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The World Health Organization has declared that SARS is contained, for now. Toronto has engaged in extensive analysis of the outbreak there, leading to a number of interesting and in-depth stories about the progression of the disease.
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Answered by: Jamie
Last Modified: 03/07/03
A truck pulls up and the driver falls out covered in his own mucus.
In the passenger seat the driver's wife and child are dead.
This isn't the end, it's just the beginning.
I have been pwned because my
I still got some in me ASS
Yo are there gangstaz in your city? I live in Medina, New York and we got mad gangstaz they drive cars with loud music etc
ok. you win the battle, but you won't win the war.
i may not get you with sars this time, but i'll create another virus and kill you all
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Emotion Eric can be used for anything nowadays!
Yes, adults always say fsck.
Get a sense of humor, mods. Dat shit was funny!!!
These SARS outbreaks have definitely been scary, but quite frankly they don't hold a candle to the very grave threat of an Iraqi WMD attack. I'm glad our leaders had the sense to stop this threat and get all of their oil at the same time. There are billions of WMDs in Iraq, so I'm still a bit uneasy since Saddam might have his hand on the button right now. North Korea is scary too, but it is said that they only have a couple of WMDs. Piss on worrying about "civilian casualties," bomb them all to death then bomb their graveyards.
Is it true?
I'd like to thank both you, and the moderators, for maintaining the high level of intelligence and insight that keep me coming back to read Slashdot's message boards. I always enjoy when the same unfunny non-jokes are repeated ad nauseam every time anything even slightly related to a certain topic is discussed. Honestly, +4, Funny, for this shit?
You ignorant troll. It was actually old unlicenced versions of windows 95 and 98 that were the most popular choice of Islamic Terrorists. We need to get rid of another virus. It's name is you.
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Hahaha as I read what I just wrote, maybe you don't want to check out my signature.. :)
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