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SETI@Home Publishes Skymap
An anonymous reader writes "The skymap of where in the night sky to find the most promising SETI@Home signals is reported today, along with the research plan for the March Stellar Countdown project. The dedicated use of the Arecibo Telescope to revisit these spikes, pulses, and steady signals, focused on 166 star candidates. Those 166 were pruned from the five billion signals that have been found since 1999, depending on the signal's persistence, closeness to a known star, and frequency. The next step is particularly fascinating, if a signal appears to have increased since the first observation put that star on the checklist."
A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so
that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen
is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it
with no discomfort.
The Mare - how to do it.
Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
so that you can reach her pussy.
Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how
to respond to the beast.
MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN
When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
approaches her first birthday confine her more...she is now at the right
age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
objection to someone playing with their pussy's. I have walked up on a pen
full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
to enjoy it. These fillys didn't even know me but they were young,
inexperienced and bored...also since they were penned they were used to the
presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, the
UP UP AND AWAY WEB!
hahaha that was from spider man! UP UP AND AWAY WEB!
Shazaam!
GO WEB GO!
FLY!
Whaaaaa HOooooooooo!!!
Just a shout-out to those rated my post "troll". It's NOT a troll. It's a position, justified at length- and SOME people liked it, because it did get some "interesting" mod points.
I'm not out to troll for replies. I'm out to raise the (unpopular among scifi dreamers) opinion that these people are NOT scientists working on a legitimate project.
I really get tired of moderators who "troll" opinions they don't like.
Please help metamoderate.
Can we make it attack the RIAA... in the Real World!!! ie. Click here to slap H. Rosen ;)
I am the unwilling control for my Origin.
The Hymn of the Soviet Union
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labor and valorous deed.
[Or, the old way:
Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,
Inspire us to labor and valorous deed!]
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!
Where did you find this?
I wrote this a couple of months back, glad to see someone has taken an interest in my troll.
Thank you, sir. Keep on troollin!
As spamming techniques get ever more sophisticated I confidently expect my currently under construction clinic to be innundated with aliens looking for penis and tentacle (I dont want to discriminate) enlargement.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
That's some funny shit. I know a guy with lots of train sets and I want to kick his stringy nerd ass.
What about all the historical cases of UFO sightings?
What about all the cases of people seeing images of Jesus in condensation on windows, or stuff like that? People will see what they want to believe.
Folding@Home kept CRASHING my COMPUTER
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They Are Vermin Feeding On Each Other's Feces.
I Hate \.
OSDN, A network of Open Source related websites have recently sold there company to Microsoft for an Unknown sum. An MSNBC Executive claims that "we care about Open Source and will continue to support it on these sites".
An army of furious Slashdot Posters are postering outside the unusually large estate of OSDN's past owner. He is claimed to be locked in a Panic Room until they leave.
MSNBC Claim that "we had an innovative idea, and wanted to enter the Open Source news sector and see how it turns out". Microsoft claim that there will be "More unbiased news", and that they will throw in free press releases from Microsoft for absolutly nothing.
Microsoft have been moving in on the Open Source sector in attempts to spread FUD about it which was failing. Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates says that "Open Source is where the market is heading, we hope to innovate our own software by using Open Source more in our software". Steve Ballmer said that "Linux is where the market is sliding, we thought that we could catch some of it to".
MSNBC's Impovments to the sites are quite innovative. They plan to change sourceforge into "sourceshared" where you can submit things to be safe. They also claim to want to buy the OSDL as well. "I think its great" Linus said as he was going to his car, A brand new Convertable sports car. Microsoft plan on aquireing other sites as part of OSDN.
Bill Gates also said that "I always liked slashdot, I posted good articles that where..." "-1 Troll" yelled a slashdot moderator in the background. I even emailed torvalds anonymusly with Kernel Patches.
Goatse Receiver, ass contortionist, dead at 55
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - ass strectching exhibitionist Goatse Receiver was found dead in CmdrTaco's bed this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to making the intarweb a great place for millions of users. Truly an American icon.
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