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The RIAA Hit List - A Pattern Emerges?

Desus writes "Slyck News seems to have found a pattern in just what files the RIAA is searching on to find offenders. It seems the RIAA is targeting a wide reach of music, including Hip Hop, R&B, Rap, Rock, Pop and Country songs. Artists such as Ludacris, Michael Jackson, NAS, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat and Musiq were very common throughout the subpoenas. They've even created a helpful chart showing exactly what artists and songs seem to get one flagged." Update: 07/31 13:12 GMT by H : Here's another source for the chart.

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  1. silver lining by Sad+Loser · · Score: 5, Funny


    So the message I am getting is
    'Listen to good music, and the RIAA will leave you alone'.
    I don't have a problem with that.

    Legal action is justified and actually desirable if it stops someone listening to 'Destiny's Child'.
    I rest my case, M'lud

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    1. Re:silver lining by josh+crawley · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'll get around to you eventually. John Tesh and David Hasselhoff remixes are just rather low on their hit-list right now.

    2. Re:silver lining by gloth · · Score: 5, Funny
      Legal action is justified and actually desirable if it stops someone listening to 'Destiny's Child'.

      Yeah, don't listen. But damn, those girls are hot, at least let me watch their videos ;)

    3. Re:silver lining by The+Dobber · · Score: 4, Funny


      Wham? Fucking "Wham" is on the list. Christ almighty, why not the Partridge Family.

    4. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm watchin' I'm watchin'

      Fap-fap-fap-fap

    5. Re:silver lining by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gosh i hope not, then i'd have to delete my copy of 'I Think I Love You'...

    6. Re:silver lining by invultor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I doubt Christ would have any clue about this. You should direct this type of inquery to Satan, as he works intimately with the RIAA.

    7. Re:silver lining by __aamkky7574 · · Score: 4, Funny
      >WHAM!
      >BAM!
      >I Am
      >A Man

      Excuse me, I believe you are indulging in P2P lyrics sharing, you copyright terrorist! Don't you realise that by repeating Wham! lyrics, you are stealing money from Andy Ridgeley, who can barely afford to feed himself?

      Please hand yourself over to Gruppenpanzergeneral Ashcroft at your nearest RIAA Detention Booth.

      Thank you for your cooperation, citizen.

      P.

    8. Re:silver lining by gadwale · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any mention of Hasselhoff should include these links to Amazon reviews of his CD..

      Review 1
      Review 2

      689 amazing reviews

      Absolutely hilarious!

      - Adi Gadwale.

  2. Re:Chart link is an excel document by VP · · Score: 3, Funny

    An even bigger surprise was that when I clicked it, Gnumeric started up and opened it without complaints...

  3. Whoa by zaffir · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a surprising number of those songs on my machine. Thankfully none of them are shared :)

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    1. Re:Whoa by johnny0101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a surprising number of those songs on my machine

      Like you just woke up one day and were like, 'wow i sure got a lot of those songs the RIAA is looking for. Wonder how they got there?'

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    2. Re:Whoa by Feztaa · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a surprising number of those songs on my machine.

      Me too. None.

  4. I'm going to do it the safe way by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shove CDs down my underpants.

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    1. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've got room in your underpants for CDs? Poor guy...

    2. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by Boiling_point_ · · Score: 5, Funny
      A-ha! The missing link is revealed!!
      1. Steal underpants.
      2. >Shove CDs down my underpants.
      3. Profit!!!
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  5. The other method? by pfleming · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reading the RIAA hit list... your ip has been logged, don't move the police are on their way.

  6. Rap and R&B top the list... by Remik · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess it won't be long before Jesse Jackson is accusing the RIAA of racism.

    -R

    1. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Funny

      And that would suit me just fine. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. If Jesse wants to play the race card here then I say fire it up. Normally I despise the poverty pimp but here I don't think it could happen to a nicer bunch of people.

      RIAA meet Jesse Jackson, enjoy.

      Maybe we can dig up Al Sharpton to "activate" on them while we're at it.

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    2. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by Cooper_007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, GOD I hope he'll use the Chewbacca defense.

  7. sense of humour failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    chill out and we won't tell anyone about all those "take that" mp3s on your C drive

  8. Re:excel sucks by TechnoGrl · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK so I guess I'm safe with my William Shatner Sings The Blues collection, right?

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  9. This can't be the correct list... by MoThugz · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's no Metallica on it!

  10. I protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm holding my breath until this is provided in ogg format.

  11. Best way for RIAA to stop music downloads... by DakotaSandstone · · Score: 2, Funny
    Apparently, just rename all .mp3 files to .xls.

    Judging from the .xls reception here, this should work fine.

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  12. Re:excel sucks by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Busta Rhymes Pass the Courvoisier (12)
    Avril Lavigne Losing Grip (8)
    Avril Lavigne Complicated (6)
    Incubus Nice to Know You (6)
    Marvin Gaye Lets Get It On (6)
    Musiq Halfcrazy (6)
    Tracy Chapman Fast Car (6)"

    I'm sure it's just me, but seeing that list made me laugh. It looks like a fairly complete description of a computer-generated attempt at coming up with dialogue for a lame pick-up artist and his drunken prey who is losing her grip on reality and having a hard time focusing:

    She: "Pass the Courvoisier."
    He: "Nice to know you."
    She: "Complicated."
    He: "Fast car."
    She: "Losing grip."
    He: "Let's get it on."
    She: "Halfcrazy."

  13. Tr8der Boy by borkus · · Score: 4, Funny


    He was a tr8der boy
    RIAA hater boy
    Downloaded his music off of Kazaa
    He had "Complicated"
    Up on his supernode
    Now he gotta subpoena from Silberberg & Knupp

  14. Why did everyone miss this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ludacris, Michael Jackson, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat

    This is obviously a plot my whitey trying to put down the black man. Fuck you cracker*!!!

    *cracker refering to person of white color, not someone who breaks into systems or defeats software copy protection

    1. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

      only in the USA could a poor black kid grow up to be a rich white woman.

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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    2. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by machine+of+god · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was good of you to qualify that. Otherwise you might have offended someone.

  15. Re:Chart link is an excel document by eddie+can+read · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll need a moment to download Excel from Kazaa.

  16. Good Thing... by Shant3030 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm happy they are targeting Keith Sweat listeners. He is a menace.

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  17. Mirror by nolife · · Score: 2, Funny

    I grabbed a mirror before it went down

    Try this link "file:///c:/My%20Music"

    Odd how many of those same file I have..

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  18. You've got jail! by swaterman221 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ROFL^30

  19. awesome! by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Artists such as Ludacris, Michael Jackson, NAS, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat and Musiq were very common throughout the subpoenas.

    Sounds to me like they're doing a Good Thing by cracking down on people who listen to that kind of music ;P

  20. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by cyril3 · · Score: 3, Funny
    WE've already got THEM.

    And MY FRIEND has THE REST.

  21. Re:excel sucks by EinarH · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet its only a mather of time before some entrprising reader throws togheter a "Top 30 RIAA HIT HIT LIST -Music that suck" ; makes a torrent out of it and then upload it to suprnova.org or something.

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  22. Notable songs on the list... by Goonie · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Can't Get Enough - Depeche Mode
    • Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
    • Hungry Like A Wolf - Duran Duran
    • Love Don't Cost A Thing - Jennifer Lopez
    • I'll Trade A Million Bucks - Keith Sweat
    • 2 Legit 2 Quit - MC Hammer
    • Money Is My Bitch - NAS
    • Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
    • Is It A Crime - Sade
    • I'm a Thug - Trick Daddy
    • Paging Dr Freud...

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  23. Re:excel sucks by mbadolato · · Score: 2, Funny
    OK so I guess I'm safe with my William Shatner Sings The Blues collection, right?

    Yes, but all bets are off with Leonard Nimoy singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggin

  24. Isn't this like Batman part 1? by Martin+Marvinski · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:

    After looking at 50 or so subpoenas, the suspicion of a pattern grew more confident. While an individual wouldn't necessarily get subpoenaed for just having a Busta Rhymes song, it was the combination of Busta and additional artists that triggered the bot. Slyck hopes to obtain the entire database to more conclusively examine and reveal this potential pattern.

    This is exactly how the Joker killed people in Batman part 1!. If you used a combinatin of cosmetics THAT would kill you, e.g. lipstick with eye liner. I guess these hollywood guys use stuff from the scripts in real life!

  25. Re:Music by fatboyslack · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure most music from the 80's was destroyed by UN Security Council Order in 1993, with the words "For the sake of world peace and the advancement of culture and civilised society, this menace must be destroyed."
    The only countries to defy the edict were Germany, India and Bhutan.

    (I'm in a weird mood, leave me alone)

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  26. Re:Only on slashdot... by Frac · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and I was having fun in dispensing with their one area of complaint :-)

    Perl? But I only use Visual Basic, you insensitive clod! ;-)

  27. Re:Isn't it obvious? by High+Hat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't any significantly advanced pop music indistinguishable from pr0n?

  28. What if you own the CD's? by ChozSun · · Score: 2, Funny

    I own vinyl and cd's of Dire Straits, Fleetwood Mac and The Eagles. Are they going to target me because I have the freakin mp3's?

    I cannot believe Keith Sweat is listed. "Make It Last Forever" should be exempt because I think that album is out of print.

    Mary J. Blige's "Everything" is by far not her best song.

    Those ones listed under Nas? WTF? There are 10 better Nas songs then those... it is call the "Illmatic" LP.

    The one they have listed for Mobb Deep is the snip-snap-snip.

    Anyways, sorry for the dumb post.

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