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Industry Leaders Discuss Java Status Quo
prostoalex writes "JavaPro magazine published a wrap-up report on Java discussions at the recent JavaOne. If you missed JavaOne, the video Webcasts of McNealy, Schwartz, Gosling et al. are available from this site. The round table mentioned above gathered people from Sun, Oracle, Borland, Novell, Motorola and others. The discussion topics included: Java vs. NET, integration issues, the impact of open source and top problems that Java is facing today."
Eighty-three percent of women don't consider lap dances as cheating.
but all I got was 404
Nah, the whole SCO thing will end peacefully, even if Microsoft bought SCO. If a judge determines that Linux has SCO code then the offending pieces will be removed. Whatever turns out, SCO won't ownxor linux.
The guitar gods may be arthritic old duffers now - but they are still touring... recreating them in Java seems a little premature!
send SCO a message. complain to the SEC
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my GOD! I am laughing so hard it hurts!
Way to sneak a spoiler in!!!!
You ruined it for me, you evil bastard!
But it was worth it for the laugh.
Oh... if I only had MOD points for this one.
Please mod this up and up and up.
Of course, doing that would ruin Harry Potter for more people...
- For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat
Mod Troll Down.
That was so subtle, I had to read your post twice to catch it. Luckily, I don't follow those books so I could care less.
Well, he loves the Java chat clients, that's for sure:
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't shit with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1, 000, 000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: OheminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Why do users with IDs under 100,000 or over 700,000 usually have the most worthwhile comments?
You Suck, Why Don't you just tell me how lord of the rings ends as well.
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."
Hee hee. That's perfect.
good one
Frodo falls under the spell of the Ring, and rises to become the new Dark Lord. With the help of Gandlaf, Frodo leads a successful invasion of the Undying Lands. Darkness rules eternally.
Just so everyone knows, the parent to my post claims that Hermione dies in the next Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix). A nice jab and subtle way to stick a spoiler in, but alas - it is not true. (A character does die, but it is not her.)
Natural != (nontoxic || beneficial)
As Sun struggles to keep Java alive new technologies come and make us realize one thing Java is a slow and obsolete programming language. While it is perfect for some areas like cross platform progams it will still have its many drawbacks. Things like .NET and the such are not the answer either. We need a new programming language that is controlled by the people and that can be web based and non-web programs. PHP could possibly be the answer but unfortunatley it lacks the ability to be cross-platform capable. So until someone develops a replacment for Java we are stuck with it.
Way to sneak a spoiler in!!!!
Except that it isn't a spoiler. Hermione does not die.
Oh, go read the book. Hermione does not die, nor does Hagrid, nor Ron, nor any Weasley, nor any Malfoy. I won't say who it is, but it is neither a student nor a professor at Hogwarts.
goddamn...that's hilarious!
I won't say who it is
Woof!
Banning them is not enough.
:)
Blocking them is not enough.
Post their IP addresses and let all of us gently show them the error of their ways
Damn.
7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
BTW: Grandparent is aware of this, but spotted the intrinsic humor value of spoilers -- even false ones.
it was that red-shirt security guard, wasn't it?
"... dies in the latest novel"
... la la la la la la la la la
Stop with the spoilers and fake spoilers, evil trolls! Not listening
hahaha fuckers
BTW: Maybe it's just Swing that slow. Try SWT, it feels *much* faster.
Random is the New Order.
You are aware that leaves only one possible choice. You may as well have said who it was.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
>this is not a troll......
Please allow me to translate
Now that you've spewed your uninformed assessment of my motives, let me tell you what they really are. I think the charge of "troll" is ridiculously overused and abused by people who read something that they strongly disagree with and call it a troll. "Troll" has a specific meaning, with a specific criterion that my post simply does not fit: namely that it is written solely to get a rise out of people. A troll is not a legitimate viewpoint, or it is so inflammatory that it cannot form the basis of a worthwhile discussion.
Well thank you for spoiling that for me! I was hoping that she'd die, but now I know that won't happen, ARGH!