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Build Your Own Gauss Pistol
BdosError writes "A Russion software developer has developed a homemade Gauss pistol. It's not very powerful yet, but as a proof of concept, it's interesting. Nice, non-chemical slugthrower that should appeal to fans of Science Fiction and related games, like Traveller and many others."
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robert: what do you look like baby?
tasha_yar: i'm 5'2r blonde / blue eyes / 34 b / blak mini / white silk blouse / no panties
robert: no panties that's hot. wanna cyber?
tasha_yar: sure, what do you look like?
robert: I'm 5'5". grey hair, long white beard.
tasha_yar: Like Santa Claus?
robert: No. Like a wizard. I'm weaving earth and air to create bonds for your ankles and hands.
tasha_yar: what?
robert: Now I'm weaving air to carry you into the interdimensional gateway in my closet.
robert: I follow you into the gateway. Now we're on the 4th planet in the Dvorak system.
tasha_yar: What the f**k is this?
robert: Don't worry, the air is almost like terra here. Now I weave fire and burn off your skirt and blouse.
tasha_yar: this is sick.
robert: not yet baby. I'm just getting started.
tasha_yar: I'm going to leave.
robert: you can't my pretty. the gates are closed. Now hush as I cast a spell.
robert: I'm weaving spirit as I touch your mind. I'm manipulating your pleasure centers and I'm making you very, very wet.
tasha_yar: god, I'm so horny. Oooh. Ooooh.
robert: I tie off the spirit weave and remove my garment. I then weave spirit and water and pump myself up. Now I'm ready.
tasha_yar: oh. this is great. how do you do this?
robert: I weave earth and fire to release your bonds. but you still float in the air.
robert: I bring you closer to me. You're moaning and dripping wet. I weave air to blow in your ear. You almost faint.
tasha_yar: this is fantastic. I hope it never ends.
robert: you know. this sucks. I'm going home.
tasha_yar: what?
robert: Yeah, I've had too much of this lately. I need something else to do with myself. Maybe write a book or something.
tasha_yar: but we were just about to get it going.
robert: well s**t happens you know. BTW what's your real name?
tasha_yar: Moiraine. Why?
robert: Just curious.
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A Day in the Life of Michael Sims
06:00
Alarm goes off, Michael slaps the sleep button.
10:00
Michael finally wakes up and starts making breakfast: 16 Reese's peanut butter cups, 1 gal. 2% milk, "Big Grab" Fritos, four cold hot dogs, and coffee.
10:45
Time for email! Michael opens Outlook Express 6 (*gasp* Michael uses Windows!? Yes, the truth hurts, folks.) 30 emails from known trolls bitching about moderation bugs and abuses, 20 additional emails from trolls incognito regarding Slashdot censhorship, and 5 emails from legitimate Slashdot readers regarding bug fixes and code patches.
11:15
Lunchtime! Michael has a triple-decker balogna sandwich and Nacho Cheesier! Doritos. Washes it down with Nestle Quik! Strawberry milk. Finishes it off with a healthy swig of Pepto-Bismol and a few Tums.
11:45
Michael opens Emacs and starts coding in Perl: SLASH has a lot of bugs to fix, thanks to Taco. Michael silently curses Taco under his breath. Feels underappreciated, overworked, underpaid-- oh wait, Open Source software unemploys programmers. Michael wants to bitch but knows he can't.
11:47
Quits Emacs, opens Pico. Can't handle that "complex shit" anymore.
12:10
Calls ex-girlfriend, cries into phone for 10 minutes before realizing she'd hung up on him seven minutes ago. Questions his manhood. His manhood does not respond. Sad little knob, it's gone neglected for years.
12:30
Shower time! Heads down to the local truckstop, grabs a ticket for a restroom, and hopes the door locks. In the middle of his shower he is accosted by the janitor (again). He supposes the door didn't lock. Screams go unheard and the janitor walks away satisfied. Michael cries in the corner of the shower stall for a a while before running home, still crying.
13:00
Back in front of his Pentium II system running Linux, Michael masturbates while thinking of being raped by the truckstop's janitor in the shower. Though terrified at the time, Michael feels exhilerated by it in general. Michael fingers his asshole to bring himself to orgasm.
13:01
Conference call with Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda, ESR, and Michael. How do we silence the trolls? Michael suggests deleting comments and accounts regularly. ESR and Taco, however, know this would be bad for business-- they own stock in the company! Michael is frustrated and hangs up on the call.
13:30
Time for more food. Even though Michael eats enough for three geeks, he has a rare disorder that increases his metabolism. Michael is 6'2" but only weighs 120lbs. Michael is eating pickles, celery wih peanut butter, cold baked sweet potatoes, and dog food. Michael is too hungry not to eat whatever is in sight.
14:00
Returning to Pico, Michael begins working on tweaks to the moderation system, purposefully coding "features" so the likes of Mighty-Troll, Trollaxor, and the Turd Report will be silenced for being funny and creative. Michael can almost see their emails, bitching about being banned.
15:45
Michael begins getting itchy. The rash is coming back, so Michael strips out of his clothes and sits naked. Nearby plants in his condo wilt and die, milk curdles, and Linx begins core-dumping. Michael is ashamed. He cries as Linux reboots and wishes the rash would leave his pale, skinny, feminine body.
16:30
Michael declares "quittin' time" now as he's had a very stressful day. He needs some time alone so he works on the holocaust project. Thousands of Jews laugh at him for having naively fallen for the greatest lie in all of history.
17:45
Michael gets the mail. New Playgirl. Next few hours blown.
21:00
Raw, chafed, and sore, Michael passes out on the couch naked after a marathon session with the new Playgirl.
23:50
In a zombie-like trance, Michael stumbles off to bed and falls back asleep, preparing to do it all again tomorrow.
LOLOLOLOLOL A right wing Christian nut tries to convert us to heterosexuality! #GNAA EFNET
If the other students and teachers at Columbine had guns, they might have killed the assailants much faster.
The attackers at Columbine knew they were attacking unarmed students.
Your turn.
Goddamn! Another scrawny little wimp with a tiny penis who spouts off on /. about how he has the capability (yes, I know how to spell) to return fire. Give me a fucking break. You would shit your pants if the situation arose, and you'd get shot *solely* because of the gun you're carrying. I wish all you gun-toting fucktards would just go create your own nation, where you can all kill each other at will. America could be a nice place without you retards.
In Soviet Russia, Gay Niggers Socialist Society, joins you.
I've been around online since the late 80's, and I gotta say, that was the finest bit of dick sucking I've ever seen. Hump that bandwagon, loser.
Yeah that no guns for anyone rule worked great in nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. There weren't any mass murders or genocide happening in those wonderful countries.