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Dear Sir: Your Credit Card Number Has Been Owned

An anonymous reader submits: "California has become the first state in the nation to require companies victimized by malicious computer attacks to disclose what might have been compromised to their customers. Dubbed the Security Breach Information Act, companies whose systems are cracked and have credit card, bank account, and/or other significant customer data stolen are required to report the intrusion either by email, snail mail, a notice on their website, or by notification to the news media. Law takes effect Tuesday, July 1 (tomorrow)."

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  1. "Update:" by shawnywany · · Score: 5, Funny

    "All your base is now belong to them."

  2. MS Bank v1.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    for i in `select * from users`; do
    /usr/sbin/sendmail $i.email < sorry.txt
    done
    1. Re:MS Bank v1.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      apparently MS Bank runs on unix. in a bash shell...

      right... sher...

  3. Security Breach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Umm, I would send out notices, but it appears that the crackers overwrote the mailing addresses of our entire userbase with 123 Sesame Street."

  4. tonight.... by cdf12345 · · Score: 2, Funny

    guess we know what state hax0rs will target tonight, trying to be the first to make a company "go public"

    way better that IPO'S!

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  5. a notice on their website? by itallushrt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone actually expect american express or a similar large company to post publicly on thier website that they were 0wnz3rd?

    If so are they going to post a list of everyone who's information was possibly lifted?

  6. I can just see the conversation on 1337 IRC chans by Pento · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Translated to English, for readability purposes only.)

    1337 h4xxor> The company I broke into published it in the morning newspaper!!!1!1!
    5kr1p7 k1dd13> That's nothing!1!! I made the evening news!11!!!1!1

  7. Correction: 0wnx0r3d by dupper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aha, spelling Nazis, now the shoe is on the other foot!

  8. What's worse? by MoeMoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    companies whose systems are cracked...are required to report the intrusion either by email, snail mail, a notice on their website, or by notification to the news media.

    Now I'm not sure what I should be more afraid to find in my email, this or spam....

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  9. Law takes effect Tuesday, July 1 (tomorrow)." by djupedal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Increased costs take effect Wednesday, July 2 (the day after the day tomorrow).

  10. Re:I Remember when... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 3, Funny

    Exactly, I mean think of all those slashdot users, who had stored their credit card numbers on slashdot.

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  11. Need another law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Informing customers prior to account signup/transaction about whether or not information prone to identity theft is to be entrusted to some third world nation.

    I definitly want to know who I'm doing business with.

  12. MOD PARENT DOWN : -1, IDIOT DUMBASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    AC IDIOT

  13. I'm curious... by mabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you think that a little "This site powered by Windows 2000" icon on the bottom of the page be considered appropriate notification?

  14. Re:Moving Out Of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    degree in CS?.... Find work??.... HHAAAA HAHAHAHA AHAHA

    Thats a good one!

  15. BUSINESS PLAN by goon+america · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just an attempt to sell Microsoft a lot of stamps.

  16. Gray Davis Angriest at these Thefts by org.earth.Citizen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Between the time the company notifies you and you receive your new card in the mail, that's damn near 14 days of sales tax he can't collect on purchases you might make

  17. Bad/no credit to the rescue! by Kyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    The _only_ sure-fire way to prevent getting your CC# stolen is to not have a CC to start with. But that still doesnt protect you from identity theft as someone can open a card in your name if they have your SSN from somewhere.

    Ha! Finally, having bad/no credit is advantageous! They'll never be able to get a card in my name! Bwahaha!

  18. Re: sorry.txt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dear Sir

    Our main server (Windows 98) was hacked this morning. Our database (MS Access 97) has been compromised. Our security supervisor (MS Bob) was not able to detect the intrusion in time.

    Please excuse us: here are the data that has been compromised, we recommend you to change it...

    You name
    SS number
    Credit card number
    phone number
    email

    We would like you to know that, due to this attack, we upgraded our system. We now use Windows ME and Office XP

    Thank you for you attention...

  19. But I thought information wants to be FREE! by goldspider · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is NOT theft! There was no loss of property, and therefore no financial loss either!

    These credit card numbers weren't 'stolen', they were LIBERATED!

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  20. OT, but worth a laugh by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Can you just bury it somewhere on the website which is the equivalent of a disused lavatory in an unlit basement with no stairs and a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"?

    While on holiday in the Lake District a while back, some friends and I were going up to the top of Scafell Pike, the highest point in England. One of the paths was particularly treacherous, very steep and with lots of stones that slipped under foot. (Not good for those of us uncomfortable with heights!) After a few hundred metres, we got to the top of the path, only to find a sign there, facing toward anyone who was about to go down it.

    It said, "Danger of death! Path under reconstruction! Keep off!"

    We were suitably impressed. :-)

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