US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software
zero_offset writes "According to this article at Yahoo, Microsoft will provide software for 494,000 Army computers during the next six years. At roughly $950 per computer this clearly involves more than just the OS, although the article unfortunately doesn't provide details, and I was unable to find any references to this on the Microsoft website." The great things about this deal: the Army is going through a reseller, when clearly they have the purchasing power to buy direct; and most of the computers they purchase are normal consumer machines which will be purchased with Windows and Office already installed, so the Army will be paying twice for each machine.
C'mon, admit it. You posted that using IE on Windows.
$471,000,000 dollars? That's like SIXTEEN hammers!
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
And if the US was a country that didn't pander to corperate intrests, the headline would read,
No, it would read US Army signs $0 Deal for Linux software if we wanted our soldiers to "RTFM, j00 n00b l4m3r" instead of, say, killing people and breaking things.
C'mon, admit it. You posted that using IE on Windows.
Yes, but I have a valid reason.
I.. uh... umm...
If I used lynx, I wouldn't see Slashdot's ads, and would be circumventing the system, Which would not only be a violation of the DCMA, but would also..
I give up. Revoke my Slashdot card.
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Just wait until while in the middle of cordinating an attack, they recieve a windows messanger popup for increased penis size.
Priceless!
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"what, you think they really paid $700 for a hammer?"--judd hirsh, independence day.
Yeah, the new one is "Who do you want to go to war with today?"
Trouble making decisions? Just flip for it.
...reboot per day. At least the rifles aren't running Windows yet.
In related news, the US has dropped millions of computers off to terrorist hot-spots.
Military Analyists estimate Bin Laden will be bankrupted by the additional fees within 3 years.
puts ("Python r0cks\n");
Well, that's great. (1) Government requires purchased OS's to adhere to new set of standards called POSIX. (2) UNIX vendors jump through hoops for a decade or more to develop and meet the standards. (3) Government buys MS instead.
You know, this story didn't really make sense to me until I read that. If your task is to kill people and break things, Windows is clearly the OS for you.
Yeah, uh, well we'll also have to remove your tattoo.
(pulling out a cheese grater)
But I haven't gotten one yet...
rats....
Watch this Heartland Institute video
I'm really impressed. Microsoft must really have it on the ball. An organization known to pay $800 for a hammer chose Microsoft as their software vendor.
Yeah, only those of us who have jobs and don't live in our parents' basement use Windows.
Does the BSOD count as friendly fire?
What are you, kidding? The contract strictly stipulates that all BSODs are to be characterized as training incidents.
Christ, not everything is a corporate-pandering conspiracy theory.
Or is that what they want us to beileve.
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You've got to be kidding me! Using IE for pr0n is shooting yourself in the foot!
Mozilla has popup blocking, tabbed browsing, and most important of all: mouse gesture controls. That's right, you can do everything one-handed