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Cyber Sleuths vs. Secret Networks

amnfinch writes "I saw this article on BBC news and frankly, I was blown away. Just another example of the relentless campaign to treat file swappers as criminals when their 'crime' is murky at best." Sir Haxalot provides an article on the flip-side: "CNN has a story on 'exclusive' Peer to Peer networks, that require 'knowing the right people and having a wealth of content on your hard disk to get into the clique.'"

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  1. Most Bootlegged Songs?!? by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ignoring the implication of the phrase, I find this list really hard to accept:

    Busta Rhymes: Pass the Courvoisier
    U2: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
    Bon Jovi: You Give Love A Bad Name
    Van Halen: Hot for Teacher

    1. Re:Most Bootlegged Songs?!? by garcia · · Score: 2, Funny

      don't worry, it's another RIAA tactic. Tell people on the Internet about the most popular downloads on P2P networks so that they can pinpoint you easily.

      Only the idiots will believe this crap, they will go and download the files, and they will be able to quickly find you because NO ONE ELSE WOULD DOWNLOAD THAT CRAP.

      Busta Rhymes my ass :)

  2. Going away by henrygb · · Score: 5, Funny
    "About 85% of the people we send notices to go away and we never see them again"

    Especially if they have dynamically allocated IP addresses.

  3. The digital detectives have it easy by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have been described as Hollywood's digital detectives and they have a warning for anyone illegally trading music or movies: "You can run but you can never hide."

    Hell, given that most computer geeks have trouble getting out of their chair, let alone run, I'd say they're in pretty deep trouble ...

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  4. Overblown Language? by DogIsMyCoprocessor · · Score: 2, Funny
    "If you have an active internet address or connection and you are actively sharing files, our spiders will find you."

    Sounds like something the "Your computer is broadcasting an internet address" guys could use. It could link to a place selling Raid by mail.

    --

    "And this is my boy, Sherman. Speak, Sherman." "Hello." "Good boy."

  5. Hi tech by bytesmythe · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Using our matching technology, we identify the user name, the protocol they're using, which file-sharing protocol if it's just a web protocol or not. But the most important piece of information we detect is their IP address," explained Mr Ishikawa.

    "Matching Technology"? Oh no! They've learned to use regular expressions to parse an unencrypted text stream! Good lord! Now no one will be safe swapping files online! However will the file sharers bypass the modern technological marvel of grep?

    --
    bytesmythe
    Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
    -- Scott Meyer
  6. Re:They are criminals! by El · · Score: 4, Funny
    Damn straight! And anybody driving 1 mph over the speed limit should be treated like a criminal too! And people driving without wearing their seatbelts should be given the death sentence!

    Remember, folks: if you go to the bathroom during the commercials, you are stealing that television broadcast!

    Didn't we learn anything from prohibition? If half the population routine violate a law, then perhaps it makes more sense to change the law than to put half the population in jail.

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  7. Pinkerton? by cosyne · · Score: 4, Funny

    As well as making money, Mr Ishikawa's vision for BayTSP is to become a hi-tech version of Pinkerton, the legendary detective agency that protected presidents like Abraham Lincoln ...

    Ok, that may not be the best example there, guys.

  8. You may well be correct. by James+A.+A.+Joyce · · Score: 4, Funny

    The thing is, though people may well be deterred, I think they will probably continue to use P2P after short time anyway when they see geeks carrying on like nothing's happened.

    Joe Sixpack: Wow! I can download ten songs a day for free!
    Joe Sixpack's friend: Cool! So am I!

    One week later

    Joe Sixpack: I got a letter from the record companies. They tracked me down, so I think I'll stop.
    Joe Sixpack's friend: Wow, guess I'd better stop too.

    They stop. One week later, Joe Sixpack and Joe Sixpack's friend see a Geek using a P2P service

    Joe Sixpack: Dude, I thought the record companies sued you if you shared files.
    Geek: Only a few people. They're just trying to scare everyone else straight.
    Joe Sixpack: Really?

    One week later

    Joe Sixpack: Wow! I'm downloading more songs than ever before, and the record companies really haven't busted me!
    Joe Sixpack's friend: Me too!

    They all live happily ever after, except for the media giants which have to switch to a proper business model. The end.

  9. I was using DECNET until I read this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have been locked in my basement for the past fifteen years with my cluster of VAX systems happily running DECNET... ...until I read this article...
    Now I discover this whole new world using the previously secret TCP/IP protocol!
    How exciting.
    I will be "FTP-ing" some files today!

  10. Getting your VIP pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    These private networks are the best. You get all best stuff pre 0-day. It is tough to gain admission, but you can sign up by including your email in one of those "2003 Warez" emails you may have seen forwarded in the newsgroups. Those lists are scoured looking for others deserving of such exclusive status. My exclusive invite along with my hard drive full of Carrot Top mp3s got me in. I'll never go back to paying for stuff again.

  11. Re:uhhh by glenstar · · Score: 2, Funny
    What do you do for a living?

    I am going to step out on a limb here and guess that that he/she is a HURD developer.

  12. Damn spam by Bizaff · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know spam's getting to be too much when I see "Cyber Sl.*" and my mind immediately subs in "Cyber Sluts".

  13. Re:What about Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    and what if I said you need to go to the supermarket and stock up on more tinfoil

  14. Re:Bluffing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
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    RIAA (RECORDING INDUSTRY ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-dying RECORDING INDUSTRY community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of RIAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy--only 2 simple steps!

    • First, you have to obtain a copy of a copyrighted song from kazaa and tell us the screen name and IP address of the person offering the download.
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  15. Re:Deterrence is Ineffective & Farcical by clambake · · Score: 2, Funny

    You might as well try to argue that slander is theft.

    You've stolen my line... YOU THIEF!