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Leave Outer Space to the Millionaires

tcd004 writes "Martin Rees, Britain's Astronomer Royal has an interesting article in Foreign Policy arguing that the future of manned space travel should be left to wealthy adventurers. He points to the fact that modern state-funded space disasters become national traumas, and argues that that gung-ho millionaires are more free to take risks because they 'don't represent a nation; [they] represent humanity.'"

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  1. Boy bands in space. by joeware · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree. Let's send all the boy bands into space.

    1. Re:Boy bands in space. by urbazewski · · Score: 2, Funny
      better yet, the old bumper sticker from the 70's:

      "If we can send one man to the moon --- why not send them all?"

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    2. Re:Boy bands in space. by Usquebaugh · · Score: 4, Funny

      But who would cut the grass?

  2. Wow by Exiler · · Score: 2, Funny

    ten bucks says someone builds a golf course on the lunar surface

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    1. Re:Wow by moitz · · Score: 4, Funny
      ten bucks says someone builds a golf course on the lunar surface

      This hole is a par 5, 19km. The green is at 18.5km, and up 17 meters.

      -moitz-

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  3. Anyone Else All For This? by Eberlin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone else all for sending all these rich people into space (preferrably never to return)?

    Wait, let's make them pay for R&D on something to shoot them with when they're up there before we launch any of 'em.

    1. Re:Anyone Else All For This? by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone else all for sending all these rich people into space (preferrably never to return)?
      Wait, let's make them pay for R&D on something to shoot them with when they're up there before we launch any of 'em.

      Yeah, let's have them pool all their resources to build three titanic colonizing spacecraft, and put them all aboard the first one we finish. We can call them the A, B, and C Arks, and put them on the B Ark ...

  4. Virgin Space! by CausticWindow · · Score: 3, Funny

    I vote for Richard Branson to be the first to cross the solar system in a nuclear powered balloon.

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  5. I agree completely by L.+VeGas · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as I am the one who gets to pick which millionaires are shot into space.

  6. You know what will happen, don't you? by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

    When they come back to earth, they will be forced to wear iron collars and chains because they keep saying, "Damn, dirty apes!"

  7. riaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fine by me if the RIAA millionaires shoot themselves onto the moon.

    -t

  8. Next Slashdot Headline:Bill Gates on Mars by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Gates seems to be considering Linux as a passing thru competition just like OS/2., and That Microsoft are the ones that keep pushing new technologies.

    Gates seems to be considering the International Space Station as a passing thru competition just like the other space missions and that Microsoft are the ones that keep pushing new technologies to further space travel.

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    1. Re:Next Slashdot Headline:Bill Gates on Mars by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny


      and then two weeks later there will be an Open Source movement for space travel just to show Gates up.

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  9. Re:Space should be left to corperations by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The point of the article is that the "overinflated male ego which still needs to prove that he is still sexy to any 20 year old girl" will push us to Mars and back with still enough energy to develop a working Dysan Sphere.

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  10. Re:Space should be left to corperations by RatBastard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never underestimate the power of a good-looking 20-year old girl.

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  11. Re:What about national pride? by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 2, Funny

    But what has NASA done for us lately?

    The aquaduct. And sanitation. And the roads. Medicine. Education. And the wine.

  12. Re:Really? by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Millionaires represent humanity?

    As opposed to what socialist nonsense?

    Homer Simpson, "averagenaut"?

    (Oh, and thanks for the setup. I'd have posted your comment anon just so I could post this reply. But I knew someone would come thru!)

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  13. Yep by Thuktun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Millionaires represent humanity?

    To the extent that the world revolves around them...

  14. Just pray... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that they don't run into ET out there. Could you imagine the first impression they get if they meet a bunch of boy bands? Excuse me, I'll just go dig a bomb shelter now...

    Kjella

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  15. He does have a point there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, how many people here would like to launch Bill Gates into outer space?

  16. Breaking the Light Barrier by cruachan · · Score: 3, Funny
    Moreover, communication with spacecraft will substantially improve. It took traditional explorers months to get messages home. For Capt. Robert Falcon Scott and other polar pioneers, messages home were not even an option. By contrast, the time needed for the first visitors to Mars (probably 30 years from now) to relay their thoughts and impressions will be measured in mere minutes.

    Well, at least 20 minutes from Mars orbit. That is unless wealth also buys you exemption from the laws of physics

  17. New business model by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Regurgitate old business idea (fried meat on a stick, etc.)
    2. ???
    3. Profit!
    4. Blast off!

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  18. Re:Privatize space. by Will_Malverson · · Score: 3, Funny
    Rather than all of us benfitting from space research I predict that any and all discoveries will be kept to the wealthy playboys themselves leaving the rest of us out in the cold.

    Steve: "Hey Bob, what was the salt content of the water that you found buried a few feet below the Martian surface?"

    Bob: "Let me see your 1040... You only made $143,000 last year. I'm not telling you anything."

  19. Obligatory Fight Club Reference by Tiresias_Mons · · Score: 2, Funny

    "When space exploration ramps up it'll be the big corporations that name everything: The IBM Stellarsphere, The Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks."

    Mmmmm, sounds good...where do I sign up for my Grande Latte Enima and crap software?

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  20. Re:Uh-huh. by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about their maids and butlers?

    Now... where to get zero-G cooking and cleaning experience?

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  21. All the politicians and lawyers must go too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Admittedly Slashdot would have a severe problem without editorials about the DMCA and RIAA and patent suits and SCO daftness etc etc to fill its pages .... ... but just think how much extra coding time we'd have! :-)

  22. Re:Uh-huh. by PaulBu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was so much expecting:
    ...Individuals know how to make other individuals. ;-)
    Paul B.

  23. Re:Space should be left to corperations by ddimas · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's been quantized. 1 millihelen (remember Helen of Troy?)is the amount of beauty needed to launch a single ship.

  24. Oh, the humanity by RdsArts · · Score: 2, Funny

    argues that that gung-ho millionaires are more free to take risks because they 'don't represent a nation; [they] represent humanity

    *Watches "Shuttle Donald Trump" go up in flames*

    Oh, the humanity!

  25. Re:Uh-huh. by darien · · Score: 2, Funny

    NASA's budget is roughly $15 billion. It costs $12 to research and dev a new plane, and $10 to build one.

    Well, that's fine then - they can do the R&D once, build 1,499,999,998 space planes and still have $8 left to spend on scratchcards!