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Repel Bugs With Your Cell Phone
telstar writes "Starting Monday, SK Telecom Co. in South Korea will begin offering a ringtone designed to repel mosquitoes for the one-time price of $2.50. The ringtone, inaudible to humans, has a range of three feet, and functions just like any other ring-tone from your cell." Now if only there was a ringtone to repel bugs in code! Sorry, I'm full of bad jokes today.
The only bugs in your computer good sir, are purely jokes with wings that whimsically buzz about Slashdot spreading their hilarious bug-joy to all! Your comedic throw-downs have left me ramshackle and quivering with all the glee of a playful cricket! 'Maybe I should just leave it on top of my computer then...'??? Absolute genius. And, 'Has Microsoft heard of this technology?' You rapscallion you! Someone set you up the hive and your giggling bees are stinging us in the face with barbs of laughter. I assume you meant this not to ward bugs away from poor Microsoft employees milling about the campus. Your mirth runs far deeper than that, doesnt it friend? Oh yes. If I may say, between laugh-spasms, you refer to Microsoft software as having bugs! LOLLOLLOL! Proverbial icing on the cake good chap! I have made my decision. I am bookmarking this post for future reference. Should I ever thirst for a good-old fashioned laugh with a Microsoft slag thrown in for good measure, I will be sure to navigate to this hyperlink of joy you have so kindly immortalized here on Slashdot proper. Mods, mod this wandering minstrel of mirth +5 Dancing-Bees-of-Funtimes!