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Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic
cybercuzco writes "In an otherwise innocuous article at they NYT (FRRYYY) Bill Gates says that according to error reporting software in windows, 5% of all windows installations crash two or more times every day. Gates goes on to state that Microsoft is looking at charging for some of its software updates that it now distributes for free."
If that's not a conservative estimate, call me a liberal.
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I haven't read the article, but I assume that the Poster meant to type 95%. Its OK, we all make mistakes.
5% of all windows installations crash two or more times every day
I think you meant "5% of all windows installations crash two times a day every day"
Billy is still taking lessons from the RIAA.
crashes more then 2 times ;-)
95% of Windows installations crash three or more times a day?
The other 95% of all Windows installations have the reporting feature disabled...
>>Microsoft is looking at charging for some of
>>its software updates that it now distributes
>>for free."
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Firewall Fix - $45
Service Pack 3 - $300
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Mr. Gates stressed that the company's biggest bet is on the next version of Windows.
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Well duh. The company's biggest bet is always on the next version of Windows!
If they said "Well, we're betting the entire company's future on the next version of Microsoft Bob", they're screwed.
It's not a crash. It's...it's... a programmed REST BREAK.
Microsoft has charged for updates for years silly. Just look at 98 SE, ME, and XP. Nothing changes this practice, except we can guarentee that service packs are now going to be rebranded as YP and ZP respectively to go along with the eXPerience.
Suddenly, I'm really thankful for my Win98 (1st edition) install -- it only crashes 2 or three times a WEEK!
are still stuck at the "Windows was not shut down properly" screen.
You're absolutely right. I've found that by not installing or running any software, I can dramatically improve the performance and stability of Windows.
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Gates is trying to figure out how to charge windows users for the crashes, too.
You should at least switch it on from time to time, just to check if it's still working
Imagine if Gates got a nickel for every time Windows crashed... oh, wait
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I have been using W2K for 3 years now and I have third party applications crash the OS daily. One current example is Eve-Online. That game is so buggy that I don't even get the BSOD, it just simply freezes to the point where only a hard boot will fix it. I also get innumerable errors that do things such as cause the sound to stop or some other weirdness that also requires a reboot to fix. And yes I am well aware of how to restart services and kill orphan processes.
Yes, Win9x was worse but not by much.
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"Knowing that no matter how much patches come out, Linux will be more secure - Pricess"
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And that sums up the problem with Linux at this stage of the game: no matter what you want it to do, there seems to be one little piece that isn't there yet.
...and Windows barely crashes at all when I select "linux-2.6.0-test1" at the boot prompt :)
5% crash twice per day? No way! Windows fanboys have been telling me for years that Windows is rock solid and never crashes. Bill Gates must be lying.
Think about it. 100 million Windows users. 5% is 5 mil. At 2 crashes a day, that's 10 million transactions. Daily. Not even counting all the less frequent crashers.
.5 day to measure it), the throughput is 500 gigabytes per day, averaging 46.4 Megabits/second.
That's 416,666 transactions per hour, 6944 transactions per minute, or about 116 transactions per second.
If each report is 50K (don't have an exact figure, and I don't want to wait the
*That's* the kind of data processing system I'd like to buy!
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True, but even the worst written application in the world shouldnt bring any operating system to its knees should it?
The OS should sandbox the applications, and protect itself instead of relying heavily on deep integration.
I remember a story a while ago about Linus Torvalds. He was discussing work on an operating system (I dont think it was Linux) with another programmer who told him "I wrote a application last night that crashed the OS".
Linus replied "oh ive got something like that......its called 'explorer'.
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At least microsoft dosent make cars!
And why did you staple the trout to the RAM?
What Bill needs to do is think fourth dimensionally. Updates continue to be free. Hell, Windows itself and all other Microsoft software should be completely free of charge as well. Microsoft will instead bring in ten times more profit by...
Charging for each software malfunction!
Microsoft will include special code in its kernels that will be backed up by a legally required instruction in the processor, along with a strong encryption path on the physical electronics that protect this particular instruction. This innovative technology will automatically detect software malfunctions and send a strongly encrypted packet to Microsoft. At that point, Microsoft will automatically bill the luser some set fee, like $20.00 for each occurance of a bug that causes an application to crash, $40.00 for a Windows BSOD, $60.00 for a complete crash requiring a cold boot, and, say, $100.00 for a crash that causes loss of data, including hard disk crashes unrelated to software.
This innovative technology would create tremendous value for Microsoft stockholders and employees of the company. Stockholders would make enormous profits on the millions upon millions of crashes that occur each day, compounded by the fact that Microsoft's software would inevitably get installed on more computers, being free of charge. Microsoft employees would not have to test or debug software as it is no longer a problem if the software malfunctions. This would shorten cycles, increase revenue and fulfill the enterprise integration strategy.
In short, Bill, stop thinking like a hungry beggar on the street trying to get a few more pennies for a beer and start thinking like a CEO of some powerful company.
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doesn't that give MS an incentive to leave bugs in?
As if they need one...
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No shit? I wish I had known that earlier, genius. I thought it was because of American hegemony. Or maybe because the Supreme Court is fascist, sorry, I forgot which loser cause I'm fighting for.
I think I'll stop here.
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A lucky 5% has 2 crashes a day, the remaining 95% has 3 or more!
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