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Philip K. Dick Speaks (Sorta)

futileboy writes "Erik Davis put together this posthumous interview of Philip K. Dick from some tapes he found (he explains how it came together in his introduction to the interview). It comes off pretty clean."

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  1. GNAA FIRST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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    1. Re:GNAA FIRST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      yes, if (power metal == nightwish), cause they're so gay it overrides your whiteness.

    2. Re:GNAA FIRST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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      This short black and white comedy begins over a peaceful starfield as a narrator who sounds strung out on Qualudes babbles on about a universe where men can "express" themselves, all possible because someone loves us and watches over us "as we play" (?). Of course, it's implied that the ones watching over the galaxy are "the gay niggers from outer space" (the narrator's voice quivers as he lingers on every syllable of this title). The scene shifts to the deck of the Ring Musculatoris #2, where brave leader Captain B. Dick investigates this new "Earth," a world infested with icky females. The narrator informs us that the Gay Niggers come from the planet Anus where they have been able to create a male-only way of living, " a perfect society" he eerily intones. For some reason, being a black homosexual alien also involves dressing up like a member of Parliament Funkadelic but this small detail is never fully explained. The crew beams the young gay Cadet Arminaus down to the planet, and after a brief exchange with a woman the frightened alien vaporizes her with his death ray. This elite group of interstellar gays make quick work of Earth, moving from continent to continent and exterminating anything with a menstrual cycle. In Asia they blast a bunch of horrible young women torturing a poor little geek, who joyfully embraces the black alien after being freed from his bondage. Sensing that victory is in their grasp, the entire crew fists a mystical brown ring to find out which one of them will be left on earth as the new gay ambassador, who will be transformed into a white dorky-looking fellow (?????) to lead the planet into it's new gay future. The short ends with a brief colorized pool scene where the transformed inhabitants of Earth take a stand "for a gay universe!" The offensive title combined with strange imagery and wacky alternative lifestyle humor makes Gay Niggers... an instant underground classic that's definitely superior to most of the dreck that passes for American short cinema. The guys who made this (Danish filmmaker and comedian Morton Lindberg) were obviously going for the jugular and they succeded, right to the anti-social extremes of comedy. Definitely a must for that boring sweet sixteen party or hospital visits for hernia surgery.

  2. FILL UP DICK PHILIP DICK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Here we have a "Dick" that "comes" off clean, whatever that means. This is so disturbing I can't even handle the mental imagery.

  3. Phillip reminds me of .... by Information+Minister · · Score: 0, Troll
    PHIL MIDICK :-)

    Say it really slowwwwwwww if you don't get it.

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    whee, it works!! tacosnot this, CmdrTaco!

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  5. test of modified shitstorm.pl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    whee, it works!! tacosnot this, CmdrTaco!

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  10. Join the GNAA today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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  11. Phil Dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I heard he was a real dick. He had bad breath - dick breath. He liked to give his wife some dick. She was a real dick as well. Their family were all dicks. The eldest kid was real tall - a big dick. The smaller kid was almost a midget - a tiny dick. The dicks use to slap each other. Slapping each other was a game the dicks played after dinner. Funny dicks.

  12. Re:GNAA LOOOOOVES Dick (GNAA Early Post System) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Una comedia misógina de ciencia ficción: extraterrestres de una civilización de otra galaxia llegan a la Tierra y descubren que nuestro planeta está infestado de mujeres, por lo cuál proceden al exterminio de las mismas.

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    This short black and white comedy begins over a peaceful starfield as a narrator who sounds strung out on Qualudes babbles on about a universe where men can "express" themselves, all possible because someone loves us and watches over us "as we play" (?). Of course, it's implied that the ones watching over the galaxy are "the gay niggers from outer space" (the narrator's voice quivers as he lingers on every syllable of this title). The scene shifts to the deck of the Ring Musculatoris #2, where brave leader Captain B. Dick investigates this new "Earth," a world infested with icky females. The narrator informs us that the Gay Niggers come from the planet Anus where they have been able to create a male-only way of living, " a perfect society" he eerily intones. For some reason, being a black homosexual alien also involves dressing up like a member of Parliament Funkadelic but this small detail is never fully explained. The crew beams the young gay Cadet Arminaus down to the planet, and after a brief exchange with a woman the frightened alien vaporizes her with his death ray. This elite group of interstellar gays make quick work of Earth, moving from continent to continent and exterminating anything with a menstrual cycle. In Asia they blast a bunch of horrible young women torturing a poor little geek, who joyfully embraces the black alien after being freed from his bondage. Sensing that victory is in their grasp, the entire crew fists a mystical brown ring to find out which one of them will be left on earth as the new gay ambassador, who will be transformed into a white dorky-looking fellow (?????) to lead the planet into it's new gay future. The short ends with a brief colorized pool scene where the transformed inhabitants of Earth take a stand "for a gay universe!" The offensive title combined with strange imagery and wacky alternative lifestyle humor makes Gay Niggers... an instant underground classic that's definitely superior to most of the dreck that passes for American short cinema. The guys who made this (Danish filmmaker and comedian Morton Lindberg) were obviously going for the jugular and they succeded, right to the anti-social extremes of comedy. Definitely a must for that boring sweet sixteen party or hospital visits for hernia surgery.

  13. Re:GNAA LOVES TO PHILIP THA DICK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Una comedia misógina de ciencia ficción: extraterrestres de una civilización de otra galaxia llegan a la Tierra y descubren que nuestro planeta está infestado de mujeres, por lo cuál proceden al exterminio de las mismas. Que bueno!

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    This short black and white comedy begins over a peaceful starfield as a narrator who sounds strung out on Qualudes babbles on about a universe where men can "express" themselves, all possible because someone loves us and watches over us "as we play" (?). Of course, it's implied that the ones watching over the galaxy are "the gay niggers from outer space" (the narrator's voice quivers as he lingers on every syllable of this title). The scene shifts to the deck of the Ring Musculatoris #2, where brave leader Captain B. Dick investigates this new "Earth," a world infested with icky females. The narrator informs us that the Gay Niggers come from the planet Anus where they have been able to create a male-only way of living, " a perfect society" he eerily intones. For some reason, being a black homosexual alien also involves dressing up like a member of Parliament Funkadelic but this small detail is never fully explained. The crew beams the young gay Cadet Arminaus down to the planet, and after a brief exchange with a woman the frightened alien vaporizes her with his death ray. This elite group of interstellar gays make quick work of Earth, moving from continent to continent and exterminating anything with a menstrual cycle. In Asia they blast a bunch of horrible young women torturing a poor little geek, who joyfully embraces the black alien after being freed from his bondage. Sensing that victory is in their grasp, the entire crew fists a mystical brown ring to find out which one of them will be left on earth as the new gay ambassador, who will be transformed into a white dorky-looking fellow (?????) to lead the planet into it's new gay future. The short ends with a brief colorized pool scene where the transformed inhabitants of Earth take a stand "for a gay universe!" The offensive title combined with strange imagery and wacky alternative lifestyle humor makes Gay Niggers... an instant underground classic that's definitely superior to most of the dreck that passes for American short cinema. The guys who made this (Danish filmmaker and comedian Morton Lindberg) were obviously going for the jugular and they succeded, right to the anti-social extremes of comedy. Definitely a must for that boring sweet sixteen party or hospital visits for hernia surgery.

  14. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    How's this for an idea: Stop referring to slashdot as We. Slashdot it run by OSDN and owned by Rob Malda. If you don't like the way things are done, create your own blog just the way you like it. In the mean time, stop your whinging.