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There Is No Single Instant In Time

tekkieRich writes "Some interesting news from the world of physics. Supposedly, in this paper, the author answers some of the major paradoxes (achilles vs. the turtle and Zeno) concerning our understanding of time. 'Impressed with the work is Princeton physics great, and collaborator of both Albert Einstein and Richard Feynman, John Wheeler, who said he admired Lynds' "boldness," while noting that it had often been individuals Lynds' age that "had pushed the frontiers of physics forward in the past."'"

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  1. So when was this article posted??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There Is No Single Instant In Time

    Posted by timothy on Sunday August 03, @03:46AM
    from the all-is-flux dept.

  2. You insensitive clod! by MrLint · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been counting down the seconds until i die and this guy tells me were are no seconds?! geez i dont want to freaking live forever

    1. Re:You insensitive clod! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least now people can't complain about how long their partners last in bed since there is no good measurement.

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  3. new paradox ?? by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    A similar paradox, called the Dichotomy, stipulates that you can never reach your goal, as in order to get there, you must firstly travel half of the distance. But once you've done that, you must still traverse half the remaining distance, and half again, and so on. What's more, you can't even get started, as to travel a certain distance, you must firstly travel half of that distance, and so on.

    I always thought the reason you could never get started on the way to your goal was the 'trying to get a woman to go some place when you have been ready and waiting for ages' paradox

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    1. Re:new paradox ?? by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of a joke. Philosopher and engineer are in a bar when in walks a gorgeous woman. Engineer says, "I'm going to go talk to her. I resolve that i'm gonna [ you know what ] with her tonight." Philosopher says, "Actually, that's impossible. In order to touch her, you'll have to first cross to the point midway between the two of you. And then you'll have to get to the point midway from there. And so on. You can never actually reach her."

      And the engineer says, "I'll get close enough."

  4. time wasting on Slashdot by 56ker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh well - if there's no such thing as time I can spend as long on /. as I like. :)

  5. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ever seen a fark dupe?

    Also, fark posts stuff months before slash.
    yeah. game. point. match.

  6. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Edward+Scissorhands · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh, yeah, right, like we want our scientists to pay attention to philosophy. You know what would happen then, right? Scientists would realise that they actually know far less about the world than they realise and they'd all move to a cabin in the woods and write strange and impenetrable poetry instead of staying in the lab and coming up with useful theories which engineers can then use to create an even better dishwasher.

    Listen, bub, we need people to design our machines and technology can't improve without a better understanding of our physical world. I want my flying cars, damnit, and no stinkin' philosopher is going to expose the hard questions to vulnerable scientists and engineers to distract them from making my dishwasher!

  7. Re:Groundbreaking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Believe it or not, the whole paper-refereeing scene isn't that much different from the Slashdot moderation system.

    Has any referee ever sent a paper back and scrawled on it: "J00 f4gg0t! If I ever meet j00 I will kick your ass!"

  8. Re:LOL by corebreech · · Score: 1, Funny

    I accidentally hit the Post Anonymously button on this one.

    Any moderations should be made against this post.

    That is, if you can find the time to do so.

  9. You are mistaken, sir. by deathcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    This article was posted on fark sometime between 0.99999... and 1.0 weeks ago.

  10. A Better Dept. by neoguri · · Score: 2, Funny

    This should have been the: Why-Didn't-I-Think-Of-That-Dept. Doh!

  11. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    With this theory, I can now safely ignore my alarm clock tomorrow. In fact I won't set it at all. I will simply mathematically contract my working week to zero, and expand my weekend to 168 hours.

    I only hope my boss 'gets' the article.

  12. Re:Groundbreaking? by drmaxx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep, couldn't agree more. Lately I submitted a review paper and the reviewer commented 'that there was nothing new in the paper and that everything could be found in the literature'!

  13. Re:Academia is a pain in the ass. by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    my entire CS Masters was about a program design paradigm with highly esoteric underpinnings and very little mathematical substance - on the other hand it was well funded!

    I am on the college committee that controls your funding. I regret to inform you that based on your post I have decided to vote against renewing your project.

    Thank you for the information. Have a nice day.

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  14. zeno got halfway there but wouldnt ask directions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    typical man

  15. I don't care about the math. by reboot246 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My money is on Achilles.

  16. in ten years by SHEENmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    When it's discovered that the FOOBAR-300295 chip accidentally measures all speeds as 3E11, major advances will finally be made.

    Space ships will be able to go faster than light by *gasp* continuing to accelerate. We'll be able to speak with family members on Mars through a loop of particles moving faster than light, by dropping a packet on one end to be picked up on the other.

    You pitiful Earthlinks will also discover, by process of elimination, that the electron tastes like Grape-Aid.

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  17. Re:Black Holes in Russia by stonecypher · · Score: 3, Funny

    What, you can't infer the meaning of in Soviet Russia, Black Hole eats you! ?

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  18. I'd like to point out something..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What do you call a couple of PhD's who are both trying to screw in a lightbulb?

    Answer: A pair 'a docs.