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Teach An Old Athlon New Tricks
budn3kkid writes "Seems like Upgradeware have a new gadget out for those overclockers looking to upgrade their age old Athlon mobo (KT133, KT266 etc.) with a spanking new AMD Barton CPU. Also, saw an article at ol' Tom's about it right here as well."
After digging around at random in the desert, I found this latest gadget. It works fantastic. Baywatch looks crystl clear on my Commodore-64 now!
Thank you!
The link is almost as reliable as my Athlon system.
A tradional alternate solution for a conventional method to solve a problem.. interesting
There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of us
poster must be new here
The error page is not in English, but Babelfish can help us out with that.
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sounds like most error messages... confusing in every way...
Aarrgh.... just beat me with the same information. Now I'll get redundant and you'll get +5 informative! Damn the Karma Whore system!
Someday I'll exact my revenge.
The Political Programmer
Solving an Old Problem Elegantly: Using the XP-TMC to Deal with the Slashdot Effect.
Apparently the guys at Upgradeware could use one of these
An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
I propose a modification to this. When talking about gaming or about overclocking (and especially AMD systems), your computer is not a 'box' but a 'rig'. The correct phrase to express that your computer is fast is that it is a 'sweet rig'.
-- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
Microsoft Support
That's the only bit I could read. Informative though.
Yeah, it is obvious from your spelling of the word "Athlon" that you are far too intelligent to run Windoze. Let the lower mortals who do not take the liberty of spelling trademarked product names however they see fit run the mainstream garbage, and you 1337 h4x0rz can run your BSDs.
This is a perfect example of why IIS "friendly" error messages are generally a Bad Thing.
Haven't you heard? The latest craze is UNDER clocking. People with older Athlons are ahead of the curve.
Underclocking Becomes Latest Computer Craze
Speaking as someone who works in a computer store, it always goes like this when dealing with modded hardware:
1 : Did you ever or has anyone ever physically modified, altered or enhanced the hardware of your system?Yes. --> You were or should have been aware of the risks. You don't go about messing with valve settings, piston settings or the fuel-mixture of your car, do you? Get lost, warrenty voided.
No. --> Continue to next question.
2 : Did you ever or has anyone ever changed any settings in the BIOS, other then IDE or ACPI settings?
Yes. --> You ought to be aware of the risks of messing with voltages, multipliers and what have ye. Go to hell, warrenty voided.
No. --> Blame Intel or AMD, try to sell an expensive, new CPU.
What the hell is a BIOS? --> Compare BIOS with an STD so people fear it. Then try to sell an expensive, new CPU.
Yes, but I am an overclocker and modder. --> Violently remove customer from store. We don't sell 300 Euro brand-name cases, 500 Euro brand-name PSUs or 750 Euro brand-name water-cooling rigs. Hence why we don't make money on them anyways. (That, and those "Look at my prefab case window mod and 750 Euro water cooling rig that uses an aluminium radiator, copper heatsink and common tapwater!" annoy me.)
Hate me!
Even if you're accepting the risk of ruining your processor by overclocking it, and are willingly releasing the vendor from warranty obligations, you _are_ morally bankrupt, and are swindling all involved companies by not buying a higher-speed processor to begin with. This is because you're violating the implied contract you made with them to run the CPU at the advertised speed.
I'll bet you're also the type who goes to the bathroom during TV commercials, which violates your contract to watch advertising which pays for TV programming. Hell, you're probably one of those scumbag Tivo users who fast-forwards through the commercials...
Do you have multiple computers at home? You're probably connecting them all to one of those damned routers, instead of paying the ISP more for each computer!
How are companies supposed to survive with people like this around? We need more laws and enforcement to make sure people are using things they purchase only in ways that the manufacturers permit!!
and by 'guide to being l33t' they mean
'guide to being a parents' basement dwelling uber-dork'.
If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
Not only that, but I've heard that deviant overclockers may have access to patented ERASER(TM) technology. This technology allows pencil marks to be erased from various surfaces. With ERASER(TM) speed-freak hooligans can remove any evidence of tampering with the electrical contacts on their AMD(TM) Athlon(TM) Processors(TM).
Clearly these things should be illegal under the DMCA. Claims that Erasers have significant other functions are all lies.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
Greetings,
I represent the CIAA (CPU Industry Association of America) and wish to inform you that you are to cease all overclocking immediately. As you may be aware, under the DMCA (Digital Millennium Clockcycles Act) when you purchase a CPU, you are merely purchasing silicon with a license to use it for X number of MHz. Exceeding this number is STEALING MHz from poor engineers.
Furthermore, multi-tasking OSes have been determined to be 'CPU piracy' becuase it allows multiple programs to share the CPU. As 'sharing' has been determined to mean 'stealing' you will have to have a seperate CPU for each process you wish to run concurrently.
Thank you, and please continue to buy our products or we will be forced to sue again.
"I've had an Athalon box running 24/7 for over a year now. No problems at all."
"Of course, you wouldn't believe how much I spend a month on refridgerating that thing. Wowsers!"
"Derp de derp."
I had a chat like that once, only it went something more like this:
Me: "Hey Cindy, nice box!"
Cindy: *smack*
mm, the smell of burning karma
Isn't BSD dead or something? Just kidding.
Trolls dont like to be Flamebait, because they burn so well. Protect our Troll heritage!
'Your computer is a "box"'.
Uh....no. A "box" is something else entirely and I have severe doubts that 90% of the guys posting here will ever see one in person. While we're at it, a "rig" is not a modified "box". A "rig" is a piece of equipment that same 90% of Slashdotters will have no real use for except self-pleasure. Well, I suppose a "rig" can be a computer after all.
you say "parents' basement dwelling uber-dork" like it's a bad thing.
I used to but then I quit.
It's Athlon you goon. The athalon chip was never released due high amounts of gamma radiation leaking from the L2 cache. Bruce banner found this out the hard way. That story marvel spun is pure BS and only used as a cover up for AMD's horrifying mistake.
Can I suggest getting a better graphics card if you have time to read Slashdot between frames?