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  1. Re:(yawn) utterly underwhelming, eh what? on Apple Announces iTunes 9, "LPs," Video Camera For the iPod Nano · · Score: 1

    You want a pony too, I gather.

    You must be a hit at parties.

  2. Re:Ticked off on Apple Announces iTunes 9, "LPs," Video Camera For the iPod Nano · · Score: 1

    I need a camera, and I need a mike and I don't want to pay AT&T fees.

    Then go buy a camera and a tape recorder, you halfwit.

  3. Re:Mod me down, boys... on OpenOffice UI Design Proposals Published · · Score: 1

    The problem is that you can't convince people to use open source software that has a unique/different UI. The only way people seem to be able to "sell" open source apps like Open Office is by saying "Oh, it's just like Microsoft's--except free!"

    If that's the main selling point, you'll never see innovative UIs from the open source world.

    (Of course, that's not to say that there are no cool UIs in the open source world--there's probably a few out there. Well, one or two, anyways.)

  4. iPods? WTH? on Next-Gen Nuclear Power Plant Breaks Ground In China · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when did iPods become a unit of measurement?

    "That kid was hit by a 2-ton truck. That's a lot of iPods!"

  5. Re:He's not totally wrong on Ballmer Scorns Apple As a $500 Logo · · Score: 1

    In today's economy Apple has to be feeling the sting.

    Apple recently had their best quarter. Ever. Some "sting" that is.

  6. Re:First Step on Beginning iPhone Development · · Score: 2, Insightful

    10% chance?

    Since when were computers randomly distributed among people?

  7. Re:Some tech books I enjoyed a lot on Your Favorite Tech / Eng. / CS Books? · · Score: 1

    I read that last URL as: "Cod Equality"

  8. Re:Stupid iPhone devs on Apple Drops Part of iPhone Developer NDA · · Score: 1

    "exactly like slaves manufacturing shackles to be used on other slaves"?

    Seriously?

    Are you comparing one of humanity's most shameful acts to some inconsequential policy issues with a damn smartphone? Surely you're not because doing so would be blindingly stupid. Honestly.

  9. Has-been. on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 1

    So, a has-been is going to shill for a has-been product?

    Delightful!

  10. Re:I love kill-a-watt on Power Consumption of a Typical PC While Gaming · · Score: 1

    ... wife ... huge ... tools ... play with.

    ... racks ... load ...

    Freud, call on line 2, Freud, call on line 2.
  11. Re:Grapes Taste Bitter To You? on Mark Zuckerberg, Inventor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think a lot of the success of Facebook is attributable to the fact that it was college-only at first. It was a walled garden, which was a huge draw for people who wanted the social networking features without dealing with insane 14-year-olds and 50-year-old perverts. By the time Facebook opened up to both groups, however, college students were too heavily invested in it to be bothered to switch. And there wasn't much else to switch to, really.

    I really miss the old days of Facebook, when you updated your profile all the time and joined/created all kinds of crazy groups for goofs. It was a lot of fun back then. Now my entire family has added me as a friend and all my exes reload my profile all day waiting to see if, by chance, I've become a miserable hermit. I can't post a picture without mentally making sure it's ok for my entire extended family and all future potential connections (bosses, etc.)

  12. Re:People don't learn from history on Barack Obama Wins Democratic Nomination · · Score: 1

    What's most telling, to me, is all the Clinton supporters who say they'll vote for McCain. If Hillary's so similar to McCain, why should Democrats choose her?

  13. Re:Round it up! on NYTimes Speculates On the Next iPhone · · Score: 4, Informative
  14. Re:But will the paper start to jam after a few use on Xerox Demos Self-Erasing, Eco-Friendly Paper · · Score: 1

    The paper is printed on through UV light, so the printer mechanism wont need to be so complex, as in many modern printer formats. At least that's my assumption.

  15. Value-Add for the emo set! on MySpace Treads Carefully With "HyperTargeting" · · Score: 1

    Those are going to be some great ads, I bet.

    "Razor blades and black hair dye, half-off!"

  16. Re:The questions are interesting... on Air Force Cyber Command General Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait, the Constitution was under immediate threat and the invasion of Iraq saved it?

    I don't know if you've noticed, but the biggest threat to the Constitution has been the current administration.

  17. Re:What? on White House Email Follies · · Score: 3, Funny

    Certainaly it wasn't powerpoints on intelligence reports.


    Based the general stream of diarrhea coming from the White House (especially this past week), I'll wager $500 that it's torture/bondage porn.
  18. Re:I'm still lost... on eBay Battles Power Sellers · · Score: 1

    Or maybe it's because, you know, the stock market, in general, is in the shitter?

    Google is down from the 740s to the 440s. Amazon is down from 100 to 64. It's not an eBay-only phenomenon (as much as I'd like it to be, being an Apple shareholder and all).

  19. Re:Vista's new 'Standard' web fonts on Standard Web Fonts 'Updated' In Vista · · Score: 1
    Yeah. Typographic progress sucks!

    You can have my 9pt bitmapped Monaco when you pry it from my COLD, DEAD FINGERS.

  20. Re:Advertising is a huge crapshoot on The Real Problem With Alexa · · Score: 1

    It makes you wonder how poorly traditional media ads actually perform. Oftentimes, advertisements aren't directly about selling something -- they're about building goodwill with people which will later translate into an increased propensity to buy products/services from that company. For instance, we have evil twisted disgusting oil companies spending millions to promote the $500,000 they spent on kinda sorta thinking about possibly maybe using stuff other than oil. They're not selling anything but there image. It doesn't matter how many people click on it, it's how many people see it, period.
  21. Or, perhaps... on Africa - Offline And Waiting for the Web · · Score: 1

    Or maybe it's because they have bigger problems than not being able to surf porn and MySpace. Maybe, just maybe, they should work on things like stable governments and, you know, food and water first. Just an idea, anyways.

  22. Re:3 years? then why Vista? on Next Version of Windows? Call it '7' · · Score: 1

    People will bother with it because it will be rammed down their throats. It will be rammed down their throats because there's huge fucking gobs of money at stake and because you can get those huge fucking gobs of money by constantly replacing your crap OS with another crap OS and dragging the hardware vendors along with you.

    Microsoft didn't make their billions by releasing innovative and useful products, my friend.

  23. -1 Overrated on Deathbed Confession Says Aliens Were at Roswell · · Score: 1

    How is this comment +5 Insightful? He/She is saying they disagree. That's not insightful, Slashdot.

  24. Re:It makes me wonder... on Safari for Windows Downloaded Over 1 Million Times · · Score: 1

    These statistics make me wonder if Konqueror 4 will become another large competitor on Windows.

    For the interested, you can grab an alpha copy of KDE 4 (download qt-copy, kdelibs, and kdebase at the very least; you can use either GCC/Cygwin or MS Visual Studio to compile it).


    Well...
  25. Re:So much for my business on AT&T Announces Plans to Filter Copyright Content · · Score: 1

    I can't figure out whether to mod you insightful or funny.

    What a sad world we live in.