Cracking the Quicksilver Code
wka writes "Todd Garrison describes in detail how he solved the cryptographic puzzle promoting Neal Stephenson's forthcoming book Quicksilver, and the reward for his effort. Stephenson himself calls Garrison's story 'remarkable' because Garrison was completely unfamiliar with the system of writing (Real Character) used in the puzzle. Also, Stephenson notes that the system and its creator play roles in The Baroque Cycle."
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By Todd Garrison
This blow-by-blow account was created for all the Neal Stephenson readers who, in anticipation of his upcoming book, Quicksilver, took it upon themselves to try to solve the cryptographic puzzle they encountered at the Baroque Cycle Web site. If you had difficulty making heads or tails of it or are simply curious as to what it all means, what follows is an explanation of how one person arrived at the solution. Bear in mind that this narrative will reveal the translation of the code written in Wilkins's script, so if you are still interested in solving it for yourself, you may want to reconsider reading further.
Some time ago I received an email from HarperCollins's Author Tracker system, notifying me of some news relating to the publication of Quicksilver. I was directed to their promotional Web site, www.baroquecycle.com, where they had posted some information about its release date, an author bio and an excerpt from the book. Now sated, my attention was drawn once again to its strange introductory page. Without fanfare, nor any form of communication whatsoever, appeared this image of some parchment strewn with strange symbols. Added in the corners were little icons of what appeared to be oldish-looking glassware. What a strange way to welcome you to the site, I thought. In order to get to the Good Stuff, one must first pass through this page--an indication that it was meant to be noticed. Was this some sort of secret message? If this had anything to do with Neal Stephenson, I found it hard to believe it was all just window dressing. Sensing there was a mystery to be uncovered, I decided to dive in and see what I could come up with.
I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
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I started with the assumption that if this was intended for a mass audience to figure out, there had to be a relatively simple solution lurking out there. My first thought was that this "code" was concocted out of thin air, designed to look old. Cryptonomicon had taught me some things about codes, and assuming each symbol stood for a particular letter of the alphabet, I knew that frequency analysis was a tool often used for decoding simple substitution ciphers. This is the process whereby one counts the occurrence of each symbol and compares it with a normal letter distribution for written English. Therefore, with the letter "E" being the most common, I should then be able to substitute it for the most common symbol; likewise for the next most common letter, "T," then "A," and so on. Unfortunately, this strange alphabet seemed to have well more than 30 letters and only a few of them were used more than once. Mr. Stephenson, one - Todd, nada.
I was still convinced the solution was a simple one, so my next thought was to try looking at TrueType fonts of ancient languages, reasoning that if I found the correct one, all I had to do was key in the ciphertext and change the typeface to say, Times Roman, and the translated message would magically appear. But more than a hundred or so unsuccessful attempts later, this line of thinking was also abandoned. It was starting to get ugly.
I needed to take stock of the situation; it occurred to me that there no longer appeared to be a simple solution I could arrive at with basic guesswork. The only clues I had to work with were derived from the excerpt, and it had to somehow be tied in with the people or ideas from that period. Therefore it was probably pretty old, had something to do with alchemy, Kabalism or the occult, and it might have been the product of one of the leading scientific minds of the 17th century, etc.
The key to deciphering the message seemed to be predicated on finding a real-life example of this strange writing. Once that happened, the p
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Not sure if this is the website, cut it does have the complete text on-line of Wilkins "An Essay Towards a Real Character..." Also see this summary.
Anyone find the "Rosetta Stone" chart that he mentioned on his website in the (600 page) essay?
Congrats to Todd!
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Addendum: After faxing in my information to the New York fax number stated, I sat back and hoped that I would get a runner-up prize. After all, it took me several weeks of effort to solve the puzzle and surely there were other more learned people who would have recognized the script system used and been able to decode it in a day or two. I feared that my signed copy of the book would never materialize and, instead, that I would be notified that I was correct submission number one hundred and thanks for playing.
Much to my surprise, I received a phone call from Neal Stephenson a day or two later congratulating me on being the first to solve the puzzle. We talked over the telephone for ten or twenty minutes and I recounted my story of how I went about solving it. He encouraged me to write up the story, the results of which you are presently reading. Three days later, I received a signed copy of the book as promised.
I would like to encourage everyone to at least attempt to solve the puzzle, if only to learn more about the ingenious writing system created by Wilkins. While you may not get a signed copy of the book, the learning experience will certainly be worth the effort.
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Reading this guy's thought process reminds me of the recent book 'The Da Vinci Code' by Brown. If you like this sort of thing you should pick it up, there are a lot of codes in the book that the main charactors are trying to solve, and it is quite fun to try to beat them to it.
It is also fun to follow their thought processes, which read like this guy's account of cracking the quicksilver code.
1) Your analysis is based on bad assumptions so your result is way off. 2) You're a sick bastard for fucking a horse.
That way, this system'd allow for people who speak totally different languages to understand eachother by describing the meaning of words using a universal system. At least, that's what I think it does. Can anyone confirm?
Certainly that's what Umberto Eco seems to think in his non-fiction "Search for the Perfect Language" -- that is, it was in the same spirit as something like Volapuk or Esperanto, intended to transcend national language barriers. Of course, Wilkins was bit more mystical than the creators of those later languages, and also believed that Real Characters somehow captured the mystical essense of the things described.
Or for those that are anal about misquotes (like myself):
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that Stephenson has submitted a bug to Debian. (Read his In the Beginning Was the Command Line, it's excellent.) A skilled novelist who also participates in the open source process?
That gets him the same free pass that /. gives out to Linus Torvalds and Larry Wall. :-)
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
I have to say, once Garrison did all the leg work, it is quite simple to crack the phone number.
;)
I won't put it here, but it is in fact the number to Stephenson's publisher.
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From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]
Good \Good\, n.
1. That which possesses desirable qualities, promotes success, welfare, or happiness, is serviceable, fit, excellent, kind, benevolent, etc.; -- opposed to evil.
There be many that say, Who will show us any good ?
--Ps. iv. 6.
It's obviously been a noun since the time of King James 1 (or 6 if you're a Jock), so stop beating up on the guy just beacuse he knows more English than you do.
oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
maybe the obsessed Real Character guy has more sophisticated literary tastes than juvenile fiction?
That's not a real cipher, just a secret writing with it's own font.
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Here's some crypto on the net that you may find amusing (Note - this page is not work safe)
http://irresponsiblecybernetics.com/latexblue/a
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