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Most Powerful Amateur Rocket in Canada

Alex Schmidt writes "A group of Canadian 'amateur' rocketeers successfully launched a 16 1/2 foot rocket to a height of about 5500 feet. The rocket is based on the 'Dauphine' a meteorological rocket from the 1960's. The rocket weighed 300 pounds, stood 16.5 feet high and 21 inches in diameter. The motors generated 2400lbs of thrust. It successfully landed after 3 of 4 parachutes properly deployed."

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  1. Engine? by mgcsinc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did they use a "C" engine or were they able to stick a "D" in that baby?

  2. Blame Canada! by Ricin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, got flashbacks from the South Park movie. I can almost see Rummy deliver the speech.

  3. All your base are belong to Ontario... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Canada has set us up the bomb!

    1. Re:All your base are belong to Ontario... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      except for a BSE infected cow....

  4. If that was in US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They would be arrested already, under the patriot act, for developing terrorist weapons...

  5. MacKenzie Brothers in Space by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somewhere near Sudbury....

    "Hey Doug, watch me shake up this Molson's 12 pack, like, real good and hard, eh?"

    "Eh, Bob, let's open them all at once"

    WHOOSHHHH!!!!

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    1. Re:MacKenzie Brothers in Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Call it Beerhunter, eh? And, like, hold it really close to your face so even if it isn't the one, you're still gonna get wet.

  6. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Three children, ages 7, 9, and 11 were arrested by the Department of Homeland Security on charges of "terroristic activities" for launching an unauthorized Estes model rocket with... wait for it... an explosive substance.

  7. Re:Model rockets.. by ksb · · Score: 3, Funny

    When the fuel runs out..... the earth!

  8. Re:Model rockets.. by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's the attraction?

    Chicks dig things that big, that aerodynamic and with that much thrust.

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  9. Damn, guess the invasion's off by Yo+Grark · · Score: 4, Funny

    And just when I'd thought we'd finally mustered up the full might of our canadian army and air force to attack America, the parachutes deployed.

    Oh well, guess we'll continue taking over the hollywood, maple syrup conglomerate and beer industries. :P

    Yo Grark
    Canadian Bred with American Buttering.

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    1. Re:Damn, guess the invasion's off by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 4, Funny
      Behave or we'll move one of your 6 remaining hockey teams to someplace silly like Puerto Rico.

      As this is a new "extended format" comment you are now presented deleted scenes:

      Don't make us cut off your F-18 parts supply (and who do you think you're fooling by painting cockpits on the bottom of the plane?)

      (to the tune of O Christmas Tree) O Canada O Canada / How yummy is your bacon / I eat it each and every day / Along with toast and scrambled eggs...

      Je Me Souviens this, punk.

  10. Re:Was it really impressive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In the post 9/11 world it's fairly impressive to get anything fired into the air without another missile returned in anger ...

  11. Re:Was it really impressive? by Yo+Grark · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's 6000 US feet, here in canada' that's like at least 20,000. :)

    Yo Grark
    Canadian Bred with American Buttering.

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  12. They used *two* ounces of baking soda. by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cripes. I can fart olives higher than 5500 feet.

    1. Re:They used *two* ounces of baking soda. by Icculus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cripes. I can fart olives higher than 5500 feet.

      This needs to go in the fortune file somewhere...

  13. Attack Of The Clones? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it me or do the three guys pictured in the article look like they're identical? I mean, even their baseball caps, t-shirts and footwear are the same and their only distinguishing features are their trousers - presumably so that they can tell each other apart.

    Hmmm, clones with rockets. Where have I heard that before?

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  14. Mission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Mission Accomplished: Blastoff was a real blast for four Calgary"

    hrm.. shouldn't that be lift off? I can imagine "Blasting" is not something they would want to have happen.

  15. President Bush by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 1, Funny

    President Bush said today that this weapon of mass destruction that these 'amateur rocketeers' developed will not be tolerated, and force will be used if neccessary.

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  16. finally by mattkime · · Score: 1, Funny

    finally the inuit space program is getting the attention it deserves

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  17. Re:Looks like good fun by homebru · · Score: 3, Funny
    Controls? Go! Engine? Go! Parachutes? Go!

    Guidance? ... Guidance? ... Hello?

  18. Re:Under Heathrow by BrainInAJar · · Score: 2, Funny

    USA: FAA
    Britain: CAA
    Canada: Transport Canada.

    We got ripped off on government agency names.

  19. Michael Moore Movie by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'll be in his next movie, that Michael Moore was able to purchase one of these, with out registration, at a Tim Hortons.

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  20. Re:Missile Defense by rich_r · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I build my own mega-missile and launch it a mile up whenever I feel like doing it?
    Yes. Just not twice....

  21. In other news... by kevlar · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news...

    Djibouti constructed its largest steam powered tractor. Its expected to till 40 tons of soil a year.

  22. Which proves by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    my throy tha the alledged country 'Canada' is actually a place where world power conduct rogue sciencintific experments.
    All for the sole purpose of:
    CATCHING FAIRY GODPARENTS!!

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  23. Bush Doctrine by fruity1983 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We cannot entertain the threat that Canada's new missile technology poses. Canada, you must immediately relent to weapons inspections. Your aggression will not be tolerated.

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  24. Make your "rocket" Bigger and Longer... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I can get something to help you do that... let me check my deleted mail folder. I am sure I saw something about that somewhere...

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  25. Most Powerful Amateur in Canada by jamonterrell · · Score: 5, Funny

    "16.5 feet ... 21 inches in diameter ... 2400lbs of thrust"

    I just got this same spam last week in my inbox.

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  26. 26 letters oughta be enough... by Regul8or · · Score: 3, Funny

    for any rocket.