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Niue Gets Island-Wide WiFi

NinjaPablo writes "Business Wire is running a story about the polynesian island of Niue. Niue has just completed an island-wide wifi network, making it the first country with nationwide free wifi access. This comes after countrywide email was started in 1997, dialup access in 1999, and broadband this Spring, all free for anyone."

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  1. Hm.... by Suicide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Island... beach... free internet...

    Where do I sign up?

    1. Re:Hm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "former dependency of New Zealand. Affectionately known as 'the rock,' "

      A rock with WiFi access, great, what's next? A semi-deserted island in the middile of nowhere that nobody has heard of with WiFi access?

    2. Re:Hm.... by gilesroberts · · Score: 5, Funny

      These Niueans are obviously more cunning than we give them credit for. How on earth did they manage to get e-mail before dial up access?

    3. Re:Hm.... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Island... beach... free internet...
      Where do I sign up?"


      Are you kidding me? I'd sell my soul to the Devil for what these people have.

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  2. New advertising slogan by Koushiro · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Niue - Wardriving Made Easy"

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  3. Re:Anybody notice this? by mnemonic_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    You get to still say you have nationwide email.

  4. from the vatican-city-is-next dept. by DeadMoose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh man. Picture the reception the Pope could get if he lined his hat with antennae.

    1. Re:from the vatican-city-is-next dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Adult pr0n free anyway...

  5. Waryachting by Zayin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yachts with onboard computer equipment with WiFi cards and external antennas will be able to park in the harbor and access full Internet services from their vessels as an open node, also free of charge.

    Cool! Now all I need to do is buy a yacht and I will have _free internet access_! Saving $50 per month in broadband fees, I'll have a ROI on the yacht within 83 years. ($50000 yacht)

    A substantial portion of Niue's tourism comes from visiting yacht traffic during the non-cyclone season.

    So you mean there's a cyclone season as well? Damn..

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  6. What's next? by neglige · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, free UMTS for everyone by the end of this year or next summer?

    And how about free beer (or cocktails at the beach)?

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  7. Hmm... by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So we've got wardriving and warflying or whatever, so what do we call this? Warsailing, waryachting, warboating...

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Jacer · · Score: 4, Funny

      war, war, war your boat....

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  8. Why read the article by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you can just make shit up?

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  9. /.ing a whole nation/island by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this a first? Has /. taken out an entire nation?

    1. Re:/.ing a whole nation/island by null-sRc · · Score: 2, Funny

      it's an act of war! and using bush logic... slashdot is in the usa .. the usa is harboring slashdot... ... declare war on usa!

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  10. Might be useful by qorkfiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    for ships out at sea for extended periods of time (or just passing by), they can take a quick run to Niue and drop off/pick up their email without having to dock..

  11. Bwahahahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are some kind of maniacal funnyman! How can you spread your funny-throw-down quips around here without getting spammed to death by pure fun-laugh responses? Wow. I have to wake up my girlfriend and let her know at 2 am central time that there is some kind of mad comedic genius at work on Slashdot. Anything Pope is just brilliant. Pope AND hat AND the hat is large? Well, let me say friend that you have given all of us a good squirt in the face of hilarious joy. Mods, please mod this up +5 Sidesplitter! Funnyman, you've hilariously earned it!

  12. Nieu News by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nieu News Knew New Wieu-Fieu.

  13. Re:The reason why... by Imperator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, so they're using wireless because the wind disrupts IP-over-avian. :)

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  14. I wonder... by barbazoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...if they ever considered using ALOHA instead of WiFi.

  15. Re:If there really is free broadband for every one by Imperator · · Score: 5, Funny
    how do they deal with serious users?
    They get voted off the island.
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  16. Re:The reason why... by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not just that -- it'd be a right pain in the arse when your ISP migrates in the winter for a warmer climate!

  17. I was just thinking by qa'lth · · Score: 5, Funny

    That if we parked a yacht offshore and started up Kazaa.. it'd be giving a whole new meaning to coastal piracy.

  18. ...And after global warming... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2, Funny


    They can be the first to supply transpacific fibre-optic cable internet connections to all the aquatic residents of their submerged kingdom...

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  19. The next island by Cackmobile · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when is my island going to get full wifi coverage. I knows its a problem that I live on the biggest one around; Australia. Come on Alston!!

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  20. Simple. by StarKruzr · · Score: 2, Funny

    They built a Wonder that let them skip an item in the Tech Tree.

    Duh.

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  21. Re:Small island nations shouldn't count for firsts by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell, if they were much smaller they could just one one Bluetooth access point.

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  22. Re:Anybody notice this? by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

    They DO have a telephone system.

    Yep! And the telephone for it should be delivered any day now!

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