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Last Chance for Slashdot T-Shirt Contest
This is your last chance to enter Slashdot's T-Shirt Design Contest that we announced a few weeks ago. The contest officially ends tomorrow. We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner. So if you've got what it takes to design a T-Shirt (we're too cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!) you can win store credit at ThinkGeek plus free shirts with your winning design on them! Here are the Official Rules. Read the original story for submission details.
As always, links to pictures will be posted.
fp you lunix loving faggots
EAT SHIT AND DIE
hahahahaha
Fuck the GNAA!!
This is a dupe! You already announced the contest stupid!
FRONT: fuck bill gates and microsoft BACK: fuck them right in their stupid asses
I see Slashdot editors are too lazy to put up proper guidelines for 'design'. Instead they posted an EULA. It's this kind of tripe that makes me hope the shirt picked is a giant Goatse.cx image.
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Dipshit.
Where even fuckheads like Hemos and Taco can succeed.
Because other countries don't matter to most Americans.
Unless an American company can outsource jobs to a foreign country, that is.
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I thought this was the winning entry!