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Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows

letxa2000 writes "According to this article at CBS, a trial Internet voting system will be made available to 100,000 voters in 2004--particularly military and overseas U.S. citizens. As an American living overseas I think this is a step in the right direction. But the article also says 'Voters using SERVE can register to vote and cast their ballots from any computer using Microsoft Windows with Internet access.' Why the Windows requirement? Is that really going to make online voting secure?"

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  1. Excellent! by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

    UPDATE candidates SET votes="0" WHERE name="Your Opposing Candidate";

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    1. Re:Excellent! by ethx1 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Heh! Maybe that Nader guy might actually win this time.

    2. Re:Excellent! by Jardine · · Score: 4, Funny

      What the hell is with the current american voting machines? Why is a machine with buttons or levers and a hole punch needed? The ballots where I live are nice and straightforward. They look a bit like this:

      O Candidate 1 Party Name
      O Candidate 2 Party Name
      O Candidate 3 Party Name
      O Candidate 4 Party Name
      O Candidate 5 Party Name

      To make your vote count, you must perform the extrememly complicated task of marking the circle next to their name. Large signs demonstrate the preferred "X" in the circle method, but apparently a checkmark is also fine. Pencils are provided. The ballots are put in a box by the voter and are counted by hand when the polls close. I hope this system stays the same.

    3. Re:Excellent! by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 2, Funny

      "That video wall used in Doha, Qatar where the big briefings by Franks and others was run by an SGI Irix box..."

      Yeah but I don't think anyone would want to use that -- I mean, *everyone* could see how you're voting!!

  2. Stardate: November 4, 2004 by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ladies and Gentlemen, It is my pleasure to introduce the new supreme ruler of the United States: William Gates!

    Gates:"....exxxxxcellllent....."

    Ok, so it's pandering that this will get modded as funny, but I'm a whore for good karma!

    1. Re:Stardate: November 4, 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      We've been waiting patiently for so long, and now our opportunity has presented itself:

      "Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the new President of the United States, Jean Chretien!"

  3. Becuase... by darkov · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why the Windows requirement?

    Because your vote has to be sent to Redmond to be "verified" and rejected in the case of an "incorrect" vote.

    1. Re:Becuase... by Blikank · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least its better than sending it to Florida.

  4. Re:one reson why by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

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  5. Oh No... by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Funny

    All those hermits who never leave the house are going to be able to vote. How long do you think it will be until they repeal the Sun?

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    1. Re:Oh No... by bad_fx · · Score: 2, Funny
      All those hermits who never leave the house are going to be able to vote.


      No, fortunately for the rest of you puny mortals, most of us /. readers don't run Windows, so you're safe for now...

  6. NO! THIS IS A MISTAKE! by neema · · Score: 5, Funny

    You fools! Surely the computers will be exploited for this! This could lead to something completely unprecedented like one man being backed by the majority of American voters for the presidency and then the other man winning, as crazy as that example is!

  7. heh by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 2, Funny

    Landslide wins / losses will become buffer overflow wins and losses.

  8. Re:one reson why by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think they should try to concentrate on creating a solid, platform independent system.

    Over here, we call them "ballot boxes". HTH!

    YLFI
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  9. Re:Devious plot? by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    A friend of mine suggested tonight that since American power extends so far around the world, it would only be fair to let everyone vote in US elections, not just US citizens.

    One major problem with that would be that they wouldn't know enough about our candidates. Oh, wait, never mind.

  10. Re:one reson why by Zueski · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, and I commend MS for breaking my box three times with their Software Update.

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  11. Must have been translated by BigBadBri · · Score: 2, Funny
    Original version:

    Microsoft is a good true bluebloodnobull American company type thang. We limit electionizing to US citizens, those who have swearified allegiancy to the USA. Thereforce, why should we permittify the use of computer magic developed by foreign wizards and sorcorers, some of them which may be tied with al Quaestionable organizatiables? We shouldn't misunderestimatify them.

    Now where's my Goddamn Coke.

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  12. Right on. by twitter · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why only serve 90% when you could serve 100%?. 90% compatibility is obsurdly optomistic figure for Microsoft specific stuff anyway because Microsoft makes changes between their OS releases that force the upgrade train. Be sure that electronic voting in 2004 wont work on Windows 2000, NT or 9x. They will be lucky to get half of windoze users. If they would just make a standards complient site, anyone could use it.

    As for security, hmph. It's hard to think of a computer company with a worse record. I imagine someone will make a "I vote you" virus that votes early and often for everyone.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  13. 2000 redux by CleverNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    d33r \/0t3r:

    3y3 0wn j00r \/0+3Z, ph00lZ!

    Da Supr3/\/\3Z

  14. Online voting is being incouraged by GMontag · · Score: 3, Funny

    Online voting is being incouraged

    Maybe so, but it is being encouraged because of cost, as aut0pron states above.

  15. Re:one reson why by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    > unless you're a cracker with extremely intimate
    > knowledge of the OS kernel itself, it'll be
    > very hard to hack into my system.

    Thank goodness those who would steal an election would only hire bumbling goofballs.

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  16. CNN News, Election Day.. by FsG · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a surprising turnaround, a new candidate who calls himself l33td00d has won the election, accumulating 10 trillion votes in a matter of seconds.

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  17. Bonzi Buddy 2 by Venti · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now you can have a happy blue donkey on your desktop, it can do all the neat stuff that your monkey can do! But, in addittion it can also vote for you!!

    for you! do you want to install?
    [yes] [yes] [hell yes] [always yes!] [maby some other time]

  18. Why? You ask.. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Why the Windows requirement?

    They wanted to use a stable, reliable, and secure operating system to ensure that all American voters have equal and unhindered access to their right to vote.

    Unfortunately, they couldn't think of anything, so they just chose Windows.

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  19. Re:one reson why by CoolVibe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hmm, I'm more concerned with the fact that I could actually read that without blinking...

    I need more vodka...

  20. Re: That and... by op51n · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Windows requirements is to put a stop to those damn Commies voting.

  21. Blue Screen Of Democracy? by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, your government has performed an illegal action and must be shut down. If the problem persists, please contact your beaurocratic vendor.

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