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Few Companies Change Linux Plans Despite SCO Suit

gaurab writes "A survey on Internetweek says 'SCO's Linux lawsuit and threats seem to be having little affect on IT managers except to make them angry. Fully 91 percent of people responding to an InternetWeek Reader Question said they will not change their Linux deployment plans as a result of SCO's actions.' The article is also available at Yahoo!"

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  1. Still not using linux by bathmatt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Fully 91 percent of people responding to an InternetWeek Reader Question said they will not change their Linux deployment plans as a result of SCO's actions.

    Yeah, they still are not going to use linux :)

    1. Re:Still not using linux by benja · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fortunately, the other 9% were not planning to adopt Linux before SCO's suit. ;-)

  2. Where I work... by wilfie · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... we've been much to busy uninstalling AIX to worry about linux.

  3. Re:9% is a lot by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when did your PHB need a good reason to make a decision? He probably saw a picture of Tux and thought that a fat penguin wasn't the image his company wanted to project. I've seen projects canned for even sillier reasons than that, believe it or not.

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  4. read the survey! by painehope · · Score: 5, Funny
    %19 of respondents answered that they had kicked the last remaining SCO box in the server room repeatedly when the law suit was announced.

    of that %19, %100 said noone noticed, even when the SCSI disks gave a last, belated whine and emitted the magic smoke.

    another %6 answered that, after numerous beers on a friday night, they had actually urinated on their last remaining SCO server.

    of those %6, %35 admitted to accidentally hitting the power supply.

    of that %35, %15 said it was the best thrill they had in the past year. The other %65 just clutched their genitalia while answering the question.

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  5. Its definitely affecting out decisions! by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are decommissioning Unixware boxes and replacing them with Linux as fast as we can!!!

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  6. Re:9% is a lot by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article:

    Yes, we're reducing our Linux deployment, eliminating Linux entirely -- or at least we're thinking about it: 9 percent.

    In other news, one company has seen a huge increase in orders requested for SCO headquarters.

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  7. Recent Poll by Malicious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Another online survey at Slashdot says 'Fully 24% of People beleive that .NET is the largest threat to humanity.'
    In other news, Slashdot editors still insist that if you're using these numbers for anything meaningful, you're insane.

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  8. Re:And the other 9%? by jared_hanson · · Score: 5, Funny

    The other 9% had not yet seen the "decision matrix" that demonstrated clearly, and without any bias, that "Linux is unaffected" in all cases. If they had seen this matrix prior to taking part in the poll, they would have answered differently. At the time, however, they still had concerns that were being looked into.

    Please be aware that some companies are not yet aware of this decision matrix, or, worse, have formulated their own that does not come to the same conclusion. Please spread the word.

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  9. Re:Like cigarette companies. by qtp · · Score: 4, Funny

    One example I was given was oral sex.

    Who's giving this example, where do I sign up, and do I have to sign an NDA?

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  10. Re:And the other 9%? by 4of12 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What are the other 9% thinking?

    Probably a lot of those 9% could fall into these categories:

    • "What the hell is this they're talking about? I think I'll say that we're taking it under advisement, because that's what cool people say when they wield mighty legal shields."

    • "Who the hell is SCO? Are they like the Red Hat that we run? I don't want to sound stupid, so I'll say that we're taking a wait 'n see approach."

    • "I hope this interview gets over soon. I really need to take a dump and then go visit that hot new receptionist in marketing."
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  11. No, but we're getting rid of all 2500 AIX boxes! by KlomDark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man have we been busy... Ever since SCO revoked IBMs license, the PHBs have been freaking out. They gave us 30 days to make the move, we argued that it would probably take two years.

    The PHBs got together to discuss it and agreed with us and gave us 30 + 2 days to get it done. We then had to explain the differences between 'day' and 'year', which took a long time because to explain 'day', we had to first get them to understand the difference between 'light' and 'dark'. Boy were they excited when they figured out there actually was a reason behind wearing their stylish wrist devices!!

    Then we tangented off to several meeting about finding a reason for the stylish things they tie around their necks. Never were able to figure that one out, even with all us techies there to assist.

    But, we are now allowed to come to work naked as long as we have a stylish wrist device!

    We now have 13 days remaining to make the switch from AIX. We are simply moving everything to Linux, but putting up a custom message that says "SuperOS" instead of "Linux" or "AIX" and they seem nice and calm again.

    Stupid fux...