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Oldest Planet Ever Discovered

crymeph0 writes "NASA has found the oldest known planet in a globular star cluster in the constellation Scorpius. At 13.7 billion years old, it's just slighly (~1 billion years) younger than the universe itself. Get more info from HubbleSite"

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  1. WOW!!! by IdleLay · · Score: 0, Funny

    Finally a competition for my mother-in-law.

  2. A planet younger than the universe? by pilybaby · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that IS impressive!

  3. I understand now... by borgdows · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA has found the oldest known planet in a globular star cluster in the constellation SCOrpius.

    Go back to your planet Darl!

    1. Re:I understand now... by inaeldi · · Score: 0, Funny
      Karma whoring technique #72:

      Any article that has the letter sequence of "SCO" can be turned into a joke for an automatic score of +5 Funny.

    2. Re:I understand now... by jpkunst · · Score: 1, Funny

      Any article that has the letter sequence of "SCO" can be turned into a joke for an automatic SCOre of +5 Funny.

      Hahaha! +5 Funny!

  4. Re:In case of slashdotting - full text of report by ramk13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure the *New York Times* runs for cover everytime /. links one of it's stories. I heard they just upgraded from 128k DSL to 384k cable, so maybe they can handle it this time. If they can't you have them covered, don't you?

  5. Re:In case of slashdotting - full text of report by Valar · · Score: 4, Funny

    And in case the comment db holding his slashmirror gets slashed:


    Oldest Planet Is Revealed, Challenging Old Theories By JOHN NOBLE WILFORD

    In new observations of a distant region of primitive stars, astronomers have found the oldest known planet, a huge gaseous object almost three times as old as Earth and nearly as old as the universe itself...


    Just kidding.

  6. It is mentioned in the Bible ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..somewhere near the start..

  7. Obvious Name Suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stromthurmond

  8. Not very impressive... by borgdows · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would be *really* impressed if only NASA have had found the oldest known planet in a globular beowulf star cluster in the constellation Scorpius.

  9. Planet or Brown Dwarf by patch-rustem · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:
    Was it a planet or a brown dwarf? Hubble's analysis shows that the object is 2.5 times the mass of Jupiter, confirming that it is in fact a very large gnome.
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  10. Re:I wonder... by Surak · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder how many civilizations have buzzed by in their spacecraft looked down at [SCO || Microsoft || **AA || GW Bush || CmdrTaco's house || insert your favorite here] and said: "Nah, no intelligent life down there, guys. Let's go on to the next one." :-P

  11. Oldest planet by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 3, Funny

    In an interview, the planet attributed its longevity to never smoking or drinking and eating a balanced diet of meteorites and cosmic dust. However, the planet suffers intermittently from Alzheimer's, and currently believes itself to be the Imperial Death Star.

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    1. Re:Oldest planet by borgdows · · Score: 3, Funny

      and currently believes itself to be the Imperial Death Star

      actually the Imperial Death Star is located near Redmond, WA.

  12. Re:We should name this by AndroidCat · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not that old!

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  13. younger than the universe by samanpa · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's just slighly (~1 billion years) younger than the universe itself

    Is it just me or should that read older

  14. Re:In case of slashdotting - full text of report by inaeldi · · Score: 1, Funny

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=humor

  15. well... by SD-VI · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always figured you could tell how old planets were by how universe-weary and crotchety they were. "You damn kids! Read the sign! STAY OFF THE GAS CLOUD!" I guess red shift works, though. And it does fill the holes in my theory. Out of curiosity, isn't it against the odds for the planet to still be around?

  16. Re:I wonder... by more+fool+you · · Score: 1, Funny

    that's better odds than powerball

  17. A new twist on an old concept by mog007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this planet or its satellites were populated by a new species, they could litterally be called "older than dirt"

  18. Been reading too much slashdot when.. by Phoebus0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You glance at the title and see "Oldest patent discovered" and wonder what it was for and who's trying to make money from it.

  19. Re:Having taken one semester of astrophysics... by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a four step process.

    • Declare exactly what sort of infinitesimal readings you expect object X to produce, should it exist.
    • Declare that you have found that infinitesimal reading, thereby proving both the existence of object X and the validity of your theory.
    • ...
    • Tenure!
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  20. Re:Cosmic Microwave Background by WeeLad · · Score: 2, Funny
    The universe can be very sensitive about her age. We can't simply ask outright, because she might get offended and decide to give us the big Crunch or the cold shoulder.

    We can make educated guesses, but in the end we're better off guessing low. I wouldn't say The universe is 13.7 billion years old, plus or minus 200 million years. I would say she doesn't look a day over 8 million years old....and then change the subject.

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  21. Re:Having taken one semester of astrophysics... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually they heard it complain how the younger planets don't give it any respect these days. Don't get it started on those whipper-snapper black holes eating up everything in sight.

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  22. Re:universe age by carlos_benj · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do they know the universe is 14.7 billion years old?

    Simple. They cut it in half and count the rings....

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  23. Re:Scopes by WeeLad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well it has to be believable, or she won't buy it ...
    ... and 6000 years is just too unbelievable for a monkey like me.

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