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Ask Bruce Perens About Linux and Open Source

A lot is going on these days, ranging from the endlessly amusing SCO soap opera to plenty of mostly positive news about Linux and Open Source adoption by both corporate and government users, not to mention an increasing number of commercial applications being ported to Linux. And, of course, LinuxWorld is right around the corner. Bruce Perens is certainly as appropriate a person as any to help us get a handle on the current (and possibly future) state of Linux and Open Source. We'll send him 10 of the highest moderated questions, and post his answers as soon as he gets them back to us. As usual, one question per post, please, and don't bother asking questions that can easily be answered with a couple of minutes' worth of online research.

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  1. That TV series by 91degrees · · Score: 0, Funny

    How did you feel when they changed yourt name from "Bruce Perens" to "David Perens" in the TV series? And what are your opinions of the new Ang Lee movie?

    1. Re:That TV series by Jonsey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you often find that people confuse you with other easily typable names: Bruce Brackets? Bruce Curly-Braces? And the like?

      Bruce () does however, rock.

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  2. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you the real Bruce Perens?

  3. Do you understand dselect? by defile · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously. Because we can't. That thing's demented.

    1. Re:Do you understand dselect? by MrHanky · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you ask about dselect, you're really asking about the strenghts of Debian. As you problably know, Debian's greatest achievement is the unproblematic installation and upgrading of binary packages. In order to upgrade a whole system without any snags, you need: 1) a good system 2) a competent admin. dselect, obviously, has nothing to do with 1), but gives you 2) through the concept of natural selection. To use dselect effectively, you have to be extremely intelligent, like we Debian users are. Morons are turned off by having to use dselect when installing Debian, and run off screaming back to Mandrake or whatever.

      Debian is great, because its users are great. I know I am great, because I use Debian. And isn't that what life is all about?

      See that, Gentoo/*BSD users? Binary. Yes, Binary.

  4. Re:Any background moves? by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 4, Funny


    There were a few before they were posted on /.

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  5. Re:Any background moves? by caluml · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would be very pleased if you could include some more information about yourself in your sig - it seems to be quite empty at the moment.

  6. My question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you the real Bruce Perens?

  7. Re: ask an open question ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are there any questions you think people should be asking you, that they never do?

    "Yes."

    Next question.

    - bperens

  8. Re:Ham radio by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

    I recently learned that you are a ham radio operator. I think both the open source community and ham community share very similar views on most issues. Do you see any ways the two communities can benefit each other?

    Do you really want to get two groups of people with that much sexual magnetism together? The resulting condensation of machismo might create some sort of irresistable sexual vortex, drawing women irresistably in.

  9. Re:For the desktop... by cshark · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm a big fan of using the Altaire for my business applications. My fingers never get tired...

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  10. Is it true? by Tom7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it true that your last name is really short for "Parentheses?"

  11. Bruce, by Will+The+Real+Bruce · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have a unique position as a well-known figure in both the Free Software community and the underground rap community; as you are well-known for your involvement in Debian, speeding the corporate adoption of Free Software and protecting the IP of the Free Software community, as well as laying down the phat beats and representin' for the community, I have a few questions to ask of you about these enormous responsibilities.

    First, what do you do to try to get your message out to the community? What do you tell the kids who are looking for a positive role model, to show them that it's entirely possible to have legally obtained their bling-bling, and yet still have street cred, even if that street may be Wall Street? Also, have other people in the industries--like ESR or Puff Daddy--accused you of 'selling out', or 'forgetting where you came from'? And did you correctly identify them as playa hatas, who are just jealous of your successful and honest nature?

    Don't let them get you down, Bruce; you have shown everyone that it's possible to be an intelligent and responsible white man, and yet still make some mad loot, not give in to the big corporations, (software, recording, or otherwise) score with the ladies (husband *and* father!), and lay down some phat beats in the mean time. You're 100x the role model that Eminem will ever be, and I mean that, from the heart, as one wigga to another.

    Unless, of course, Eminem wises up and takes a page or two from your book, and starts researching intellectual property law and free software. In your honor, Bruce--let's all stand up.

  12. Your Answers! by Steal+This+Account · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows 2004
    Windows 2006
    Windows 2008

    (Saving you the trouble of waiting for the answers.)

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    1. Re:Your Answers! by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually it will be more like;

      2004: Windoes ESP: Extra SPecial edition, continuous contact with Redmond will insure trouble free operation. There will be a small monthly fee.

      2005: Windows Rainbow!! now in a new multi-colored box, just like the butterfly!! There's a pot o' gold at the end of every rainbow, ya know! Even if it's your gold. The cylcle for Windows XP support officially comes to an end. You are going to need to buy new hardware again.

      2006: Windows Platinum: now with full Palladium!! because you really don't want to use your computer certain ways. Full suport for computers with coin slots too!!!!

      2008: Windows DDS: Delta-Deploy Support - a team of delta commandos will be ready to assist you when Total Information Awareness system tells us that the RIAA/MPAA/Disney EULAS are not being followed properly.

      2010: Windows TTC: Now with Total Thought Control!!! Support for wrist implanted RFID program activation!!! Listen very carefully..... your eyelids are becoming heavier...you feel very very sleepy....

      I could go on, but that might violate the NDA that I signed.

      ---->see my other posts for more insightful responses to other questions that are sure to be modded down. Who needs Bruce Perens????

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  13. The question every Open Source Developer asks: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Would you like fries with that?