Last Chance for Slashdot T-Shirt Contest

If this is not the first post.... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:22 · Score: -1, Troll

...I will drink gasoline and piss on an open fire.

As always, links to pictures will be posted.

Re:If this is not the first post.... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:49 · Score: -1, Troll

FUCK YOU
Re:If this is not the first post.... by IFF123 · 2003-07-31 08:46 · Score: 0

will those pictures include you pissing gasoline onto fire?

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Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:22 · Score: 3, Funny

...to buy a dictionary?

Re:Also "to cheap"... by gotscheme · 2003-07-31 07:28 · Score: 1

That and a copy of this.
Re:Also "to cheap"... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · 2003-07-31 07:31 · Score: 2, Funny

...to buy a dictionary?
You're new here, aren't you?

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Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:34 · Score: 0

not so much too cheap as too lazy to use a dictionary...
user@linux:~$ dict lazy 2 definitions found From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 [gcide]: Lazy \La"zy\, a. [Compar. {Lazier}; superl. {Laziest}.] [OE. lasie, laesic, of uncertain origin; cf. F. las tired, L. lassus, akin to E. late; or cf. LG. losig, lesig.] 1. Disinclined to action or exertion; averse to labor; idle; shirking work. --Bacon. [1913 Webster] 2. Inactive; slothful; slow; sluggish; as, a lazy stream. "The night owl's lazy flight." --Shak. [1913 Webster] 3. Wicked; vicious. [Obs. or Prov. Eng.] --B. Jonson. [1913 Webster] {Lazy tongs}, a system of jointed bars capable of great extension, originally made for picking up something at a distance, now variously applied in machinery. Syn: Idle; indolent; sluggish; slothful. See {Idle}. [1913 Webster] From WordNet (r) 1.7.1 (July 2002) [wn]: lazy adj 1: moving slowly and gently; "up a lazy river"; "lazy white clouds"; "at a lazy pace" 2: disinclined to work or exertion; "faineant kings under whose rule the country languished"; "an indolent hanger-on"; "too lazy to wash the dishes"; "shiftless idle youth"; "slothful employees"; "the unemployed are not necessarily work-shy" [syn: {faineant}, {indolent}, {otiose}, {slothful}, {work-shy}]
Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:40 · Score: 1, Funny

Those extra "o"s are a detriment to American productivity. They figured out that the Japanese don't NEED them, and the rest of the English speaking world ignores American ignorance anyway.

Oops, did I just land in AssCraft's lap?
Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:44 · Score: 0

funny?
Re:Also "to cheap"... by daeley · 2003-07-31 07:57 · Score: 5, Funny

You're new here, aren't you?

Really, that should have been "Your new here..."

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Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:01 · Score: 0

You can get it $2.02 cheaper at BOOKPOOL
Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:06 · Score: 2, Informative

Hm, my dictionary says that both those words are spelled correctly. Oh, perhaps you were talking about the grammar?
Re:Also "to cheap"... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · 2003-07-31 08:06 · Score: 5, Funny

You're new here, aren't you?

Really, that should have been "Your new here..."
I thought about that, but it'd have to be "Your new here, are'nt you?"
And I couldn't bring myself to type that.

oops

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Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:07 · Score: 0

nooo it should have been

Your knew here aint you

..... ahh thank you!
Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:08 · Score: 0

More like "your knew hear aint ewe?"

(AC post to save my karma.)
Re:Also "to cheap"... by dirtyboot · 2003-07-31 08:30 · Score: 1

that's teh funniest thing i've ever read
Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:37 · Score: 0

Actually to be completely culturally adjusted for /., it should be:
"your knew hear, ai'nt ewe? Youse gots a pretty mouth..."
Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 09:59 · Score: 0

Don't you mean "ops"?

Save the extra "o"s!!
Re:Also "to cheap"... by MyHair · 2003-07-31 10:11 · Score: 1

Ya'll are funny.
Re:Also "to cheap"... by isorox · 2003-07-31 10:16 · Score: 1

Your knew hear arnt yuo?
Re:Also "to cheap"... by chef_raekwon · 2003-07-31 12:48 · Score: 1

haven't you heard?
Slashdot is really the control freaks of 1984, and infact, those aren't spelling mistakes....
they're the new Slashdotspeak, and watchout...cause 'they know where you click...'

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Re:Also "to cheap"... by Genda · 2003-07-31 14:01 · Score: 1

Your GNU here... www.gnu.org

Genda Bendte

- Finding out that Nixon ordered the Watergate break-in, and pretty much believed he was the King of the United States... I find myself thoroughly frightened at what disclosures we will be made 30 years hence regarding the terms of Reagan, Daddy Bush and Baby Bush...
Re:Also "to cheap"... by calethix · 2003-07-31 16:46 · Score: 1

I think what they really meant by 'to cheap/lazy' was that they're too lazy to check article submissions/dupes/etc. before posting them. :)

Kind of like most of my posts, but hey, mine don't show up on the front page.

new slogan? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:23 · Score: -1, Flamebait

(we're to cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!)

yes, and it shows.

T-Shirt by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:23 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I like the t-shirt seen here. What else would you need?

Re:T-Shirt by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:50 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Your anti-equine bias is showing! I demand you add "how to have sex with a horse" to your offerings immediately! Otherwise, I will have no other option but to take my business elsewhere!
Re:T-Shirt by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:40 · Score: 0

Bitch-ass moderators! It's not like you didn't go watch "Seabiscut" eight times!!! You told everyone the floor was sticky from the buttered popcorn!

fp by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:23 · Score: -1, Troll

fp you lunix loving faggots

EAT SHIT AND DIE

hahahahaha

Fuck the GNAA!!

Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by wdr1 · 2003-07-31 07:23 · Score: 5, Interesting

There may be more than one winner if there are several good entries! I have permission to select as many as 3 winners if there are many good entries!

How about a Slashdot poll to pick the 3rd shirt?

-Bill

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Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by gazoombo · 2003-07-31 07:26 · Score: 5, Funny

Yeah who doesnt need a cowboyneal shirt?

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Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by BadSpellar · 2003-07-31 07:28 · Score: 2, Interesting

It's probably in their best interest too... I mean, the readers are the customers. May as well be a design most of us like. I second this idea!
Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by cdrudge · 2003-07-31 07:30 · Score: 2, Interesting
- This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.
While a Slashdot t-shirt isn't exactly real important in the grand scheme of things, I'd say it's important enough to take their own advice and not use the poll feature.
Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by Black+Parrot · 2003-07-31 07:32 · Score: 5, Funny

> > There may be more than one winner if there are several good entries! I have permission to select as many as 3 winners if there are many good entries!

> How about a Slashdot poll to pick the 3rd shirt?

Actually, it's just going to be a repeat of the first shirt.

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Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by B3ryllium · 2003-07-31 07:34 · Score: 5, Funny

Actually, it's just going to be a repeat of the first shirt.
Except, with a typo or two more than the original.
Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by happycat64 · 2003-07-31 07:55 · Score: 4, Funny

Yeah who doesnt need a cowboyneal shirt?
Yea.. they make excellent bed spreads. :)
Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by Ian+Jefferies · 2003-07-31 08:16 · Score: 1

And the evil bit set...

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Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by B3ryllium · 2003-07-31 08:20 · Score: 1

chmod 6660?
Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by spokes · 2003-07-31 09:43 · Score: 1

You know, it's ironic... both parent and grandparent are dupes of jokes in the previous story.
Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by B3ryllium · 2003-07-31 10:07 · Score: 2, Funny

Those who don't click through to read hyperlinked history, are doomed to repeat it.
Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by Frank+of+Earth · 2003-07-31 10:42 · Score: 1

I would vote for:

- I didn't design a shirt you insensitive clod!

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Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by joke+explainer · 2003-07-31 15:34 · Score: 1

Yea.. they make excellent bed spreads. :)
Because he is so fat.

Maybe give a real price to the winners? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:24 · Score: -1, Flamebait

pffff... give away a real price for the winners, and I'll consider making a design that rocks...

offtopic by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:24 · Score: -1, Offtopic

...I will drink gasoline and piss on an open fire.

the anoymous coward states boldly.

Re:offtopic by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:46 · Score: -1

You don't read much at -1, do ya?
Oh, and First GOAT!

Yes, yes, I need this by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:24 · Score: 5, Funny

Every time I go out in public, nubile young women maul me and molest me, my penis is rubbed nearly raw from their attacks.

At least with a Slashdot shirt, I'll repel most of them.

Re:Yes, yes, I need this by eclectic4 · 2003-07-31 07:55 · Score: 5, Funny

"Most" of them? Pfffft.

You'll be able to actually see them bounce off some invisible force field ten feet away.

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Re:Yes, yes, I need this by innosent · 2003-07-31 09:45 · Score: 1

No, the blind ones will still be there.

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Re:Yes, yes, I need this by BadSpellar · 2003-07-31 11:12 · Score: 1

You'll be able to actually see them bounce off some invisible force field ten feet away.

I don't even need the t-shirt... I have a powerful Orb of Stench that surrounds my body, causing any life form that enters to heave uncontrollably. If I bought the t-shirt, it would be for the redundancy.
Re:Yes, yes, I need this by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 11:45 · Score: 0

Thats no something to be proud of, stinky.

How about by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:24 · Score: 5, Funny

CowboyNeal option: Gone, but not forgotten.

Re:How about by TopShelf · 2003-07-31 08:01 · Score: 2, Interesting

No, you need something eye-catching, that would grab the attention of passers-by and instantly give them a dose of what /. is all about:

Tub Girl on the front,
Goatse.cx on the back.

You could always do it in ASCII art, for an ascetic touch.

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Re:How about by TopShelf · 2003-07-31 08:06 · Score: 1

err... aesthetic, that is.

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Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:13 · Score: 0

err... aesthetic, that is.

No. In the case of goatse art, I believe the correct spelling is: ASS-thetic.
Re:How about by TopShelf · 2003-07-31 08:41 · Score: 1

I just hope you're not expecting a *rimshot* - ewwwww....

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Re:How about by andy1307 · 2003-07-31 10:10 · Score: 1

How about IBM lawyers rock.

My Entry by scumbucket · 2003-07-31 07:25 · Score: -1

I entered my t-shirt design several weeks ago. It was something like: /. = P.O.S. I think I'm going to win.

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So in other words... by goldspider · 2003-07-31 07:25 · Score: 5, Insightful

"We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner" ...they all suck? Is that how we are to interpret that?

Don't yell at/moderate me, I'm not the one who said it!

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to/too by glenstar · 2003-07-31 07:25 · Score: 5, Funny

we're to cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!

Should be: "We are too lazy to put the extra 'o' on 'to':

Re:to/too by arth1 · 2003-07-31 07:46 · Score: 0, Offtopic

we're to cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!

Should be: "We are too lazy to put the extra 'o' on 'to':

In that case, the next time we'll see:

We are to lazy too put the extra 'o' on 'to'
Re:to/too by Shamashmuddamiq · 2003-07-31 10:53 · Score: 1

... but we're not lazy enough to leave the second 'o' out of "lose" ???

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Re:to/too by zangdesign · 2003-07-31 13:22 · Score: 1

Goddamn, I wish I could hammer that into the heads of 3/4 of the /. audience. Call me neurotic about spelling, but jeebus, is it really that hard to learn to spell English?

I can almost forgive those whose native language is something other than English, but only almost. It is as insulting to see badly spelled English as it is for a person of the French persuasion to hear me speak French with my Texan accent.

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Re:to/too by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 13:31 · Score: 0

Shut up you looser.

Shirt Saying by Creepy+Crawler · 2003-07-31 07:26 · Score: 0, Offtopic

1: First Post?
2: +5 Flamebait
3: 'n a bucket of Cowboy ONeal
4: Goatse
5: FreeBSD Dies!
6: ???
7: PROFIT!
8: Picture of Steven King in car crash in Maine
9: Stupid 'laundry lists' like this :-)

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Re:Shirt Saying by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:52 · Score: 0

10. Kate Farber gives a great tour.

Dupe by bdigit · 2003-07-31 07:26 · Score: -1, Troll

This is a dupe! You already announced the contest stupid!

tshirt idea by donkiemaster · 2003-07-31 07:26 · Score: -1, Troll

FRONT: fuck bill gates and microsoft BACK: fuck them right in their stupid asses

How do you... by warpSpeed · 2003-07-31 07:28 · Score: 5, Funny

How do you pictographicaly represent a web server being crushed, by a bunch of nerds, with hot grits down thier pants, drooling over Natlie Portman, in SOVIET RUSSIA where the T-Shirt wears you?

And Where my CowboyNeil Option Damit?

Re:How do you... by Archfeld · 2003-07-31 07:32 · Score: 1

Not sure but if you come up with a way YOU'll be the LOCK :)

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Re:How do you... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:32 · Score: 0

easy: /.
Re:How do you... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:35 · Score: 0

that's Cowboyne a l foo!
Re:How do you... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:41 · Score: 0

well, separate the slashdot effect and the slashdot trolls into different shirts. i have aboslutely no idea how to represent the slashdot effect, though.

for the trolls t-shirt, make it a red shirt, with a picture of natalie portman eating hot grits, and flashing a big, toothy (and kind of kitschy) smile. give her a speech ballon that reads "In Soviet Russia...", and on the back, in enormous, hideous yellow block letters: "T-SHIRT WEARS YOU!", with the ussr flag's hammer, scythe, and star pattern on the left shoulder blade.

remember, this is the troll shirt, so it's supposed to look cheesy.
Re:How do you... by PowerBook2k · 2003-07-31 07:47 · Score: 1

Very carefully.
Re:How do you... by SlipJig · 2003-07-31 07:48 · Score: 1

Well, that would be a Beowulf cluster of web servers being crushed. Except that wouldn't be politically correct here on /. - Beowulf clusters are supposed to be invincible!

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Re:How do you... by cpeterso · 2003-07-31 08:28 · Score: 1

This is how you show the Slashdot Effect on a t-shirt: http://f.scarywater.net/postmortem/

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Re:How do you... by KingJoshi · 2003-07-31 08:39 · Score: 1

I can't believe you forgot... you insensitive clod!

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Re:How do you... by pizza_milkshake · 2003-07-31 09:28 · Score: 1

like this.
ok, i admit, the SOVIET RUSSIA part is harder than i thought ;)
Re:How do you... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 09:49 · Score: 1, Funny

How about a T-Shirt with onlt teh text:

"Imagine a Beowulf-cluster of these"
Re:How do you... by GigsVT · 2003-07-31 10:03 · Score: 1

We got that covered

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Re:How do you... by UltimateZer0 · 2003-08-01 09:40 · Score: 0

Your descriptive "cliche" is incomplete. It should read "How do you pictographicaly represent a web server being crushed by a beowulf cluster of nerds, with hot grits. . ."

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yeah by dmon · 2003-07-31 07:28 · Score: 5, Funny

Wet T-Shirt contest!

Oh wait, what's this slashdot thing?

Re:yeah by Jack+Comics · 2003-07-31 07:52 · Score: 5, Funny

Dear God, no! That would only reveal the large heaving man-breasts of largely overweight Slashdot readers. Even the Slashdot server would BSOD on that, just to replace the screen with something less vile.

Jack

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Re:yeah by llamalicious · 2003-07-31 08:36 · Score: 4, Funny

I am Jack's fear of meatloaf's heaving man-breasts.
Re:yeah by rbgaynor · 2003-07-31 08:40 · Score: 1

So perhaps this t-shirt design should come with a built-in manssiere?

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Re:yeah by dr_dank · 2003-07-31 08:41 · Score: 1

That would only reveal the large heaving man-breasts of largely overweight Slashdot readers. Even the Slashdot server would BSOD on that, just to replace the screen with something less vile.

I think a Goatse link is in order here...

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Re:yeah by MrEd · 2003-07-31 12:07 · Score: 1

Your heaving he-boobie honeys...

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Re:yeah by MrEd · 2003-07-31 12:15 · Score: 1

Even more he-boobies

courtesy of derf....

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Re:yeah by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 15:12 · Score: 0

I believe you mean a built-in "bro"

I know....I know.... by SkiddyRowe · 2003-07-31 07:28 · Score: 0

CowboyNeal designs my t-shirts...

I'm naked aren't I...yes...very nude... - So I Married an Axe Murderer

You want designers or lawyers? by Mayak · 2003-07-31 07:28 · Score: -1, Troll

I see Slashdot editors are too lazy to put up proper guidelines for 'design'. Instead they posted an EULA. It's this kind of tripe that makes me hope the shirt picked is a giant Goatse.cx image.

I'm truly sorry, but I have to do it... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:28 · Score: -1, Offtopic

In Soviet Russia, T-shirt designs you.

*ducks*

All I want Is a shirt that says by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:28 · Score: 4, Funny

"I got first post on Slashdot!" on the front, and "All I got was modded down and this lousy t-shirt" on the back.

Re:All I want Is a shirt that says by mandolin · 2003-07-31 10:39 · Score: 1

Not bad. Although I'd prefer something everybody can relate to.
Like, "I bought a /. t-shirt .. and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

Shirt Phrase by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:30 · Score: 1

How about

I hit 50 Karma and all I got was this inflated ego.
ASCII weightlifter on the back

Re:Shirt Phrase by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:34 · Score: 0

Don't you mean the 'goatse weightlifter'?

No! by slackingme · 2003-07-31 07:30 · Score: 2, Funny

My designed infringed on patent #910310: "A cloth (or otherwise) device which covers the torso and some length of the arms without requiring a staplegun."
Just a warning to other would-be t-shirt designers; there are alternatives, please use them!

Re:No! by Tablizer · 2003-07-31 07:52 · Score: 1

My designed infringed on patent #910310: "A cloth (or otherwise) device which covers the torso and some length of the arms without requiring a staplegun."

Well, I still have stapled shirts in my closet, so I guess I am safe. And my wife said I was a loon for keeping them.

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Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:03 · Score: 0

nice color btw..

I have a shirt like that! by goldspider · 2003-07-31 07:31 · Score: 4, Funny

Front: In Soviet Russia... (with classic hammer/sickle underneath)

Back: T-shirts Wear YOU!!

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Re:I have a shirt like that! by gazuga · 2003-07-31 07:42 · Score: 1

Heh heh, I was just in Prague, Czech Republic a couple of weeks ago and I got an awesome shirt kinda like that (no In Soviet Russia ref...)

Says "KGB" in large yellow and red letters (sickle and hammer make up the 'G'), and in smaller letters below "Still Watching You!?"

How could I resist buying a shirt like that?

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Re:I have a shirt like that! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:04 · Score: 0

Do you really have that shirt?

Is there a place where the rest of us can acquire one?
Re:I have a shirt like that! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:09 · Score: 0

'fraid not, my brother made it for me.
Re:I have a shirt like that! by sebi · 2003-07-31 08:21 · Score: 0, Flamebait

Says "KGB" in large yellow and red letters (sickle and hammer make up the 'G'), and in smaller letters below "Still Watching You!?"

How could I resist buying a shirt like that?

With a little thing we like to call taste.

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My shirt by el_gregorio · 2003-07-31 07:31 · Score: 1, Funny

BUCK GILL FATES

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Well ... by SuperDuG · 2003-07-31 07:31 · Score: 1

I gave away an idea before ... I'll do it again ... Front: "I may be an out of work computer science graduate" Back: "But I still read slashdot every hour!"

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Re:Well ... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:04 · Score: 0

Front: "I may be an employed computer science graduate" Back: "But I still read slashdot every hour!"

Open Source??? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:32 · Score: 0, Insightful

I love how the slashdot editors are so eager to push Open Source, Open Content, Open Whatever on people, but not on themselves.

Why not open source the winning design??? You could use some open content license for this.

Instead you'll be working for free for 'The Man'.

No Thanks.

Does the shirt say "we are facists?" by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:32 · Score: -1, Flamebait

It ought to. Slashdot's editors practice shady, sensationalistic journalism, and are into censoring posts that point that out.

Re:Does the shirt say "we are facists?" by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:57 · Score: 0

see?

The winner would be ... by GoofyBoy · 2003-07-31 07:33 · Score: 0

"I'm a nudist, you insensitive clod!"

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SUGGESTION FOR SLASHDOT T SHIT by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:34 · Score: -1, Troll

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Where's the time? by BWJones · 2003-07-31 07:35 · Score: 4, Funny

Jeez, we're supposed to find time to perform our jobs, read Slashdot, post to Slashdot and now we are supposed to design T-shirts? Some folks have to work for a living ya know. :-)

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Re:Where's the time? by djwavelength · 2003-07-31 10:04 · Score: 1

Tech people? Having work?

Really? You must live in India....

Something else you're too lazy to do.. by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:36 · Score: -1, Offtopic

(we're to cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!)

is hire a professional editor to deal with the crap you guys put out.

As Original as Software Patents by Lije+Baley · 2003-07-31 07:36 · Score: 2, Funny

1000+ submissions of:

I'm with CowboyNeal
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Shirt Idea by magsymp · 2003-07-31 07:37 · Score: 0

Just put this on the shirt: http://www.theonion.com/onion3929/infograph_3929.h tml

How about by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:37 · Score: -1, Offtopic

having a picture of Mr. Goatse on the T-shirt?

Suggestion by Coneasfast · 2003-07-31 07:37 · Score: 0

if you put 'news for nerds, stuff that matters' somewhere on it and wear it in public... wouldn't it feel weird?, i guess it's ok to wear at home though.... but i'd certainly wouldnt think highly of someone if i saw them wearing it and i didnt know about slashdot... (i think nobody likes to be considered a nerd/geek in the real world)

so a suggestion, maybe just having the word 'slashdot' alone is good idea, or change the slogan somehow... just my 2 cents

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US Only? by KingRamsis · 2003-07-31 07:39 · Score: 4, Interesting

well I was reading the fine print, and...
This Contest is for United States residents only.

well fine then have it your way.

Re:US Only? by Molina+the+Bofh · 2003-07-31 08:04 · Score: 1

Non-US residents could engineer a precise combination of colors that would create a chemichal reaction, thus making the T-Shirt become explosive. And, as we know, all terrorists are foreigners.

That's the reason that the rules say T-shirts should be "No more than 5 colors"; they're trying to minimize the risks by allowing fewer chemicals.

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Re:US Only? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 09:25 · Score: -1, Flamebait

haha, screw you guys.

USA WINS AGAIN!!!
go usa, go usa, go usa.

and don't let me catch any of you asshole canadiannes trying to pretend like you're americans. while i'm on the topic, don't you love how took over the word 'american' to mean 'united states citizen', to the exclusion of you retarded canadiannes (and the mexicans, too, but they don't count)?

GO TEAM RGB. victory is at hand.

weapons of mass destruction? we don't need no stinkin' weapons of mass destruction. we can take over your country any time we feel like it, and there's nothing you or your pussy u.n. can do to stop us.

also, FREE KOBE.
Re:US Only? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 10:58 · Score: 0

HOW IS THIS MODDED INTERESTING? The contest was posted a few weeks ago, and there was plenty of disclosure and discussion about this then.
Re:US Only? by puckhead · 2003-07-31 11:13 · Score: 1

I'll enter it for you. You pay for any shipping and taxes involved. laugh at someidiot dot com

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Re:US Only? by MadJo · 2003-07-31 22:47 · Score: 1

wouldn't that be "All foreigners are terrorists?"

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Re:US Only? by knubo · 2003-07-31 23:28 · Score: 1

It's because the artists submitting must make the motive look nice on XXL T-shirts :-)

Knubo

Might we beable to see the submissions? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:39 · Score: 0

I am not trying to make it so that the readers of slashdot try to select the winner, but I was wondering if it would be possible to see all the submitted t-shirt candidates at some point? How about after the contest is over?

Personally, I'd like to see what clever, warped, deranged, "sexy" t-shirt ideas /.ers have come up with, just for fun.

So, Taco, what do you say? Maybe you with your celebrity powers can get some hotties to model a few of them for us?

I'm speechless! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:40 · Score: -1, Troll

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(shit to avoid the lameness filter)
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Design by elrick_the_brave · 2003-07-31 07:40 · Score: 3, Funny

I participated in the Slasdot effect... ...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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Dumbass, do you even know what 'offtopic' means? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:41 · Score: -1, Troll

Certainly a troll, but hardly offtopic.

Dipshit.

International readers? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:42 · Score: 0

Slashdot is read all over the world. Why are non-american readers not allowed to join in?

Re:International readers? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:45 · Score: 0

Well, the simple answer is that you're more than likey just socialist faggot scum. Having said that, why *would* we want you designing our American-based web-log-with-comments logo T-shirt?

If you have a good retort, I'm more than open to hearing it.
Re:International readers? by geomon · 2003-07-31 07:53 · Score: 1, Troll

Because other countries don't matter to most Americans.

Unless an American company can outsource jobs to a foreign country, that is.

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Re:International readers? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:58 · Score: 0

HA, you silly americans make me laugh :)

Oh yeah...retort...: Because the 'we' that you so plainly refer to, the slashdot community, is indeed quite international. Call it infiltration if you wish :)
Re:International readers? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:12 · Score: 0

Are the T-Shirts going to be printed in Mexico?
Re:International readers? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:24 · Score: 0

No, actually, from the Thinkgeek T-Shirts I've purchased, I can see they print them mostly in Ecuador... or were those the hats?

If you need a printer... by Red+Rocket · 2003-07-31 07:42 · Score: 1

Check out Balzout.
And they're in NITRO, baby!

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cheap slave work by Molina+the+Bofh · 2003-07-31 07:43 · Score: 3, Insightful

Contests like these are the cheapest way to get (almost) free labor.

If they were to pay for a professional designer, they'd spend hundreds and get just a couple designs to choose from.

This way they get hundreds of designs for just a few buck to ThinkGeek and 3 t-shirst.

Wise they are.

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Re:cheap slave work by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:06 · Score: 0

Really? I must have totally missed that. Thanks for pointing it out.
Re:cheap slave work by MyHair · 2003-07-31 10:17 · Score: 1

Yeah, but you may also get a legal minefield: "where did that clip art come from again?"
Re:cheap slave work by Eightlines · 2003-08-01 01:54 · Score: 1

Unfortunately you also damage the Graphic Design industry by doing this. Its a good question though, "is a design contest being used to avoid having to pay for a design?" And what makes the contest valid?

Personally I'm sitting on the fence on this one. I have provided work to charity organizations and non-profits but as for a commercial organization where there is no real monetary reward for the piece I don't think its worth my time.

And does it undervalue the field as a whole?

There's some great arguments in the archives of both AIGA and RGD in thier messageboards if you are interested in more on the topic.

And the argument doesn't stop at Graphic Designers. Contests are held frequently for coding, and scripting. Should you be getting paid for your work?

What the braap? by Gizzmonic · 2003-07-31 07:44 · Score: 3, Interesting

"Residents of Vermont, Arizona, Tennessee and Puerto Rico are not eligible to participate in the Contest.

Why not?

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Re:What the braap? by botzi · 2003-07-31 07:54 · Score: 1

...you are from Vermont, aren't you?????

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Re:What the braap? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:12 · Score: 0

because slashdot hates dirty (hippies | mexicans | hicks).
Re:What the braap? by generic-man · 2003-07-31 08:14 · Score: 1

The only "computers" in Vermont have wooden cases and can be tapped to yield maple syrup.

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Re:What the braap? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:42 · Score: 1, Informative

Different state governments have different laws that apply to contests (which are usually grouped with lotteries and gambling). They often restrict what form prizes, entry requirements, or judging may take, or require registration with the state governments, fees, or prize bonds. That's why most contests you see have the "void where prohibited by law" tagline in the fine print.

Same with the "US only" restriction. Different national governments also have all sorts of different laws about contests.

Since it's difficult to keep everyone happy, it's often easier simply to restrict the contest from places with requirements you don't feel like trying to meet.

Save some money.. by nolife · 2003-07-31 07:44 · Score: 1

Why buy from TG when we all know in less then 6 months they are going to be onsale a "overstock" type clothing store with the tag cut.

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as someone suggested... by mirko · 2003-07-31 07:45 · Score: 0, Redundant

http://salbatar.free.fr/slashshirt.png

the suggestion got modded up here so this can neither be offtopic, nor flamebait ! :)

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HOWTO: Attract Girls with TShirts by GillBates0 · 2003-07-31 07:45 · Score: 2, Funny

I have heard from my friends' friends that chicks dig well-built, charismatic guys. But since that doesn't help most of us here, I did a bit of research: Apparently, girls also have a soft corner for guys who like babies!!

Now I know, babies suck BIG TIME....nothing like a whining baby to distract you while you're sitting at the computer reading /.. But girls needn't know that!! I would recommend a catchy phrase saying something like : "I love babies", or "I want to be a father" to attract females, who normally wouldn't step within 300 feet of you. Bold vertical stripes (purple or some such color), would also helpfully hide bulging beer bellies and give build a macho-escaped convict look.

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Re:HOWTO: Attract Girls with TShirts by mrogers · 2003-07-31 13:38 · Score: 1

Yeah, like I need to look any more like a rapist...

The ultimate shirt entry. by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:47 · Score: -1, Troll

Here it is:

/.

Where even fuckheads like Hemos and Taco can succeed.

Re:The ultimate shirt entry. by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:04 · Score: 0

Dude!
You ROCK! That's the coolest design ever. I'll take 2.

Slashshirt by geomon · 2003-07-31 07:49 · Score: 2, Interesting

Front:

Become 007 On The Internet
The Internet | Posted by CmdrTaco on Wednesday December 31, @09:20PM
from the large-scale-pests dept.
Another entertaining use of the internet is now available- a company is selling photographs taken from satellites of anywhere in the world. Resolution is 10sq/ft per pixel, and it costs a few hundred bucks a pixel, but it's only money, right?

The article also talks about using cel phones as a homing device. Crazy stuff. check out the story sent to us by Garrett

Back:

Last Chance for Slashdot T-Shirt Contest
Slashdot.org | Posted by CmdrTaco on Thursday July 31, @03:22PM
from the here-we-go-again dept.
This is your last chance to enter Slashdot's T-Shirt Design Contest that we announced a few weeks ago. The contest officially ends tomorrow. We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner. So if you've got what it takes to design a T-Shirt (we're too cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!) you can win store credit at ThinkGeek plus free shirts with your winning design on them! Here are the Official Rules. Read the original story for submission details.

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Re:Slashshirt by geomon · 2003-07-31 08:36 · Score: 2, Insightful

The moderator who rated this as offtopic obviously doesn't recognize the Front: design as the earliest recorded Slashdot article in the accessible database.

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Re:Slashshirt by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 09:00 · Score: 0

Maybe if you included a fucking date that would make sense you dumb fuck

I've got it... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:49 · Score: 4, Funny

I've got it...
here's the new t-shirt design:

Mod this up!
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i'll take it!

Re:I've got it... by Tablizer · 2003-07-31 07:55 · Score: 5, Funny

Is that the front or the back?

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Re:I've got it... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 10:09 · Score: 0

Folks, we have a winner!

A few ideas to get you going... by Cid+Highwind · 2003-07-31 07:52 · Score: 1

Black shirt design:

Front: The words "I designed this lousy T-shirt and all I got was $75 in pretend money" in slashdot green with a white outline

Back: All the official rules, in slashdot green 10 point Courier, with the paragraph "This Contest is for United States residents only. Residents of Vermont, Arizona, Tennessee and Puerto Rico are not eligible to participate in the Contest. Void in the U.S. Virgin Islands and U.S. military installations." In white 12-point Courier bold.

Alternate design: Black text on white shirt
1) Design new /. t-shirt
2) Assign and irrovokably transfer my work to Taco's lawyers
3) ???
4) PROFIT!!!1

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That's what you get... by TrollBridge · 2003-07-31 07:53 · Score: 5, Funny

"We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner."

Well that's what happens when you pay for grade-c hamburger and expect tenderloin steak.

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Geeky RIAA/Slashdot Shirt by thedogcow · 2003-07-31 07:55 · Score: 4, Funny

RIAA: "Show me your Subpoenas!"

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Re:Geeky RIAA/Slashdot Shirt by MyHair · 2003-07-31 10:21 · Score: 1

Or:

"Download NOW. Ask me how!"
Re:Geeky RIAA/Slashdot Shirt by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 10:38 · Score: 0

How about:

RIAA: "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Re:Geeky RIAA/Slashdot Shirt by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 19:45 · Score: 0

RIAA: "Show me your Subpoenas!"
Right here!
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There's an arrow on the back too, but I'll leave the caption over the reader's imagination.

Oh yeah? How about redundant?? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:56 · Score: 0

"the suggestion got modded up here so this can neither be offtopic, nor flamebait ! :)"

Moderators, do your worst!

T-Shirt Slogan by HedRat · 2003-07-31 07:56 · Score: 1

I am design-challenged, you insensitive clod.

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Serves dual purpose! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 07:57 · Score: 0

Because we all know the red-shirts always are the first to get offed when going on a landing party!

T-Shirt Contest... by Eric+Damron · 2003-07-31 08:01 · Score: 2, Insightful

The thought of a bunch of geeks in wet T-Shirts kind of turns my stomach...

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A Question... by Javaman97 · 2003-07-31 08:01 · Score: 5, Funny

Will the new Slashdot shirts have a 'Man Bra' sewn directly into the shirt? Or will that be extra? Just Curious :)

Re:A Question... by Mr.+No+Skills · 2003-07-31 08:03 · Score: 1

And which brand? The "Manzeire" or the "Bro"?

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Re:A Question... by Javaman97 · 2003-07-31 08:05 · Score: 1

Excellent Point! I see an entire marketing strategy here. This could be something big!
Re:A Question... by mrpuffypants · 2003-07-31 08:07 · Score: 1

Whoever modded the parent as "Insightful" clearly has some weight issues. I'll just go back to laughing at a clearly "Funny" post.

The winner! by teamhasnoi · 2003-07-31 08:04 · Score: -1, Troll

Yo mommas so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mommas so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, lets go bury it." Yo mommas so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies. Yo mommas so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mommas so ugly they didnt give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mommas so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mommas so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mommas so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mommas so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mommas so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mommas so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo mommas so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mommas so ugly that if ugly were bricks shed have her own projects. Yo mommas so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mommas so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo mommas so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mommas so ugly even Rice Krispies wont talk to her! Yo mommas so ugly Ted Dansen wouldnt date her! Yo mommas so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo mommas so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mommas so ugly the NHL banned her for life Yo mommas so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo mommas so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo mommas so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mommas so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo mommas so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo mommas so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mommas so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car. Yo mommas so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot. Yo mommas so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial. Yo mommas so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill. Yo mommas so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company. Yo mommas so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said "Hold the cheese." Yo mommas so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out. Yo mommas so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink. Yo mommas so stupid, she thought Thiland was a mens clothing store. Yo mommas so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws. Slashdot: It's +5 Interesting when you read at -1 Troll Yo mommas so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mommas so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble. Yo mommas so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done. Yo mommas so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. Yo mommas so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats. Yo mommas so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train. Yo mommas so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight. Yo mommas so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood. Yo mommas so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldnt read. Yo mommas so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Yo mommas so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. Yo mommas so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco. Yo mommas so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage. Yo mommas so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project. Yo mommas so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo mommas so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu. Yo mommas so stup

Clearly the only suitable t-shirt slogan... by heironymouscoward · 2003-07-31 08:04 · Score: 1

Imagine a beowulf cluster of me!

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Re:Clearly the only suitable t-shirt slogan... by Tingler · 2003-07-31 08:32 · Score: 1

IOU +1 funny
Re:Clearly the only suitable t-shirt slogan... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 10:04 · Score: 0

Or something like: I got your beowulf cluster right here, baby ____ | | | | | | _| |_ \ / \/

Damm Straight by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:04 · Score: 0

And their are actually people so dumb, they actually give money to this stupid site.

Re:Damm Straight by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:24 · Score: 0

You think that's stupid? There are actually people who this this site is stupid... yet still actually come here to read it every day. Bizarre!

MOD PARENT UP Re:That's what you get... by spoonyfork · 2003-07-31 08:05 · Score: -1, Offtopic

MOD PARENT UP

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mmmm by thorgil · 2003-07-31 08:06 · Score: 1

-2 Flamebait,-3 Whine,

I've made a really cool looking design, to bad I can't submit it. (EU citizen)

How about someone starting a "slashdot rejects" t-shirt competition.

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Re:mmmm by Tingler · 2003-07-31 08:28 · Score: 1

I'm a US citizen. Just email it to me & I'll submit it. We can split the $4 ThinkGeek credit.

Honest.

both meanings of cheap by siskbc · 2003-07-31 08:06 · Score: 1

Contests like these are the cheapest way to get (almost) free labor. If they were to pay for a professional designer, they'd spend hundreds and get just a couple designs to choose from. This way they get hundreds of designs for just a few buck to ThinkGeek and 3 t-shirst.

Yeah but you get what you pay for - ie, 200 shitty designs. Me personally, I vote for the GNAA t-shirt. Can't go wrong there, eh? ;)

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T-Shirt Desgin by RHS+Bomber · 2003-07-31 08:08 · Score: 5, Insightful

By submitting your Entry you hereby agree to the following terms: The Design will be deemed a "work made for hire", as that phrase is used in the United States copyright law, and all right, title and interest in and to the Design will vest automatically in Sponsor. To the extent the Design is not deemed to be a "work made for hire," You hereby assign, transfer and convey, and agree to further assign, transfer and convey, to Sponsor any and all your intellectual property rights in the Design.

Label me a Troll but this section of the Official Rules sounds like it was copied from a Record Contract. Doh!

Re:T-Shirt Desgin by IFF123 · 2003-07-31 08:40 · Score: 1

In Mother Russia, You own them patents....

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Re:T-Shirt Desgin by tmark · 2003-07-31 08:58 · Score: 1

I guess that in this case, information doesn't need to be free.
Re:T-Shirt Desgin by MyHair · 2003-07-31 10:24 · Score: 1

Well, that leaves out any GPL code on the t-shirt. Kinda like a cone without ice cream.

Rules pisstake by maroberts · 2003-07-31 08:12 · Score: 2

On the Front: The Competition Rules

On the Back: The lawyer got paid more for writing the rules than I did for designing this shirt!

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slash the fucking dot by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:17 · Score: 0

"Finally our lawyer demands that you read the Official Rules. Do it! "

Fuck you and your lawyer.

yea bring on the ladies!! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:19 · Score: 0

oh.. nevermind this is a diffrent kind of t-shirt contest.
screw that. see ya

Re:yea bring on the ladies!! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:22 · Score: 0

what ladies? the only female slashdoters ever know is their moms.

What about... by Cranst0n · 2003-07-31 08:21 · Score: 1

1) Have members design T-Shirt

2) Poll for Best 3

3) Market t-shirt

4) ??????

5) PROFIT

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I'll pay you one million dollars... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:22 · Score: 0

To sleep with your brother (oh, and to make me a shirt).

Yet another T-shit idea by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:24 · Score: 0

Front: R T F A
Back: Title: /. picture: Exploding server caption: Slashdot.org: News for Nerds, Stuff That Matters.

international competition by lbreier · 2003-07-31 08:25 · Score: 1

Why not an international t-shirt design competition? I know some brazilian girls that would love to take part on that. Me, for example.

profit? by Lord_Dweomer · 2003-07-31 08:25 · Score: 4, Interesting

Not to troll....but I'd really like to see a comparison of the total estimated value of the Think Geek credit + value of the tshirts that the winner would receive versus how much revenue/profit Slashdot generated from the sales of the winning tshirt design. Not that they'd ever post that kind of information to let us see how much we're being screwed or anything.....

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Re:profit? by el-spectre · 2003-07-31 08:41 · Score: 1

If you knowingly enter a contest with those rules, and accept them, you are not being screwed. It's a decision. you make. no one is forcing you. got it?

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Re:profit? by Lord_Dweomer · 2003-07-31 09:36 · Score: 1

" If you knowingly enter a contest with those rules, and accept them, you are not being screwed. It's a decision. you make. no one is forcing you. got it?"
If you know the rules and accept them, you are still being screwed out of the money they are making. Just because you KNOW you're getting screwed does not make you any less screwed. I'm not saying anyone is forcing me, I'm just saying that I'd like to see a little more transparency regarding these things on Slashdot. Got it?

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Re:profit? by el-spectre · 2003-07-31 09:50 · Score: 1

What then is your definition of screwed? Willingly entering a quasi-contract, and having to live up to the terms of it? I don't see how this is bad.

It seems to me that the slashdot folks make a good faith effort to make things very clear. I don't understand the problem. Why so belligerant?

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Re:profit? by Lord_Dweomer · 2003-07-31 10:02 · Score: 1

My definition of screwed is when a company such as the one that runs Slashdot gets next to free design skills that it uses to make tshirts which it then sells for a large chunk of money. The person who made the design would be entitled to a lot more normally if they were payed as a freelancer, but no, they just get a few credits at ThinkGeek which probably won't buy anything and a couple of the tshirts which they designed. I consider THAT being screwed. This isn't about whether or not you know the terms of the contract. This is morally a shitty thing to do. They make things very clear not as a good faith effort, but so they don't get sued, trust me, their lawyers don't have all of our best interests at heart.
And as to my belligerence, I only started getting belligerent because of the tone of your reply, which ended with a rude, and EXTREMELY unnecessary, "got it?".

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Re:profit? by Xerithane · 2003-07-31 10:24 · Score: 1

If you know the rules and accept them, you are still being screwed out of the money they are making. Just because you KNOW you're getting screwed does not make you any less screwed. I'm not saying anyone is forcing me, I'm just saying that I'd like to see a little more transparency regarding these things on Slashdot. Got it?

This is like claiming rape right in the middle of consentual sex.

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Re:profit? by el-spectre · 2003-07-31 10:33 · Score: 1

Many things in life are unnecessary. If you think that I, a total stranger, can _make_ you angry... well, you might want to reconsider that opinion. The victim mentality won't do a lot of good for you in life.

I was trying to make a point that you seemed to be missing rather badly. It seems that you get the point, but disagree with it. Such is your right. Cheers.

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Re:profit? by Elwood+P+Dowd · 2003-07-31 10:43 · Score: 1

Hahahaha.

This is VALinux, dude. They don't have profits.

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Re:profit? by Lord_Dweomer · 2003-07-31 14:26 · Score: 1

"This is like claiming rape right in the middle of consentual sex."
I don't know about other states but I know that in Texas and Illinois, if at any point during sex, the girl says to stop and the guy doesn't, its rape.

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Re:profit? by el-spectre · 2003-08-06 23:51 · Score: 1

Yeah, and in many states that is being made into a law currently... I am astonished that it wasn't already universal. I mean, it's a buzzkill, sure, but it only seems fair to stop, y'know?

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who cares by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:26 · Score: 0

This is your last chance

Whatever.

Next.

Wow by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:29 · Score: 0

Reading through the other story, I found this. Damn good.

Well? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:31 · Score: 0

Did you expect to collect a royalty? It's called a transfer of ownership in IP rights. Happens every day, whether you like it or not.

My sayings by teamhasnoi · 2003-07-31 08:32 · Score: 5, Funny

From the last time this was posted: Slashdot: +5 Troll (my fav)

Others:

Why Work? Slashdot!
Slashdot: Helping IT stay out of the way since 1997!
./ : Uhvoiding speel cheek liek teh plahge
Why thanks for asking! Yes! I have excellent karma!
No thanks. I get my crack from the Mods at Slashdot.
Slashdot, Nevada: Legalized Karma Whores since 1997!
Slashdot: The internet's WMD
/. : \/\/h3r3 73h 733t m337 70 b3 corrected.
Slashdot: It's not just for the bathroom anymore!
I got a story posted on Slashdot! But I'm still a virgin.
+5 Troll, -1 Insightful, and chock full o' nuts. /.
My mom says I have to clean the basement before I can post to Slashdot.
RIAA, SCO, MS, RFID! Read about the stuff you hate on Slashdot!
/. : Inciting kneejerk reactions since 1997.
I heard that Slashdot killed a server just for opening a Window!

and finally:

Slashdot - post your opinion, and we'll tell you why you're an idiot.

Re:My sayings by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 09:50 · Score: 0

These are all so fucking unfunny.
Re:My sayings by imipak · 2003-07-31 10:08 · Score: 1

sorry to break it to you, but those are truly awful. No, I haven't any better suggestions, I'm just calling it like I see it.
Re:My sayings by ghostlibrary · 2003-07-31 11:48 · Score: 1

How about: /. 1 million geeks can't be wrnog.

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Re:My sayings by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 14:47 · Score: 0

You relieve to submit those, you actually have to follow the rules for submitting them, right?

Next it is... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:33 · Score: 0

Design a condom and win $80 ThinkGeek dollars.

Winners get picked by my girfriend.

An extra note! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:39 · Score: 0

Desigeners: Ensure you make the logo nice and large... XL will be the smallest size demanded.

What?!?! by jo42 · 2003-07-31 08:43 · Score: 0, Troll

I thought this was the winning entry!

Slashdot Effect by UncleBiggims · 2003-07-31 08:46 · Score: 2, Funny

The best shirt would be completely blank. Everyone wants to see the cool design but they can't because the shirt itself has been /.ed.

Gah! by mbourgon · 2003-07-31 08:46 · Score: 1

My eyes!

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the winner by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:46 · Score: 0

To All Sys Admins,

Please add this to all /etc/hosts files:

127.0.0.1 slashdot.org

Thank you,
Management

Slashdot and dot by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:47 · Score: 0

"Meet slash dot and dot" | | | v ./.

T-Shirt Idea by Spacecase · 2003-07-31 08:53 · Score: 3, Funny

Slashdot: Where nerds do IT best.

Newhart by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 08:58 · Score: 0

"Hi, I'm Slash, this is my brother Dot and my other brother Dot." | | | v

Stuff by BlueLabel · 2003-07-31 09:00 · Score: 2, Funny

The Slashdot T-Shirt contest is only a prelude to the much more widely anticipated Slashdot _Wet_ T-Shirt Contest!

Mmmm ... geek boobs.

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Slashdot Gladiators by Solokron · 2003-07-31 09:04 · Score: 1

I still like my Slashdot Gladiator shirt. :)

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Slashdot Cruiser by JCMay · 2003-07-31 09:04 · Score: 1

I must have missed it-- who actually "won" the old Slashdot Cruiser contest?

Sure by VanillaCoke420 · 2003-07-31 09:12 · Score: 2, Interesting

But I live in the wrong country, so...

Might I suggest by way2trivial · 2003-07-31 09:13 · Score: 1

the back be labled thusly

Date of first +5 funny:____________

Date of first +5 insightful:_________

Date of first +5 interesting:_________

etc..

and issue cloth writing pens.. I know, the first time I got a +5, (funny), I almost ordered a custom shirt with the date & comment on it..
I was just that proud..

I told my co-workers, I told my family, I told my wife, they all gave me that 'slight amused stare' and not a one understood..

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design by VanillaCoke420 · 2003-07-31 09:22 · Score: 1

Draw a UFO on the T-shirt and with the text "Close encounter of the nerd kind"

Just a T-shirt? by Phoenix666 · 2003-07-31 09:23 · Score: 1

Hell, if this is News for Nerds, it oughta be a special t-shirt. Maybe it could come with a chip in the collar that emits the sound of a CPU fan, kinda the low woo-woo-woo sound we all know and love. How about smart nano-fibers that resist coffee, jelly donut, and mountain dew stains? How about luminescent threads that only spell something out in the dark?

Or my absolute dream: a shirt that uses the peltier effect to cool you down in the summer. That I'd buy.

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the back of the t-shirt by iamcadaver · 2003-07-31 09:26 · Score: 1

should be a picture of Cowboy Neal.

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OK, brainfart by mugnyte · 2003-07-31 09:30 · Score: 1

Mix and match:

Catch Phrases
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Modding opinions into answers for over 315360000 seconds.

Where plots to take over are hatched every day.

The only non-machine language I understand.

FIRST SHIRT! -5 Irrelevant

This world's largest geek collective.

Anonymous thought sharing.

Measuring mountains and molehills with precision.

Educate your geek.

Not your mother's home page.

Layouts
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Title Logo on front. Catchphrase below. All "topic logos" on back smaller.

Title Logo on front. Catchphrase on back.

Title Logo on front. Generic "slouching geek" (like olymipic event symbol) picture below. Catchphrase on back.

Will you make them big enough for this guy? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 10:04 · Score: 0, Funny

Will this gentleman be required to pay an extra dollar or two? Or is there an employee discount? :)

Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 10:09 · Score: 0

When you absolutely, positively, HAVE to crash every server in the room, accept no substitues.

Guaranteed to crash your home server, or your Karma back.

Flatlining servers since .

Catch the digital tidal wave.

Now available for wedding proposals and bar mitzvahs.

Need load testing? Ask Slashdot!

TSHIRT's JPEG... by jamie+grant · 2003-07-31 10:20 · Score: 1

I took a crack at it here: http://www.gnuarts.com/slashdot.jpg

Proved Uber-Geek Status by roe1352 · 2003-07-31 10:46 · Score: 1

Wow, now I can impress girls by proving my uber-geek status by wearing a Slashdot t-shirt!

Karma me bad... by Frank+of+Earth · 2003-07-31 10:49 · Score: 1

.. I have plenty to spare.

or

Front: /.
Back: .\

or

My other t-shirt sucks too.

or

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check it out by 517thSawtooth · 2003-07-31 11:26 · Score: 1

my design

Here's a few of them... by felonious · 2003-07-31 11:37 · Score: 1

Submissions

Click on the Slashdot folder to view them...

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Hey Ladies ! by trouser · 2003-07-31 11:38 · Score: 1

Didn't I already win this competition?
With my awesome t-shirt design.
Which you can check out right here.

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Teh winnar! by kobotronic · 2003-07-31 11:38 · Score: 1

http://www.kobotica.com/inline/taco-shirt.jpg

I'd like a statement from Taco explaining those contest [in]eligibility rules.

I like the one by Kickstart70 · 2003-07-31 12:05 · Score: 1

in my sig.

It would be nice... by sbszine · 2003-07-31 12:40 · Score: 1

... if we could see the submissions so far on the site somewhere.

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Dude...... by DaCool42 · 2003-07-31 13:11 · Score: 1

that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. And it's about on par for /.

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Whew! by buckinm · 2003-07-31 13:46 · Score: 1

For a minute I thought that said "Slashdot wet T-Shirt contest".

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Whats this? by richman555 · 2003-07-31 14:04 · Score: 1

Did I hear Slashdot is sponsoring a wet t-shirt contest? When will the pics be posted?

Why settle on one design... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · 2003-07-31 14:28 · Score: 1

If there are several good ones? Isn't the beauty of slashdot that there are is a diverse variety of stances on whatever topic is being discussed?

Personally, I'd probably buy a different slashdot t-shirt for each moderation type, depending on the mood I'm in... Insightful or Interesting or Informative when I go to political rallies, Funny when I'm kicking around the house, Flamebait or Troll when I'm feeling obnoxious... Overrated when I go out on a first date.

It only makes sense to do up a different design fore each moderation category.

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The perfect design... by lhpineapple · 2003-07-31 14:48 · Score: 1

for revenge on stupid people:

www.goatse.cx

I need to get laid... by BoneFlower · 2003-07-31 14:51 · Score: 1

I read the title as "Slashdot *wet* t-shirt contest"

I want an open source t-shirt by DavidBrown · 2003-07-31 15:18 · Score: 2, Funny

I want a t-shirt design released under the GPL.

Oh, wait. SCO will claim that the design belongs to them, or Apple will claim that it infringes on their look and feel.

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US Contestants Only by Anonymous Coward · 2003-07-31 15:54 · Score: 0

/. Should Be Upfront & Let People Know That This Is Not A Worldwide Competition In The Actual Post ... Not In The 'Fine Print'

Nice odds! by Sparr0 · 2003-07-31 17:01 · Score: 1

And just think... since "The odds of winning the Contest will be determined solely by the number of Entries submitted and deemed eligible for the Contest" (emphasis added) everyone has an equal chance of winning! Just submit a blank shirt and cross your fingers!

In Soviet Russia Dotslash! by rufusdufus · 2003-07-31 19:06 · Score: 1

In Soviet Russia Dot-slash!

Probably been done before, but: by MythMoth · 2003-07-31 20:14 · Score: 1

Slashdot
Slashdot

Dupe.

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You insensitive cold! by digitalmonkey2k1 · 2003-07-31 23:06 · Score: 1

Im in the Army and cannot take part...

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Cheap by MagPulse · 2003-08-01 01:18 · Score: 1

I can't believe there are all these comments and no one's said that Slashdot is making us do the work so they can make money. They could actually pay someone to do professional art work, but they're asking the unemployed masses to pour their creativity in to something that might make significant money for them.

And don't tell me $75 is anywhere near what they'll rake in. How about $1k or more.

Of course with the totalitarian mods here Rob will probably change my karma from excellent to -1000 now. Heck maybe this is the tenth post on this topic but they've all been deleted.

My thought... by anotherGuy214 · 2003-08-01 03:40 · Score: 1

I would simply put "/." on the front of the shirt and on the back in quotations "Imagine a Beowolf cluster of these shirts."

What!?!? by jo42 · 2003-08-01 05:04 · Score: 1

I thought this was the winning entry..!!

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