Philip K. Dick Speaks (Sorta)
futileboy writes "Erik Davis put together this posthumous interview of Philip K. Dick from some tapes he found (he explains how it came together in his introduction to the interview). It comes off pretty clean."
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Here we have a "Dick" that "comes" off clean, whatever that means. This is so disturbing I can't even handle the mental imagery.
Say it really slowwwwwwww if you don't get it.
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I heard he was a real dick. He had bad breath - dick breath. He liked to give his wife some dick. She was a real dick as well. Their family were all dicks. The eldest kid was real tall - a big dick. The smaller kid was almost a midget - a tiny dick. The dicks use to slap each other. Slapping each other was a game the dicks played after dinner. Funny dicks.
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