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The Best Of Planetary Explorers

An anonymous reader writes "NASA's timeline is published today on the top seventy five events in recent planetary explorations. Since June and July inaugurates three new landers going to Mars, it is curious to see their selected images: Venusian crust hot enough to melt lead, comets colliding with Jupiter, Europa's frozen ocean. But the most precious discoveries may be those chalked up as nearly free riders: the fifteen Mars rocks that annually are found among Antarctic meteors [100 grams total] and all those four and half million personal computers doing SETI@home CPU cycles."

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  1. Number 1... by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Teaching everybody the metric system and getting them all to USE IT AT THE SAME TIME!

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    1. Re:Number 1... by lovebyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was expecting some American to say something like this:
      How many inches are there in 100 grams?

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    2. Re:Number 1... by some+American · · Score: 5, Funny

      well, how many is it, smart guy?

  2. Best Planetary Explorers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


    Dr. Smith from Lost in Space, of course.

    Everybody knows that.

  3. 1985..... by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 3, Funny

    As if the universe had something bad to eat the night before, we get a moon named PUCK circling Uranus.

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    1. Re:1985..... by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > > As if the universe had something bad to eat the night before, we get a moon named PUCK circling 'funny' mods are not so much laughing with you as at you. Puck, like many of Uranus's satellites, is named after a Shakespearean character. Specifically, Puck is a character from A Midsummer Night's Dream.

      I dunno, I happen to think a fairy circling Uranus is pretty freakin' funny.

      But since you bring up Shakespeare, so was Oberon the Fourth Moon, and since we've already got the King of the Fairies circling Uranus, what do you have against Puck? Really, what's one more fairy between friends?

      (Now, a fairy circling my anus isn't funny at all, no sirree!)

  4. Waiting... by Spytap · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm still waiting for a new planet to be added to our solar system. Hell, it's been a hundred odd years since the last one was found and some people are finding that one to be faulty? Come on people! NOTHING should take a century between updates!

    1. Re:Waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Think of the current state of the solar system like a release of Debian.

      We're currently at something like Woody. Very stable, no really contentious points.

      It will be, as with Debian, at least an aeon before another significant change is announced :D

    2. Re:Waiting... by haystor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sun is dying.

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  5. Star Trek by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Even fewer may recognize that international teams have flown a balloon in the clouds on Venus, or touched down on an asteroid. Missions have intentionally crashed a spacecraft into the moon, in hopes of observing from Earth an ejected spray of lunar ice.

    ta da da .. ta da da ta da da
    *opening star trek music plays*
    Space-- the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission--
    to explore strange new worlds...to seek out new life and new civilizations...to boldly go where no man has gone before.

    Captain's Log, Stardate 2948.5.
    Starship Enterprise remains stranded on the moon. We have been through a trying time. As per Starbase 11's orders, we have intentionally crashed the Enterprise into the moon, in hopes of allowing scientists on earth to observe an ejected spray of lunar ice. Our next mission is to boldly fly a balloon in the clouds of Venus.

    Mr. Spock: I must say, Captain, the human mind is infinitely illogical. I am amazed at it's unconventional approach to science.*superior smile*

    Dr. McCoy: Was that a smile Mr. Spock? I must say that was a definite display of human emotion.

    *spock raises suspicious eyebrow*

    Coming up next week: The crew of the Starship Enterprise tries to seek out new life and new civilizations by launching the SETI@HOME project.

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  6. Universe is flipping the bird. by rodney+dill · · Score: 3, Funny

    Probably off topic, so Mod me as you will,

    However, there is a great picture on the
    Astronomy Picture of the Day that looks like its flipping you off.

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  7. Re:Nevada by sixdotoh · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nevada? i thought it was in some studio either at NASA or some hollywood joint. moonmovie.com

    lol, why the guy doesn't write a book instead of selling a movie is my big hang up ;)

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  8. Re:Planet Colony by Matrix272 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Absolutely. Why not? You could use it as a propelant. Shoot in one direction, and you'd go in the other. If anybody on the ship starts acting strange (a la, Michael Beihn in The Abyss) shoot them and dump their body on Mars. If it's still there in 6 months, then you know there aren't any carnivorous animals runnin around.

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  9. Voyager... by Biff+Stu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because all know that it will return with some really advanced technology from a race of robots.