Slashdot Mirror
Berkeley TCP socket interface for the Apple IIgs
Scott C. Linnenbringer writes "In case you wanted to do something cool with your fancy little Apple IIgs in the back room, you can use GS/TCP to implement a standard BSD socket interface, allowing you to connect via SLIP, MacIP, and soon PPP on a GNO/ME (GNO Multitasking Environment) UNIX system for the IIgs, now completely abandoned, open-sourced and labeled freeware. GS/TCP also comes with ftp and inetd, built with ORCA/C directly from BSDi sources (hacked, of course,) and a text web browser for GNO/ME can be found at the website."
Posted from the nero-online.org Troll Library
Following my work researching The Linux Gay Conspiracy, I am saddened to announced that I have discovered yet another
orgy of perverted heterophobic values. My claim lies with the Slashdot mangement.
First, what kind of name is Slashdot? This is obviously a code word in the homosexual community for something perverted.
Slashdot is an anagram of LAD SHOTS, which refers to Slashdot's pedophile agenda and T ASS HOLD, which refers to
some gay sexual posistion that Michael and CmdrTaco enjoy.
The 'editors' of Slashdot, as they call themselves, are homosexual swingers with cleverly disguised nicknames.
CmdrTaco (aka "Rob" Malda) is the "head" honcho of Slashdot.
Cmdr obviously refers to his desire to dominate over his gay partners, and Taco is obviously a sly reference to his colon.
Update: It is well known that Taco claims to be married to Kate Fent. No one really believes that 'she' is actually his
wife. We have proof that this 'she' is actually a he. It turns out that Kathleen Fent is an anagram of KAHN FELT EN ET.
So this Kate of his is really Kahn who "felt in it". I will not describe what that means as I am sure you can imagine yourself.
Michael Sims, who goes as 'michael' on Slashdot, is a well known thug and advancer of homosexual agenda. His name is an anagram of
ASS CHIME MIL which obviously refers to his desire to flaunt his lower organ.Update: It turns out that Michael
Sims is an anagram of ASS LICE, HMM, I?. That is so sick that words cannot describe the horror.
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day is Slashdot's Mac propagandist.
Macintosh computers are well known as the Gay computer due to their homosexual colors and stylings. An email exchange between
'Pudge' and Apple HQ have been leaked by a former Apple employee who converted to heterosexuality. These two emails (here and here) have been repeatedly posted on Slashdot, but are
quickly censored by Slashdot moderators who do not want the public to know about its agenda.Update form Subject Line Troll - it appears the O'Day is just a few letter changes
away from I'm Gay and rhymes with O'Day. Is anyone surprised that Mr. Pudge is a fudge packing Mac hippie?
Simoniker, a recent addition to Slashdot has been uncovered as Mr. Goatse himself. Simoniker is a frequent poster to the Games section of Slashdot, obviously
because he enjoies modded versions of Quake 3 and UT2K3 as a homosexual warrior who likes to 'overcome' his opponents with his
exagerated sized love member. In addition, Simoniker is an anagram of KEN I RIM SO (Ken is probably his current
boyfriend) and MEN I IRK SO (which refers to his frustratingly troubled gay relationships, probably due to his rather
large asshole).
Please reply with additional information, contributions, and corrections. I will include any additional information and credit
you with it in my further releases of this report.
Don't you mean GNU/GNO/ME?
FP
u R teh f4L3y0R3!!!
beeyotch!!
Please, before you use this software to develop any mission critical applications or enterprise solutions DOUBLE-CHECK that this GNO/ME is truly open-sourced.
Someone should also make sure SCO doesn't think they own the rights to it
These companies were part of a fraudulent stock deal, commonly known as a "Pump and Dump". It is alleged in the leaked OSDN documents that Malda and Bates received payments in return for posting links to these falsified webpages, and stimulating grass roots interest in the Linux-based electronic products.
Why don't you just post the documents, instead of teasing us with this summary? If it's true, the facts will speak for themselves. It's not like Taco and Hemos will delete your comment.
It's not like Taco and Hemos will delete your comment.
HA!
Taco has the capability to delete comments. He has done it before when the DMCA was forced upon him, and if it came down to hiding something scandalous about what he did, he'd be more than happy to do that, dont you think?
You'd have to be crazy to waste that much time on a woefully obsolete machine instead of using the modern one you've already got for the same purpose.
Repeal the DMCA!
..people, carnivores... let's eat the meat!
6 &o p=&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=2444 #2447
"I agree with Nas on this. Funny, if totally off base. I am 5'11". I weight close to 240 lbs, and work out 2 hours a day. I've been a student of the Martial Arts since I was 7. Feel free to come by and see me for a free lesson. There are two very good hospitals within 5 minutes.
If you cannot speak the lanuage of reason, I cam capible of coming down to your level. That isn't a responsbile tactic with Google however, and isn't going to help Dave."
http://www.slackersguild.com/comments.pl?sid=75
I bet RMS intimidated the makers of GNOME into calling it GNO/ME.
For years now, the common American penis bird has been a staple of every American's daily diet. Whether it be penis bird sandwiches, fried penis bird, or perhaps penis bird under glass (for the rich), we all have penis bird at least once a day. Many Americans have no clue how the penis bird became so important in the pyramid of a balanced diet, so in this article I will attempt to explain its history and why it is so useful.
In the early 1870s, Francis Zefran became the first penis bird breeder in North America. He started his famous Penis Bird Ranch in Canton, OH. At the time, not much was known of the penis bird's nutritional value, but the Penis Bird Ranch changed all of that. Not only did Francis Zefran raise penis birds to sell their colorful plumes (a VERY lucrative business), he also set up the world's first research lab dedicated solely to the study of the penis bird.
The lab found many interesting things. First, it was discovered that thepenis bird was actually semi-sentient. Second, the scientists found that the meat of the penis bird was high in protein, vitamin A, vitamin B, and calcium, while low in fat, cholestorol, and sodium. Never before had such a nutritious meal been had without supplement or fortification. The scientists of the lab recommended immediately that the penis bird become a part of every American's daily diet.
When the news of the penis bird's usefulness reached president Rutherford B. Hayes, he was absolutely ecstatic. You see, President Hayes owed a number of favors to Francis Zefran because as I said earlier, the penis bird plume trade was an extremely lucrative business and Mr. Zefran was important in getting RBH elected through a number of monetary gifts. President Hayes immediately asked Congress to pass what we all know today as the Hayes/Zefran Penis Bird Consumption Act.
The act did a number of things to make the penis bird a daily meal, most important of which was the requirement that for every four people in a household, one penis bird must consumed every day. Another thing the act did was create an artificial monopoly for Francis Zefran's Penis Bird Industries. The act stated that the only supplier of penis bird meat in the US would be PBI. As one would imagine, this quickly made Francis Zefran into the richest man in the world. He was soon a multi-billionaire (quadrillionaire with today's inflation). Never before had a single man seen such wealth.
Many challenges were made to the Hayes/Zefran Penis Bird Consumption Act, and several even made it the Supreme Court. It was argued that the act was unconstitutional and went against liberty itself, but once the detractors tasted delicious penis bird meat for the first time, they immediately dropped their cases and followed the law to the letter. We all know today that penis bird is the most delicious meat man has ever known, but at that time, the only meats people ate were pork and beef.
In the early 1970s, though, challenges to the act began again. Many argued that the monopoly given to Penis Bird Industries by the act was in all ways unamerican. The Supreme Court finally agreed, and in 1974, Section II of the act was struck down. This in effect opened the market to competition for all.
Today, Penis Bird Industries is almost no more. Today we have the market leader Penis Bird Meat International facing against Penissoft, a recent startup. Where will the future lead the penis bird market? Only time will tell us, but one thing is certain: penis birds are here to stay!
-klerck (Reproduced by AC)
You sir have been voted the PRICK of the month. Congratulations. I have a business proposal for you. Read.
..AND BTW. BSD IS D_E_A_D!
MRS. SADE DANIELS
# 8 Queens Drive Ikoyi
Lagos.
INTRODUCTION: l am Mrs. Sade Daniels l know this proposal will come to you as a surprise because we have not met before either physically or through correspondence. I have no doubt in your ability to handle this proposal involving huge sum of money.
THE SUBJECT: MY HUSBAND CHIEF JOHNSON DANIELS (Now Late) was the Royal Head of my Community, JESSE (an oil rich town)in Nigeria. My late husband'S community produces 3.5% of the total crude oil production in Nigeria and 0.5% of the Dollar value of each barrel is paid to my husband as royalty by the Federal Government.
My husband was also the Chairman of OMPADEC,Jesse branch.In his position as the Royal head and Chairman of the OMPADEC, Jesse branch,he made some money which he left for me and our children asthe only thing to inherit. The money is Twelve Million US Dollars($12M).
Though this said fund accumulated between the period 1976-1998. Due to poor banking system in Nigeria and political instability as a result of past Military rules (1985-1999), he deposited this Money in a Strong Room/safe with an open beneficiary in Apex Bank of Nigeria pending when he would finish arrangement to transfer it abroad as a CONTRACT PAYMENT. He was planning this when he died late last year of Heart Attack.
THE PROPOSAL: Just before my husband died he called my attention to the money and charged me to look for a foreigner who would assist me in the transfer / investment of the funds abroad. So l would be very grateful if you could accept to help me archieve this great objective.
I promise to give you 20% of the total funds transferred to your vital bank account as compensation for your assistance. Five percent (5%)would be set aside to take care of all expenses we may incure during the transaction. To indicate your interest, contact me urgently and confidentially for more information and the roles you will play in this business. All the legal information concerning this Money will be sent to you as soon as we agree together.
Send your reply through this mail box, or see the note below
Yours faithfully,
MRS. Sade Daniels.
N.B I will like you to provide me immediately with your full names, telephone and fax numbers to enable my eldest son Hopewell Daniels to contact you. He shall handle this transaction from A-Z on behalf of the family. Alternatively you can call him on his telephone numbers 234-1-7759121, fax 234-1-7596291 Ask him for the code and he shall respond 'BORN-GREAT' before discussion. Just to be sure that you are speaking to him.
P.D: why isn't this also in the apple section?