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SCO Taking Linux Discussion To Japan

levin writes "EETimes is carrying a new story about our good friend Darl McBride, CEO of SCO. His latest escapades include a trip to Japan in response to the CE Linux Forum initiative undertaken by several big-name Japanese tech firms such as Sony and Toshiba. He's putting his famous tainted code dog-and-pony show on parade, trying to influence some of the major CELF founders."

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  1. Too Bad... by JoeLinux · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....I guess that means he'll have to accept his AssHat Award by proxy.

    1. Re:Too Bad... by rworne · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ano gaijin wa aho desu ka?
      Iie, oshiri boushi to iimasu ne.


      I commend your use of keigo but it isn't totally warranted in this case.

      Ano yatsu aho ka?
      (Said to friend)

      Chigau, ketsu-boushi da.
      (oshiri is polite form like "bottom" or "butt". Ketsu is more vulgar, closer to the meaning "ass". I've never heard Japanese refer to the sphincter as ohshiri-no-ana, only as ketsu-no-ana, anaru, or komon)

      If you are wondering where I picked most of this up, you get to learn a lot in Akihabara watching some kids teach Sega's Seaman to talk in Japanese.
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  2. Re:Does anyone out there still use SCO Unix? by carpe_noctem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I use SCO as my server platform, and WinXP for my desktop. I'm a /. rebel, baby!

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    "Quoting famous computer scientists out of context is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." - K
  3. We are done with SCO. by bazik · · Score: 5, Funny

    We had two Compaq Proliant servers at work, running SCO Unix. We reinstalled them with Linux three weeks ago and sent back all SCO CD's, handbooks etc. to SCO with a little note that we dont want to use Software from a Company which can't write good code and sues those who can.

    Curious why we didn't receive a response yet ;)

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  4. In a related story by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    (AP) In a related story, SCO took its fight against Linux to Antarctica. Little is known of the results, except that there are rumors of significant reductions in the penguin population."

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  5. Re:Does anyone out there still use SCO Unix? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just finished converting my home's systems from Debian to OpenServer. Cost me a bundle, but I figure it's important to support organizations that defend IP rights.

  6. What they're saying: by Jonsey · · Score: 3, Funny

    With ... regretted appologies to Yatta!(c)(tm) (r)(dog)

    Nippon-Sue-Sue SCO-wonderful Easy-Rider-Salad-The-Mall! We didn't win so Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue!

    Now where are the guys in underwear jumping around talking about how life is good as long as they have leaves and that the economy will recover?

    Related Link: Google for Yatta. Trust me.

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  7. Divinyls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I think about SCO I touch my CELF

  8. Re:More icing on the Cake... by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 3, Funny

    FUD means "search the FUcking web, Dude".
    Oh wait, wrong one.

  9. Darl must be suicidal by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it enough to piss off one 800 pound gorilla?

    Now he goes poking another eight of them with a stick.

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  10. Re:Does anyone out there still use SCO Unix? by Xerithane · · Score: 3, Funny

    FilePro. We use it for a FilePro database that runs our entire accounting operations. I dunno why. Maybe I should mention to them that FilePro runs on Linux now. (duh).

    Wow, I thought we were the only bass-ackwards organization that did that. We're trying to migrate away from FilePro, as it's retarded in ways that makes the short-bus riding childrens parents cringe in horror and shock.

    We regularly get to make SCO jokes, though. Still not any form of consolation for having to have programs actually run on that shit.

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  11. Re:Does anyone out there still use SCO Unix? by sheddd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our point of sale system is running on SCO. Replacing it this winter woohoo :)

    With a M$ system :(

    I do like to bash Microsoft but sometimes their products make sense.

  12. f@!k the NDA I signed: many lines of code are same by binaryfeed · · Score: 4, Funny
    I signed the NDA and looked at the code in question with a SCO representative.

    Every few lines there was a line that was exactly the same as code in the Linux kernel source tree.

    These lines contained one and only one character: '\n'

  13. Re:What is a "Central Module"? by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 3, Funny

    said Enderle of Giga Information Group..."The lines of code contained typos, misspellings..."

    You sure? It compiles fine for me.

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  14. Re:What is a "Central Module"? by Fly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think he meant "typos" like src, dest, byte, sprinf, and char. I mean, some of those aren't even words, dude.

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  15. Re:What is a "Central Module"? by Fly · · Score: 4, Funny

    sprintf even, sorry for the typo

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  16. Re:They Own C++ Too!!! by the-build-chicken · · Score: 4, Funny

    wow, there must just be some insane hash being passed round at SCO headquaters. I wanna get me a half a bag of SCO special, sounds like it kicks ass.

  17. Re:And it is no secret he doesn't like linux by MacOS_Rules · · Score: 3, Funny

    potty-mouthed malcontents?!?

    FUCK HIM!!! fuck him and his lousy, closed-source thesaurus! =)

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    If a man's character is to be abused there's nobody like a relative to do the business. -Thackeray, William