Slashdot Mirror
Marriage May Tame Genius
theodp writes "Here's one to share with the wife and kids. Using a database of the biographies of 280 great scientists, a psychologist at the University of Canterbury in New Zealand has concluded that creative genius is turned off almost like a tap if a man gets married and has children, regardless of age."
* Are you gay?
* Are you a nigger?
* Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
Why not sign up now? It's quick and easy, only 2 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of "GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE" and watch it.
Second, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
P.S. To keep this post on topic, the GNAA always advises its members to remain gay and niggerly, and never follow the white man tradition of getting married, as such leads to a loss of creative juices.
-A Proud and Gay Nigger
-aaaaa--a-----a----a-------a----
a-----a-aa----a---a-a-----a-a---
a-------a-a---a--a---a---a---a--
a--aaaa-a--a--a-a-----a-a-----a-
a-----a-a---a-a-aaaaaaa-aaaaaaa-
a-----a-a----aa-a-----a-a-----a-
-aaaaa--a-----a-a-----a-a-----a-
I guess professional sports shows that having children outside of marriage has no detrimental effect on creativity
Truth: If it's not one thing, it's another
Gotta beat the index spill! About 5 more nested levels to go.
* Are you gay?
* Are you a nigger?
* Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
Why not sign up now? It's quick and easy, only 2 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of "GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE" [imdb.com] and watch it.
Second, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
P.S. To keep this post on topic, the GNAA always advises its members to remain gay and niggerly, and never follow the white man tradition of getting married, as such leads to a loss of creative juices.
-A Proud and Gay Nigger
-aaaaa--a-----a----a-------a----
a-----a-aa----a---a-a-----a-a---
a-------a-a---a--a---a---a---a--
a--aaaa-a--a--a-a-----a-a-----a-
a-----a-a---a-a-aaaaaaa-aaaaaaa-
a-----a-a----aa-a-----a-a-----a-
-aaaaa--a-----a-a-----a-a-----a-
YOU FAILED TEH FP! GO SHOOT YOUR SELF IN THE HEAD!
(thwarting the lameness filter, because the lameness filter is teh sux)
By the thesis posited in the article, GNAA should be a bunch of coffee-achiever Rand-ian supermen! You're all doomed!
Congrats on bringing back the lost art of page-widening!! Klerk is that you!?!?!
werd up brotha!!
CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP! Please make this maybe Score:2, Funny Because the parent of this is really, really horrible, 5 points for that? who mods this shit? Idiots. Stupid Moderators Confirm it: Slashdot is Dieing.
But don't forget to ask the Dictionary about the definition of "troll". Or rather, the most important definition in reference to your post: Troll--makes spurious claims to infuriate readers in the hope of eliciting as many responses as possible. Usually cannot spell anything correctly. Very often is a nerd according to parent post definition.
Laws are for people with no friends.
No, you faggot. You will be spending too much time applying anal lube to your partner and getting tests at the AIDS clinic to have any time left over for anything "creative" (not that fags are creative in the first place)
Why don't you log in, Michael? Too fucking scared to show yourself in public, punk>?
(Not Seth, just another person who realizes the truth of Michael's tyrrany)
.. I would probably have had something really amusing to say. Damn, I really don't want to take the garbage out right now.
"Derp de derp."
Do I get married and lose my awesome genius, or do I get so fed up with all the bullshit dealing with academics, I decide to settledown and not do that kind of crap any more.
meh
Have you seen that BASTARD? He's off in the woods with some Elf slut, I know it! Don't try to cover for him, or give me that old story that he's "under the bridge"! I checked, and he's not! I give him the best year of my life, and he's off playing in the woods with and Elf bunny! I'm not going to put up with this ANY MORE!!!
If you see him, please tell him that he needs to come home and take out the garbage. Thanks.
Shelob
Shelob Wife of Boromir, Queen of Gondor and Minas Tirith
Play dead when stabbed by hairy-foots.
Men have been a far larger burden on women than the other way around.
Indeed. Men have written every uplifting piece of music, painted every beautiful painting, invented every time saving device, created concepts of law and order, sacrificed themselves by the millions to defend women, and evolved into being tools of female materialism.
Wake up man. You are not aware of reality. Women have contributed practically NOTHING to what we call civilization or humanity. Women enjoy their current place in the world simply because men were stupid enough to invent machines which made our physical strength and combat prowess unnecessary. Without the modern technology invented by men, we wouldn't even be having this discussion.
It's an accepted fact that men have a negative impact upon feminine creativity and should be prevented from dominating a woman's life and time as much as possible.
Read Homer. Read Plato's Phaedrus. I am not the first to make such an observation. Look at how it is practically impossible to be male and creative and be heterosexual today. When the choice comes down to fucking a woman or engaging in art, most choose the latter. Of course, today, the matriarchy has virtually extinguished male creativity in the politically correct nations. Before men were simply laborers, they were artisans who made beautiful homes, quality furnishings... Now it is all crap. All of it.
The traditional view of marriage sees the wife as housekeeper, mother, cook, caretaker, etc... all roles that ask her to serve others, instead of expressing herself or being creative.
Why do you think there was a whole movement by women so that being unmarried wouldn't be stigmatized like in the past?
You are apparently young. You will realize how crazy women get when they are 35 and never have been married. It is not a pretty sight. Women stigmatize themselves.
The whole movement you speak of was simply a manifestation of modern decadence. Nothing more.
Do you think that *maybe* the 'traditional marriage' you refer to is the reason women have made up a minority of artists and scientists?
Oh yeah, MEN are the ones who dreamed up lifetime monogomy. I don't believe in marriage, and I am not married. I am perfectly happy fucking random women, preferably ones who are drunk.
Women are not artists or scientists because they are not driven to create like men are. We have had 40 years of feminism. I see nothing to come out of this female renaissance to convince me women have any creative talent. It is nothing personal. You would not be defiant if I said men have a high predisposition to violence in comparison to women. There are no female Jack the Rippers because there are no female Michaelangelos.
When I see women flock to engineering classes, and become the primary customers of Roland keyboards I will change my opinion. Until then...
Hell, you're not even affirming commited relationships
No shit
As if drunkenly fucking a young boy makes you more creative,
As Plato discusses in the Phaedrus, male love is idealistic. The love between a teacher and student is the most ideal. Idealism is the essence of creativity. A man produces a sculpture of an ideal man, a man loves a boy he can turn into an ideal man. You may not agree with it, but this is part of the Classical Heritage. I can't personally bring myself to fuck little boys, but I can understand Plato's argument.
demanding that one sleep only with a spouse is, like, waaaay too confining, man... free love(for the men), you dig?
When prostitution is made legal in the United States once again, your statements will perhaps have some meaning.
won't even get into the fact that you disapprove of women 'flauning their bodies' a few paragraphs later.
I will accept women's current state of undress when prostitution is legalized, and when pornography
I don't read or respond to AC posts
That's because women are dumb. 'Genius' by female standards is 'remembering some condoms'.