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Paleontological Musings On Tux?
ibm1130 asks: "I was unpacking, since I had recently moved from Virginia back to Silicon Valley, and I came across an old piece of technological ephemera. To whit a 'UNIX Pocket Guide' issued by Link Advanced Products Division, an entity once housed in what is now the Fry's in Sunnyvale, CA and for whose parent I once toiled in upstate NY. I'm not sure where I really got the thing. The booklet is dated Aug 1983 and on the front cover is a small cartoon of a penguin in front of a computer console. I'll probably take the thing to this year's SVLUG UNIX picnic. Now it's highly unlikely that Linus ever saw a copy of the booklet, although Finnair did have some Link-built flight simulators at one point, in the correct 90's time-frame, and some of them may have been hosted on UNIX boxes (possibly Motorola board sets in Schroff boxes with 68010 or 68015 chips for CPUs, IIRC ). It is however kind of interesting that Linus wasn't the first person to associate our mascot with the Unix continuum. A later version of the same booklet is a much slicker product but is minus the cartoon and the Link APO attribution. Does anybody have/know of an older instance of the Penguin-Unixverse connection?"
Maybe post a scan of the book so we can see what it looks like too. Not all of us will be able to make it to that SVLUG meeting.
Perhaps you should ask Darl McBride of SCO. He owns UNIX and every penguin in the whole world.
I was sitting there pondering if I should fart. My ass was percolating something fierce. It was a hard, coprolitc shit earlier, hard and tearing at the rectal walls. I thought I cleared my colon like a dog on Ex-Lax. I was thinking, the percolating bubbling brown latex paint like mixture with bergs of snickers - was it all out?
I ripped a few sets of ass without event. The farts came off as a sour rhubarb and garbage smell; quite relieving. Bunting a few always feels good.
Then the mother of all farts came. This was promising to end my ass cheek shifting (to prevent impregnation of the rancid gas into the polyurethane cushion) and squirming to expulse the swamp gas already trapped air in my seat cushion.
I ripped ass, and instead, I got a brownie batter mud pie splashing out the crack in my ass; a tidal wave of feculent slime. Oh fuck; it stinks so bad! Now, as I sit here I am stuffing Kleenex in my ass through my fly and the barn door on my underwear. If I can get enough of those in there I might have a chance to congeal this liquidy mess into a brown potato of feces and Kleenex.
Fuck! I just ran out of Kleenex and poop is on my fingers and now as I'm typing smearing on the keyboard. Fuck. This shit smells so bad. I just took my nice champion socks off and put them in there in hopes of arresting further doo doo river flow.
Welp. After about 8-10 minutes and two rolls of TP I'm back. I grabbed a can of Lysol and some anti bacterial soap and am spraying off my area and replacing the chair. I lost my keyboard in action; listed as KIA, by action of the South Colon Regular Army.
Oh fuck, that was a percolating brown festering quagmire of swampy, rhubarby smelly caramelized shit to remember.
There never was a 68015. There were 68000 and 68008 and 68012 and 68020 and some more.
I once found my old Yggdrasil boot CD's floating around at the bottom of an old dusty box, and just for grins I fired it up on a PC I had spare at the time.
:) I remember having to wait 20 minutes for my old 486 box to boot from those CD's (well, okay, I was using the 'live CD' boot to X feature of Ygg, heh heh heh ...) but these days, on the PC's we have now, holy smokes is all I can say!
Holy smokes, was Yggdrasil ever FAST!!!
Really fun to see the old Linux distro's, anyway. If you ever find a 1.0 release from a Linux distro - keep it!
; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
Back in late 1997, I started a thread suggesting a mascot for KDE. For awhile there it looked like we were going to get a inanimate object:
http://lists.kde.org/?l=kde&m=88665769314384&w =2
I orginally wanted a real animal (like Tux is) but to throw the inanimate object ideas out I compromised in agreeing to imaginary animals. Later, after an informal design competition of sorts, we ended up with our choice, Konqi.
http://www.kde.org/stuff/
It's the only open source mascot I can say I've ever contributed to it's development.
They were 68008's and 68012's I believe although I haven't worked with many of those products Since I have Worked here in "upstate"!? NY at what used to be the Mother Link and is now a sad ghostly shell of what it once was. But the Link Advanced Products Division, Produced some awsome documents, I haven't seen the one you have referferenced but I found a copy of the Engineering Handbook they produced while cleaning out a cube so I could work in it, It is a treasure trove of info.
--Im an oven mitt, not an engineer! (SLArbys Radio Commercial)
who says slashdot isn't full of shit?!
Has Anyone in the area noticed the relatively recent addition of the pedestrian crossing signs outide the Oracle building showing a family of penguins crossing the road. Especially cute since the area also has signs showing ducks crossing the road.
In the dying days of the "fuzzy bunny slipper era" (late 1970's) there were an enormous number of in-jokes and goofy conventions floating around. One was to insert a real word (such as "penguin" or "plover") that would not normally be used in the context (mostly technical documentation) to mark sections that needed to be revistied / finished before release. There were all sorts of games that you could play with spelling dictionaries, etc. to make use of this.
"Red hat" (as in "you have the red hat") used to mean you were suck with some chore (often making or defending a descision that required a lot of conscensus building but ultimately didn't matter, such as what to call a product internally or where to have lunch). One place I worked even had some red baseball caps they threw around (litterally) to pass the buck. I think other places used pumpkins or rubber ducks for the same purpose. (In one company I head of the role was "chairman of the yellow panel"--meaning you and a half dozen rubber ducks had to do it.)
Damn, now I feel old.
-- MarkusQ
The Penguin mascot was chosen for Linux in part as a joke because Linus had been bitten by a penguin when visiting the zoo on a field trap after speaking at a LUG.
The previous Linux mascot was a platypus. I liked the Linux platypus logos a LOT more than the Penguin stuff. The Platypus logo artwork can be found in ancient Linux archives. I am not sure where they are online, but I have them on some of my older Linux CDROM sets.
Since something from 1983 clearly isn't "news", I can only assume that this is considered stuff that matters.
In which case, gods help us all.
GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
....that makes me hungry! ;)
Ibiblio has a picture of the platypus here.
Not Linux/Gnu/X-windows... :-)
My father is a blogger.
According to the startling new evidence surfacing amidst the preparations on behalf of SCO for the Crusade, we may have been horribly mistaken on the origins of the UNIX operating system.
The new data suggests that the UNIX operating system was originally developed by penguins in the early 1850's! Due to the low temperatures in Antarctica, silicon actually had developed rudimentary sentience, enabling this important scientific breakthrough. The specific breed of penguins responsible is supposedly the fabled Royal Blue Underbelly (hence the name UNIX, "Underbelly National Information Crossing"), a often 3-feet tall king of the ice. Unfortunately, the noble beings have long since vanished due to a mysterious illness that seemingly rendered all the males of the breed infertile (some say the operating system was a cruel predictive joke on them.) Progress has been made in cloning these magnificient beings.
Marxist evolution is just N generations away!
Bah! who needs to fork out that much money for a CDROM drive... The whole shebang fits on 45 floppies anyways!
(counting my slackware 1.0 floppies...)
Does anyone else think it's strange that the topic icon for this story is "Technology/IT", not our friendly little Tux ("Linux")?
Talking about him behind his back, eh?