WWDC it seems MacHack 18 is getting the
short end of the stick news wise. I was hoping you all could come up
with more news/blogs/snippets whatever on the goings on in Dearborn
than I have. I have googled, netnewswired and macsurfered till my eyes
hurt , and these stories are all I can come up with, any help, or
discussion?
PS: Any links to MacMania II blogs score bonus points.
MacHack
18: Experiencing the Unstoppable
by Shawn Platkus MacHack is a conference for professional developers
who make their living developing for the Macintosh platform. The
conference, now in its eighteenth year, has obviously had to deal with
many changes throughout its history.
MacHack
18 Opens with a Keynote Address from Ken Arnold
by Shawn Platkus As is traditional, MacHack 18 opened first
thing Thursday morning at 12:00 am with its keynote address. This
year the opening keynote speaker was Ken Arnold who is currently the
Chief Architect of EventMonitor, In
A Really Long Portage in the
Digital River : AI's Yellow Text : Well, here's one for the record
books: I'm at MacHack , and my access to the 'net is even worse than it
is at home.
MacHack
Report
Macmegasite : I'm now at MacHack with a usable network connection. The
show is a lot smaller than previous years, but still lots of fun.
Macmegasite reports:
"Several changes were announced for next year's MacHack. The name is changing to Advanced Developers Hands On Conference (ADHOC) and the date is moving to the last week of July.
The name change reflects a widening focus on open source systems and alternate platforms (but not Windows) and a management change."
After I rest up, look for FWDemo here.
FWDemo wasn't really meant to be a brilliant hack, so much as to be sample code for my talk on device drivers. But I didn't have a proper hack, so I showed off FWDemo.
(What it does is use a kernel extension to work around OS X' exclusive hardware access policy, to do a little SCSI I/O to a mounted FireWire disk via SBP2. To be safe, it just does an inquiry, but you can use your imagination to do more creative things.)
Request your free CD of my piano music.
Maybe they'll still use MacHack.com - that's where everyone's going to be looking anyway.
Request your free CD of my piano music.
1. How to add two more buttons to your mouse.
2. How to polish the new Macs and gold plate them.
3. The art of bullshitting.
4. How to pronounce Oh-Ess Ex
5. The terminal and how to avoid it.
6. Can the M$ paperclip be made extra shiny.
7. Steve Jobs , Apple and other Carrots.
8. Why my PC plays great games with a high frame rate.
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Jini platform, Schmini platform. Ken Arnold helped develop Rogue, and if that's not a worthwhile contribution to the human race worth mentioning, I don't know what is.