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Donkey Kong Arcade World Record Broken
Thanks to EvilAvatar for pointing to a TwinGalaxies report revealing the world record on the classic Donkey Kong has been smashed, with a score of 947,200 by Washington gamer Steve Wiebe. According to the post, "Steve's achievement took nearly 2 hours of game play, and although he had lost his third life relatively early in the game, he kept things going for a remarkable period of time, reminding gamers everywhere: 'Never give up, never say die', classic advice from another Donkey Kong master, legendary gamer Bill Mitchell." Detailed stats reveal there are 116 playable screens that you can complete before reaching the impossible-to-complete 'kill screen' on this classic title, and it appears the magical million mark may theoretically be attainable.
2 hours of barrel throwing? Damn Donkey Kong must be tired.
Well, unless he missed a ton of bonuses somewhere along the way, he'd have to jump an extra 528 barrels (at 100 pts per barrel) to reach a million points. At 5 seconds per barrel that's 2640 extra seconds of playing, or 44 minutes. Also, jumping barrels is probably a sure-fire way to lose that third man even earlier.
Which is worse? That he plays Donkey Kong obsessively to the point of making it onto the front page of Slashdot or that I spent the time estimating the time it would take for him to break a million points the next time he shoots for the record? Maybe I should do a risk-analysis while I'm pissing away time...
Curmudgeon Gamer: Not happy
to play donkey kong for 10 minutes, let alone two
hours. Now, give donkey kong a railgun or put him
in a racecar and let me play against some human
victims and I could play for 36 straight hours.
For every annoying gentoo user, are three even more annoying anti-gentoo crybabies. Take Yosh from #Gimp for example.
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One, is the MAME version accurate enough to have this "kill-screen"?
Two, does anyone know of a cheat to get to this "kill-screen"? After all, I doubt I'd ever play for 2 hours just to get there, but I would be interested in seeing what lies ahead for the poor guy.
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To play Donkey Kong
and forsake rail gun giblets
is to be enlightened
One of the more amusing game-related memories I recall is that of a Defender champ playing Defender in the college arcade for hours and hours.
The guy racked up hundreds of extra lives. Eventually, he got tired of it and walked away (leaving kids to scramble to take over his game).
This video game whiz, obviously not a jack of all trades, walked to the nearby Donkey Kong console. He put in a quarter. Within seconds, Mario was crunched by a barrel. In anger, he hauled back and swatted the control knob, knocking it flying (joystick attached) across the room. He then left the arcade.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
I have the original Donkey Kong arcade game in my basement and have broken a million points a couple times. I didn't think this was such a huge deal, I'm surprised.
This was one of the first video games I ever played. Played it on a BBC micro if I remember right. Very cool back then.
Anyway. I managed 7600 points, first go on the Java emulator. Surely a million isn't that hard :p
http://web.utanet.at/nkehrer/JDKong.html
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using MAMEs built in cheat functionality you could easily create a cheat to never lose lives and then make your way to the end.
Where's the "donkey" in Donkey Kong?
and just before a million slashdotted hits, the server crashed.
According to this interview with a previous high-scorer (879,200 in Aug of 2000), the trick is to use up all your lives before you reach the kill level, effectively trading them in for points. But, that's assuming you have lives left to spare at that point...
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It shouldn't be too hard to rig up a bot program to the controls of a DK arcade machine. If you can write bots to automate Diablo II, then DK shouldn't be a problem. That would tell us if 1 million were possible.
I had Defender for the Atari 800 and I remember that it was a very easy game. I think you got a bonus life every 10,000, instead of being limited to 1 or 2 bonus lives. So you could theoretically play forever. I remember once playing for 1 hour, getting bored and started killing myself. It took forever (well, I was a kid, probably just 10-15 minutes) to kill all my ships).
You should complain. I'd raise hell. I only noticed cause I like your comments and look for them. Some asshat has downmodded exactly 5 of your previous comments for no good reason.
The metamoderators will get the guy. He won't be able to mod for months.
The exact reason I love FPS and racing games so :)
much is because there isn't a large time commitment.
It comes in blocks of manageable time. I can race
for 6 minutes, then walk away or race some more.
Same mentality with FPS games.
For every annoying gentoo user, are three even more annoying anti-gentoo crybabies. Take Yosh from #Gimp for example.
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All I can say is....2 hours straight play of Donkey Kong...he deserves that win!!! He must be pretty darn good!