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Oldest Planet Ever Discovered
crymeph0 writes "NASA has found the oldest known planet in a globular star cluster in the constellation Scorpius. At 13.7 billion years old, it's just slighly (~1 billion years) younger than the universe itself. Get more info from HubbleSite"
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Astrophysics is pretty easy, why do you have to boast that you passed this class? Similar to saying "I passed basket weaving, please tell me about fluid dynamics".
We should name it Strom Thurmondia
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almost certainly formed in a low metallicity environment, that might be difficult in this case
'Almost certainly'? I love how astrophysists base their hypotheses on theories that are so far from being conclusively proven that it's ridiculous.
First off, how do we know that the Universe is 13 billion years (or whatever?) We don't. How do we know given that this planet is 1 billion years younger? We don't. More importantly, How do we know that the Universe has a finite existence? We don't.
If the Universe's existence *is* finite, what was there before the Universe? How did the Universe form? "Big bang"? And this happened how? Remember, there was no Universe, so there was nothing to make a big bang!
It's all predicated on silly little assumptions that are based on no credible, reliable information. Just assumptions on top of assumptions. And then purported to be 'fact'.
That's the problem with much of the scientific community -- too closed-minded.
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Was it not purported as fact that the universe is x billion years old? That's what the article said.
That 'fact' is based on the big bang theory. As such, it cannot be a 'fact'.
If the Universe is *infinite* rather than *finite* then the whole big bang theory, and everything that hangs off of it, including the purported age of the universe, and for that matter, the purported age of this particular planet is entirely nonsensical.
Nobody ever said there was nothing to *make* a big bang.
Everything that exists is a part of the Universe. If the Universe was created in a Big Bang, then everything in the Universe wasn't here when that Big Bang occurred because it didn't exist yet. Right? So where did this Big Bang occur? And what caused it? Clearly NOT in the Universe.
It's the whole chicken and the egg thing.
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The bible?
Oh, you mean that book that a bunch of cultists use to tells us what big bad people everyone else is because they don't believe in their form of that particular god? Aren't those the same people who tell us that their god is so many great things, yet the bible shows us differently? And doesn't that book have so many inaccuracies in it that it isn't even funny?
But yet since the bible mentions it, it must be true!
It appears to have formed 12.7 billion years ago, within a billion years of the origin of the universe in the theorized Big Bang.
Dr. Alan P. Boss, a theoretical astrophysicist at the Carnegie Institution in Washington, who was not involved in the research, called the discovery a "stunning revelation" that will force scientists to revise their ideas of planetary formation.
Does that mean he's not a real astrophysicist? Does it mean that scientists who claim their ideas as fact have to reinvent their facts? I wonder if the ever changing face of science has caused disbelief in absolute truth.
RE: My subject line- I'll change my theory when theoretical scientists retheorize the age of the universe to be a function of the age of God + 1 year that is.
The momentum carried with this matter caused the neutron star to "spin-up" and re-awaken as a millisecond pulsar. Meanwhile, the planet continued on its leisurely orbit at a distance of about 2 billion miles from the pair (approximately the same distance Uranus is from our Sun).
Must be that goats.cx guy, My anus is only about 93,000,000 miles from the sun...
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