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Microsoft Considers $10 Billion Dividend

Dreadnougat writes "Microsoft is considering paying out a $10 billion dividend, the largest corporate payout ever. Cynics (ok, anyone reading /.) might note that Bill Gates stands to make $1.18 billion himself off the $1 a share dividend, in comparison to the $95 million he makes in a normal year off the regular 8 cents a share dividend."

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  1. Linus by SHEENmaster · · Score: -1, Troll

    Gives out a much larger portion of the profits, and not just to pad his own wallet.

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  2. The Preview Button is God. by jonman_d · · Score: -1, Troll

    Or an "accountaint" - I hear they're more professional than "accountains."

  3. Re:/.-centric summary. by tomstdenis · · Score: -1, Troll

    And heaven forbid he donates money to charities, research, funds scholarships and hosts parties at his lakeside house thingy.

    Yeah, evil Gates!

    The problem you guys have is "why didn't I think of that back then". And the truth of the matter is he played by the rules and won. Then we established anti-trust as a sore-loser defence. Because everyone knows you can buy PCs without OSes [point in case I've never bought a PC with an OS on it].

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  4. Re:Damned if They Do .... by yerricde · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why should one person control so much wealth?

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  5. Re:What would you do with $10bn? by 3waygeek · · Score: 0, Troll

    About 10 years ago, I worked with a guy who knew Bill Gates. According to him, Bill was quite well known for hiring hookers to satisfy him orally. Upon hearing this, I immediately set about figuring out how much he could afford to pay for this service -- based on the 1994-ish value of MS stock, he could pay many thousands per hour, 24/7/365, to get continuous oral service for the rest of his life.

  6. Re:/.-centric summary. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Companies aren't allowed to sell IBM/PC compatible computers without an OS. The only way to buy one like this is to build it from parts. Even OEMs are obliged to bundle an OS with it (guess which one). They typically get that OS for less than 17USD, so it's no big deal. I owuld be very suprised if you have managed to never buy a PC without an OS...and might even call your character into question ;-)

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  7. Re:Huh? Regular dividend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you said M$.

    That should automatically invalidate everything else you say and should be modded down to -1, idiotic.

  8. Re:Make dividends open source! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Aside from that horrible multimedia studios link, I don't see why this post is marked as a troll. We are at war, people. Al Qeada and French conspiracies are driving us into a new depression, and I think a timely effort by Microsoft to push America's economy back to #1 should be recognized for what it is, regardless of what you think about the quality of their software.

  9. Re:Jesus. Buying votes isn't enough. by Nept · · Score: 1, Troll

    Bush's meager tax money payoff

    just shut the f*ck up already.

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  10. Re:/.-centric summary. by Genjurosan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Before you make some STUPID blanket statement simply because you are caught up in hating MS like most other children.. Why don't you check out the 6 BILLION that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has given out. Yeah.. That's BILLION.

  11. Who wants to be a billionaire? by dennison_uy · · Score: 0, Troll

    1. Sell crappy software at bloated prices
    2. Buy out smaller startups
    3. Pay out all your shareholders
    4. ???
    5. ???
    6. Profit!!!

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  12. Re:/.-centric summary. by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: -1, Troll

    " I cannot find even one reference of Bill Gates having been charged with a crime, much less convicted of one."

    Google says you're wrong.

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  13. Re:Eternally Evil? by esobofh · · Score: 0, Troll

    Right.. just like the billion other companies that have paid out dividends since the dawn of trade

    you smoke too much pot hippy(tm)®©

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  14. Re:/.-centric summary. by Trepalium · · Score: 0, Troll
    These days, Microsoft's wares are less about want and more about need. e.g. I NEED to be able to read MS Word documents my business partners send me... I NEED to upgrade to the latest version of Windows because NT 4.0 is no longer supported. I NEED to add another MS server product to the network because no one else has the access to the client OS to be able to properly integrate the features into the system. It's like heroin -- once you start the habit, it's nearly impossible to break the addiction.

    Samba works well, but real Windows servers work better with Windows clients. qmail works well, but you can't use all the features of Outlook without an MS Exchange server. Any streaming media format works well, but you can only use Windows Media Format without add-on software on each client machine. Etc, etc, etc.

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  15. Re:/.-centric summary. by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's simpler than you think. Charities are tax exempt organizations. This means they do not have to pay taxes on donations, furthermore, donations to such charities are tax deductable.

    In essence, Bill Gates doesn't pay income taxes, what he does is pay the equivelent amount to his charity, thus garnering him a credit equal to what his income taxes would be.

    It's the best of both worlds, he doesn't have to "pay" taxes, and he gets to keep his "play" money anyway. Rather than the money going to "waste", he gets to decide what happens to it directly. It really is very clever.

  16. Re:/.-centric summary. by MegaFur · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yes, but Windoze 3.11 and later Windoze 95 straight-out *stole* the interface Apple was using for the Mac. This is an example of "dirty tricks" *before* M$ became a monopoly and it's the way they have always done things.

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