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Blakes Seven To Return

Clownfush writes "Blake's 7, magnificent UK low budget high drama Sci-Fi from the early 80's is to return, as a former star acquires rights to the show. "

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  1. All puff... by perly-king-69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the FAQ, essentially they have no money (yet), no script (yet), no cast (yet) and no broadcasting rights (yet).
    Trading on the nostalgia zeitgeist? The plan sounds as shaky as one of their sets!

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    1. Re:All puff... by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...Blake's 7 societies.... ...these are people who monitor the every footstep of these actors....

      I'm sure there is a psychological term for this. And, whatever complex convoluted word it is, I offer this translation to us lay people: "not well".

  2. I hope by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    the rights were not purchased by that perspex box with the flashing lights or they may have trouble getting the project off the ground

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    1. Re:I hope by suss · · Score: 4, Funny

      the rights were not purchased by that perspex box with the flashing lights or they may have trouble getting the project off the ground

      ORAC was the inspiration for today's generation of casemodders!

      He will, ofcourse, be returning with shiny fans and watercooling in the new series.

  3. Leave it alone... by Robmonster · · Score: 1, Funny

    I doubt it will ever be as good as we remember the Original being.

    Its be like remaking Space 1999.

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    1. Re:Leave it alone... by MonTemplar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Its be like remaking Space 1999

      Frankly, given the situation on Moonbase Alpha in the original, the chances of them doing a Next Generation are looking pretty slim! :-)

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  4. I thought they already made a remake by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't they call it "Farscape" of something?

    1. Re:I thought they already made a remake by Robmonster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Beedie-beedie-beedie... Hiya Buck!

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  5. Sapphire and Steel by fohidac · · Score: 1, Funny

    now there's a show that needs a remake. that scared the hell out of me when i was a little one.

  6. Re:Avon by imipak · · Score: 4, Funny
    And he invented ssh, in the episiode 'aftermath' where he uses Orac to run commands on liberator and pipe the output back to the beach he's standing on.

    This really is fantastic news, B7 was far far superior IMHO to Star Trek. In B7 the Federation are the baddies - an evil authoritarian fascist state ruled by a corrupt oligarchy, full of Borgia-esque backstabbing and politicing. The troopers are often sympathetic characters sketched in some depth (as opposed to disposable extras whose only role is saying "Arghhh!!!" and falling off something clutching their stomachs after getting shot. The crew are all highly imperfect; a lot of the drama comes from the dramatic tension between the imperfect rebels; Avon (untrustworhty, devious, very clever, arrogant as fsck) Blake the wannabe hero, cowardly drunk Vila, the moody Cally (ah! how I fancied Cally at the age of 10... me that is, not her), the stupid but amiable Gan, and so on. No shortage of 'dark'ness. The last episode features the entire crew but Avon dying in a brief shootout - much more realistic than 'small group of mercenaries overcomes entire galactic government'.

    And samples of Zen saying 'Confirmed' and Orac's "state your program requirements... they will be implemented when capacity is available" make great Windows sound effects. If you're a sad fanboy like me that is ;) (yes folks that's where my login iD comes from) Horizon has much more info.

  7. Re:How Avon Survived by Magnetic_Monopole · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two alternative explanations: ...Gunshots...Servalan/Sleer saunters in...

    "How could you all miss?"

    (resumes bicycle tour)

    or

    Soldiers gather in circle around Avon, aim laser rifles, Avon ducks, soldiers in circle all shoot each other...

    (resumes bicycle tour)

  8. Re:Why bother by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    >a genre so overpopulated by flat and uninteresting characters

    "Flat" characters? Have you seen 7 of 9 and T'Pol in profile?

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  9. Symmetry? by aurelian · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely they just needed 1/8th of a cube and a couple of mirrors?

  10. You know you're getting old when ... by linuxdoctor · · Score: 2, Funny

    you can remember with fondness the original "Dr. Who" and think that William Hartnell was the only "true" doctor. After that, even the original "Star Trek" series pales into insignificance.

    I remember racing home from school each afternoon to see what trouble the Doctor would get himself into or whether he would recover the key to his Tardis (the original Doctor lost the key quite a lot).

    "Dr. Who" is real science fiction. "Star Trek" is future history. Everything else doesn't count.

  11. Re:What's with the Linux Community? by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did Zen run lunix? That might be why nobody could understand how he worked, and why the (clearly Microsoft using) Federation was so keen to track him down. ORAC was prissy, self opinionated and not half as smart as he thought he was. Clearly a Mac.

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  12. Re:Don't you just wish... by jweatherley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Richard E. Grant as Doctor Who shouldn't be wasted on animated web cartoons. This should be on the big screen as Withnail in fucking space! It's ideal - Withnail was already dressed up suitably as the doctor. It would certainly liven things up if the Doctor turns up drunk in Skaro demanding the finest wines known to humanity^W Dalek-kind. Another episode could have the doctor and assistant searching for 'matter' in the Tardis kitchen sink. Of course plastic bags wrapped around the feet would provide suiable protection from harsh alien environments.

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  13. Re:Funny you should say that by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    >It had teleportation ability over wast distances [...] Zen had wast amounts of knowledge

    That's because it was a nuclear wessel.

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  14. Re:Avon by boicy · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Kerr Avon: I can talk or I can work but I can't do both."

    Someone should explain that to my Project Manager...