Repel Bugs With Your Cell Phone
telstar writes "Starting Monday, SK Telecom Co. in South Korea will begin offering a ringtone designed to repel mosquitoes for the one-time price of $2.50. The ringtone, inaudible to humans, has a range of three feet, and functions just like any other ring-tone from your cell." Now if only there was a ringtone to repel bugs in code! Sorry, I'm full of bad jokes today.
1. Come up with ridiculous business model
Wouldn't you think that it'd be easier to package a simple oscillator circuit and a speaker in a plastic box and charge $5 for it?
2. ???
Now, I know what you're saying: when you do it with cell phones, you get to charge $2.50 a month, and recurring revenue beats one-shot, right?
3. Profit!
But this is Korea we're talking about, here. When was the last time a Hyundai lasted longer than a month without needing to be replaced?
Give him the ol' JonKatz. Check his box so that you don't see his stories.
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