User: Information Minister

DO YOU LIKE CURRY IN YOUR SOURCE..

On: The Unstoppable Shift of IT Jobs Overseas

Spicy and tangy... just like tandoori.

Welcome to the WORM wars

On: Worm vs. Worm Battle Slows Networks

Send a worm to kill a worm!

Send a worm to kill a worm

On: RPC DCOM Cleanup Worm Appears

Virus fighting in the 21st century.

Quick manual removal on XP

On: Win32 Blaster Worm is on the Rise

Had some PC's in the office constantly shutting down. To remove:

* Go into Task Mgr -> Processes and Kill msblast.exe processes.
* Remove "Windows Auto Update" item in HKLM\..\Run folder in the Registry.
* >attrib -r \windows\system32\msblast.exe
* >del \windows\system32\msblast.exe

That should be it. Remember to patch your Windows.

Fuck EOLAS,...

On: Microsoft Nailed by Software Patent

more scum sucking losers like SCO. any1 can patent 4 lines of code.

Inteliban...

On: Former Intel Engineer Pleads Guilty To Taliban Aid

TALIBAN INSIDE!

SCO can EAT shit

On: SCO Targets US Government, TiVo

eat shit and die!

More upskirt photos! or downshirt.. should I say..

On: $50 Aerial Digital Photography from a Balloon

More voyeur for us /.ers

Here's a JOKE..

On: Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later

Q: What did one test tube baby say to the other test tube baby?

A: Your dad's a wanker!

ADD MORE CURRY TO YOUR SOURCE

On: IBM Moving Developer Jobs Overseas

we had enough Soy Source, now more Curry Source

What do you call 10,000 nerds climbing a mountain?

On: Linux Beer Hike in Slovakia

Orgy.

Add more curry to your sauce!

On: The IT Market: Cyclical Downturn or New World Order?

Add more curry to your sauce!

Phillip reminds me of ....

On: Philip K. Dick Speaks (Sorta)

PHIL MIDICK :-)

Say it really slowwwwwwww if you don't get it.

Re:Accenture's eDemocracy service - link

On: Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows

I meant HERE

Accenture's eDemocracy service.

On: Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows

It seems Accenture was the one who won the contract with their eDemocracy service. Read here.

Sounds fishy, I'm sure I saw an MS Executive on Accenture's board ;-).

Re:Stardate: November 4, 2004

On: Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows

Another Bill :-)

no pun intended

HP LJ 4500 won't let me print when toner out.

On: Lexmark DMCA Case Winds On

HP also has a similar disable feature like the Epson's, when toner levels are low. It will say toner low for abit then says toner out. I cannot override the warning and force it to print at all! When it is bloody obvious that that there is some toner left looking at the last printed pages.

I'm sure if I could continue I could get a good 100 pages more of printing. It sucks how these printer companies won't let us squeeze every last drop from our toner and want us to purchase more supplies.

Re:Plans for a sequel?

On: Weta Prepares to Render LOTR: ROTK

Yeh it should be called Titanic 2 - The Unsinkable.

No pun intended.

ONLY IN SOVIET RUSSIA...

On: A Shocking Controller For The Xbox

does the XBox shock U!

Simple solution.

On: North Korea's School For Hackers?

Bomb them all! ahaha.. I'm sure south korea nor its neighbours will object.

Add more curry to the fuel

On: President Of India Advocates OSS

There are no Americans in Baghdad.

Someone cannot speel!

On: Nucular Hydrogen Economy

We will blow you infidels to hell with our nucular weapons!

Link is down! Slashdotted!!

On: Wristwatch USB Drive

So much for their link.

Re:36GB of date

On: Blue-Laser DVD Formats Wars

No its kind of like sex, some get it some don't.