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Smart Cellphone Would Spend Your Money

jonknee writes "MobileTracker pointed to an article in the latest New Scientist about some new 3G mobile phone software that tries to learn your habits and start making your decisions for you. This sounds like science fiction, but it's happening now. The phone will be able to make reservations for you at your favorite steak house and then save seats for you at the hot event in town. Neat!"

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  1. I swear honey. by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

    I swear honey, I didn't rent these pornos, my cell phone did!

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  2. In Related News by Blutarsky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft announces new line of "smart" cell phones along with new catchphrase "This IS where you'll go today"

  3. Scheduling? by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hope it checks with my calendar to make sure I'm free for that friday night concert!

    1. Re:Scheduling? by WarpForge · · Score: 5, Funny
      I hope it checks with my calendar to make sure I'm free for that friday night concert!

      The API call for IsSlashdotUser() is much easier and altogether, just as accurate.

  4. Whoa ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 5, Funny
    You mean it will automatically tell my computer to load up porn and start up a microwave dinner for me!!

    I'd hate it when my cell phone tells me I'm a boring human because no one ever calls me and knows I spend all my time at home in front of the computer.

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  5. Read the article... by terradyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Before there are too many replies about how it can't decide what you want to do for you, the article states that the software makes it's decisions based on information from your calendar entries. It will learn what your preferences are for specific types of entries.

    The main section about how it works in the article is this:
    The software's main focus is to recognise when you have a trip coming up in your diary, and then ask if you want it to check the availability of flights and hotels. In time, Jennings hopes you will decide to trust it to book the entire trip, choosing your preferred seating, route, day trips - and even allowing it to spend cash.

    The cellphone agents only offer help if triggered by a diary event or if a definite pattern of behaviour, such as going to the movies every Friday, has been established.


    The only thing I can't quite figure out is how it's going to reserve a spot at my favorite steak house given that it doesn't have an electronic reservation system =P. Airlines reservations, etc are all fine and dandy but many of my appointments aren't something software can handle without human intervention and if it was handled by an intermediary person, then we'd have many more privacy issues to worry about.

  6. Don't Wives??? by crea5e · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't wives already make decisions for us. Why on earth would we want a phone to also do this, its already a pain in the ass as is.

  7. Japan by Duncan3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While us Americans are chuckling and wondering why anyone would want this, as many posts are showing...

    In Japan is is absolutely critical for every teenage girl to have exactly the same stuff as every other, or else she faces some rather severe social consequences. It's no secret that these girls/sheep run the Japanese economy.

    So once sales of product-X reaches some critical mass all the girls phones can be programmed to detect it and keep up by ordering the product immediately.

    In all seriousness, this will relive the stress of keeping up for many girls, and make their lives a bit better.

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  8. How about SERVICE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about they make a phone and a service plan that gives you quality connections and no dropped calls? Why do I need phones that wipe my butt for me but can't make a phonecall?

  9. Re:Neat! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with devices like these is that human nature is the most illogical thing in the world. People love something one minute and hate it the next, you can't predict people's actions and decisions as much as you might think.

    This _might_ be useful for the running-like-clockwork suits that have a strict routine: getting the same train everyday, having lunch at the same restaurant etc. but even then you're still gonna get a lot of incorrect purchases/bookings.

    Computers should automate boring/repetitive tasks to make our lives easier. I don't know about you but I quite enjoy the excitement of booking a holiday or enjoy the experience of booking a fancy restaraunt for a big dinner.

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  10. I already have my decisions made for me.. by Cranky_92109 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wife is already making all my decisions and spending all my money. I don't think she's going to cede that power to my cell phone.

  11. No more features by magic · · Score: 5, Insightful
    New features are great, but only when a product is already as good as it can be. I can now buy an NGAGE phone that is a lousy GameBoy rip-off, a phone that takes pictures, a phone that acts like a Palm Pilot, and now, a phone that acts like a significant other with my credit card number.


    What I can't buy is a phone that is a really good telephone. I want a phone that gets great reception, has accurate voice recognition and a sane user interface, a good speaker and microphone, and talks to my computer via USB or IR instead of a $100 proprietary dongle. In other words, I want a phone that does all of the things modern cell-phones do, but does them well.


    -m