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Microsoft to do for Usenet what it did for Email & The Web?

tjones2 writes "Seems like Microsoft isn't content with sad state of email these days. They now want to "make engaging with communities easier and friendlier". This means extending their reach into Usenet." Fortunately most of Usenet is such a cespool that really they can only make it better. And after cornering the market on email worms, imagine the benefits they can bring to NNTP!

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  1. usenet is ok the way it is by havaloc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you know where to look, and what you are looking for, usenet is ok. It kind of has that wild west, last frontier kind of charm.
    btw, if you hate having to decode stuff by hand with the various newsreaders, www.easynews.com is great for various binaries

    1. Re:usenet is ok the way it is by antiMStroll · · Score: 5, Informative
      Usenet is still one of the best computer support resources available and Google Groups has unearthed the solution to innumerable problems for me. Like Slashdot, be prepared to sift through a lot of misinformation to find your answer, but Usenet has the advantage of not having moderators push the wrong one up. Usenet's division into areas of interest also helps me discover new music constantly, and there are some real vibrant communities online. One good example is alt.binaries.pictures.aviation. The irony is that Microsoft deliberately chose not to support Usenet a decade ago. Decoding binaries in Windows has long been a trivial exercise with third party software such as Xnews, Agent99 or FreeAgent. Setting it up is usually no harder than typing 'news.mysip.com' in a config field. My guess is their desperation for any new growth area is leading them to revisit Usenet as a 'feature'.

      For those who haven't tried Usenet, don't believe the 'cesspool' hype. My ISP provides over 30,000 Usenet groups, most of which never see posts. Some groups are cesspools of viagra, porn and evidence eliminator spam, but 30,000 unmoderated Slashdots would be no different. Check out Fuckedcompany.com's online forums if you think cesspools are a Usenet-only phenomenum.

    2. Re:usenet is ok the way it is by cesspool · · Score: 5, Funny

      you keep saying 'cesspool' like its a bad thing ???

    3. Re:usenet is ok the way it is by FooBarWidget · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Are you kidding? The whole reason why everybody thinks the Linux community is full of elitist is because of usenet! IRC and usenet happen to be the last places with Linux elitists. And where do newbies go look for help? IRC and usenet.

    4. Re:usenet is ok the way it is by Publicus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From the rumors we've heard about Microsoft dumping tons of money into improving their search engine, and integrating it into the next version of Windows, I don't think the "Google has already done this" argument is going to slow them down.

      While Linux is probably Microsoft's number one threat in the business world, I would guess sites like Google (privately held) are close to the top of the list on the home front. There's a lot of power to be had if you can funnel millions of internet users through your search engine or portal. This is what Microsoft is trying to do.

      If they can clue the masses into Usenet in such a way that users think that they need Microsoft software in order to do Usenet, they'll control millions of people's access to Usenet, and to some degree Usenet itself.

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    5. Re:usenet is ok the way it is by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So what's wrong with some elitism. Internet mail, usenet and IRC all came from the UNIX world. They were developed by geeks for geeks. Linux has nothing to do with it. I was using them first on a VAX mainframe. It appears that it's Linux elitist because generally users with clue use Linux on their home machines. But having said that I know plenty of windows users who hate top posting, insufficient trimming of quotes and the like. This is because they started on line using DOS and such practices were highly inconvenient when using DOS too. The elitism comes from those who used the net in the early days and those who have got the AOL CD on the door mat. It's a lack of understanding which can be sorted with polite education.

      Why change usenet? It doesn't need changing. It works.

      Usenet is like a mass of pubs. Some pubs you like, others you don't. Some are the olde worlde pubs that sell real ale, others sell mass produced beer and you can buy chip butties, others are more like wine bars and others are where the lager louts hang out. If you don't like your local you go somewhere else, you don't try and change it.

      I am subscribed to several groups. We are all types of users, some newbies, some not. There are strict rules about the groups laid down in the group's charter. It's only twats who leap in without lurking for a while and who haven't read the charter who get stick. Usually they are helped politely first and it's only if they are beligerant do they get hassled. Most of the time the groups are nice happy families.

      You wouldn't go to a pub and leap in to conversations without testing the water. So why do it on line.

    6. Re:usenet is ok the way it is by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I strongly disagree with that. When I was first switching over from Windows to Linux, the answer to every problem I had came from usenet. If the answer didn't come up from searching in the various Linux groups, without exception I received very courtious replies trying to help me out. Often I'd have the answer within an hour or two of posting. I think it all depends on where you're asking, and how the question is put out there. I'm sure one could find a lot of elitist comunities out there, but with a little looking one can just as easily find very useful and polite groups.

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    7. Re:usenet is ok the way it is by quigonn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, Microsoft (and Bill Gates) _did_ use Usenet in the past: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=8642%40micros oft.UUCP&output=gplain. And Bill is posting from another guy's account. :-))

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  2. Most active news group? by bihoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm, what could be the news group with the most activity? Let's search for groups with the word "pictures" in them and I'll bet we find out.

    1. Re:Most active news group? by rde · · Score: 5, Funny

      The pictures are overrated, and don't contain nearly as much pr0n as you'd think. Once, over the space of a week, I downloaded all pictures sent to alt.binaries.pictures.eroica .

      I got nothing but pictures of bloody Beethoven.

  3. Argh! No! Not More Clippy! by SUPAMODEL · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I see you are browsing alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.hornyteens
    Would you like:
    * tissues
    * baby oil
    * a life
    * or me to fuck off
    ?

  4. Re:Great - more e-mail addresses for spammers by Teknogeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I seriously doubt that even Microsoft can make the USENET spam problem worse than it already is.

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  5. Me2-4Me! by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Funny


    Now, as a time-saving measure, right next to the "post reply" button, there will be a "Me Too" button, and a "Send me the link username@hotmail.com" button. :^)

    Ryan Fenton

  6. hands off by geoff+lane · · Score: 5, Interesting

    if usenet was supposed to be friendly it would have been designed that way :-)

    Seriously, usenet is supposed to be distributed and resiliant to poor communications and have no choke points that would slow operation. All of the MS ideas would seem to introduce complication, choke points and remove much of the resiliance.

    Hey Microsoft, what did you innovate today?

    1. Re:hands off by Spudley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      usenet is supposed to be distributed and resiliant to poor communications and have no choke points

      Then it's failed, because the indescribably poor communication commonly called "spam" has all but choked it.

      I haven't bothered with Usenet for several years simply because of the quantity of junk. Not to mention the quality :-(

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    2. Re:hands off by bluGill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I get about 50 spam messages a day in my email. I read several usenet groups, and see total of 5 a week on the busy weeks. Even then they are easy to weed out from the subject line, and rarely cross all groups.

      I'll agree that the quality varies, but then it does everywhere else too. Those opinioniated people are everywhere in real life. Once I see a thread dropping into something that doesn't interest me it is very easy to skip the rest of the thread. This isn't Spam, because it is individual people (often 10 or 20) with strong opinions in one thread. Ignore the thread and you ignore the entire conversation. Much easier than email.

  7. slrn technology to assist in navigating newsgroups by GammaTau · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1. Download and install slrn
    2. Make a "kill-file" with the following content:
      [*]
      Score: -10000
      X-Newsreader: Microsoft
    3. Enjoy amazing signal-to-noise ratio on your favorite newsgroups
  8. This sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Usenet is an open system that has been that way for years. We don't need microsoft going and adding their proprietary crap into usenet.

    Usenet is one thing that hasn't changed much in recent times. You can find anything on usenet. It was the first place you could find massive amounts of mp3s. The first place for full movies and cd images. There's more free porn on usenet then someone could even dream of sorting through.

    Usenet is many things to many people. Outside the binary areas there are some great discussions taking place and some excellent ideas constantly evolving.

    We don't need microsoft changing standards around and screwing things up.. Luckily most usenet servers are old unix boxes and so they won't be able to do much harm to nntp. This still scares me though that they may try..

  9. What can MS do to usenet? by jetmarc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, as a long time internet participant, I recall quite good what
    AOL did to usenet: Aquire a hord of "Me too" follow-up posters.
    Actually, a quick google-groups research shows that of the 32,000
    postings that contain "me too", a whopping 30,600 also contain the
    word "AOL".

    So I question - what can Microsoft do to usenet? I suspect, nothing
    nice. Probably their efforts result in even more MIME/HTML postings,
    with binaries attached in non-binary groups (probably something like
    "My Signature.exe"). And certainly a lot of proprietarily encapsulated
    text, such as .DOC rich text attached to an otherwise empty posting.

    On one hand, usenet is for everyone, including Microsoft users. On
    the other hand, I really hope that google-groups will filter them off
    so that usenet can stay the valuable source of accurate tech information
    that it is today.

    Marc

    1. Re:What can MS do to usenet? by jd142 · · Score: 4, Insightful



      correlation != causation. Maybe there are a lot of people saying that AOL users say "me too" a lot. Had this discussion taken place on usenet, we would have incremented the count by two, yet neither one of us are aol users. ;)

    2. Re:What can MS do to usenet? by joe_bruin · · Score: 4, Funny
      me too!

      i agree with the above post.


      -----Original Message-----
      From: jd142
      Sent: Sunday August 03, 08:24AM
      To: Slashdot (Discussion Groups)
      Cc:
      Subject: Re:What can MS do to usenet?

      correlation != causation. Maybe there are a lot of people saying that AOL users say "me too" a lot. Had this discussion taken place on usenet, we would have incremented the count by two, yet neither one of us are aol users. ;)
  10. Re:meh by sqlrob · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check the stats for NANAE (news.admin.net-abuse.email) that get regularly posted. More than half is OE.

  11. Re:Leave us alone please. by Go+Aptran · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Or perhaps they're trying trying to get an idea of how much and what type of pirated material is downloaded?

    They want to "discover" who uses newsgroups and how often they come back. Hmm...

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    "Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me."

  12. AAArrrgh!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is very bad news for Usenet. In the beginning, USEnet was a haven for people with the persistence and intelligence necessary to figure out how to use it, and it was good. Flamewars were minimal, people were respectful, and knowledge flowed freely. Then AOL, WebTV, and their ilk came along and lowered the barriers to entry. The quality of discussion went down, the quantity went up, and USEnet became a lot less USEful than it had been. I feel like that situation has improved slightly, at least in the text-only discussion groups. But if MS makes it possible for every dingbat melonhead with a modem to get on it, it's going to get much worse.

    I'm probably being elitist, but I like it when it takes a little effort and intelligence to be able to participate in a discussion. I know that the people on a newsgroup are at least slightly more advanced (usually) than their ICQ-going friends, and that better discussions will result.

    The other thing is that USEnet has (so far) been flying below the **AA's radar as far as file sharing and software IP ifringement go. If they all of a sudden turn their attention towards it, USEnet is easy prey for a takedown: the servers are centralized machines that are easily traceable to a company or individual, and most ISPs would probably just take theirs down rather than fight it out with the RIAA. Of course, the user uproar would be like nothing we've ever seen before, because USEnet's main use is not only non-infringing, it's incredibly valuable to a lot of technical types out there.

  13. once again, google leads the way by jd142 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Google already does this to a certain degree, although I don't know if their Activity ranking takes into account replies to topics or just number of messages or what.

    If you look at the Google Groups listings you'll see a rough measure of their activity as shown by a green bar. For example, if you look at the rec.arts.comics.* hierarchy you'll see rac.xbooks has no activity. And sure enough, if you go to that group you'll see 2 posts from 2003, 8 from 2002, and a handful of older ones. rac.european has an almost full bar and looking there shows 5-10 posts each month. The others have completely full bars showing lots of posts each day.

    Maybe Google should explain better how the Activity rating works; I didn't see a mention in the faq. Or perhaps show more detail than just the green bar.

  14. Re:Great - more e-mail addresses for spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    true, but I'm sure the boys at Redmond are up to the challenge

  15. Netscan by jhoffoss · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I think this actually looks like a useful tool. If you actually read the article, there is a link to MS' research site, where you can find Netscan, a proof of concept that just tracks MS' groups. Check it out here, it's actually fairly interesting. I saw another poster commenting on how this bogs down USENET. Not so, from what I understand.

    What would happen is you load all the posts into a database and perform analysis on that data. From there you draw conclusions on the pretext that, if there were a lot of replies and a lot of repeats last week on newsgroup X, then that should continue this week, so that might be a good one to go for info.

    Once they get the ball rolling on this though, I'd be willing to bet they try to "update" USENET as they become a major player there. Maybe that's just pessimism on my part though.

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  16. Re:Slightly Off-Topic: I'd be happy if... by Antithetical · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a good way to get those usenet responses back and keep your real email hidden, disposable addresses:

    Spam Gourmet

  17. Things that could improve the experience for me by mwadams · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1) Content-related query and aggregate presentation of feeds, rather than simple 'feed'->'group' organization
    2) Intelligent filtering based on my interests (e.g. the kinds of messages I have chosen to read before), not just a simple kill-file / watch mechanism
    3) Better integration of links and web content (the kind of thing you're seeing in Outlook 2003 / good RSS aggregators)
    4) Tools to help with the end-user integration of threaded news content into other apps (e.g. InfoPath-like tools)

    No reason any of these things couldn't be done (beyond the fact that two in particular would require the kind of R&D effort that currently goes in to spam filters - the first half of this sort of equation). Forms of 1, 3 and 4 are already available in Outlook 2003, only it doesn't integrate news feeds into the experience. Hence, I guess, MS stated intention to make news a first class citizen in this world.

  18. imminent death of usenet predicted by treat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every time someone predicted the death of usenet, the responses were "ha, again the imminent death of usenet is predicted". I think we can safely say that those complaining of the imminent death of usenet were proven right several years ago at the latest.

    It's a shame that there is no decent, centralized place on the net for intelligent discussion. It's one of the biggest losses to humanity in recent years.

  19. The Mozilla News Reader Needs An Update by perimorph · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well isn't this just wonderful! It's not enough that usenet is plauged with spam, now we can have pop-up ads there, too!

    Someone let me know when the Mozilla team gets them blocked -- God bless them, every one. :)

  20. Layers by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everything they're talking about there can be done locally at an NNTP server, at least as I read it, and won't affect the wider usenet. So it's more user-interface work and work on a server with a different set of design goals to the current NNTP servers.

    I'm all for it. You'll need a proxy server to protect the Exchange box running the MS-NNTP server from direct access by scary things like non-Lookout news readers of course. It sounds like an interesting idea though, and perhaps some of the better / more useful ideas might propagate to other NNTP software.

  21. They can make it worse, they do, they will. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Fortunately most of Usenet is such a cespool that really they can only make it better.

    OK, well I'm one of those old fogeys who actually care about Usenet. I've been using it for twenty years and I still think it's a great thing. Admittedly a lot of groups are losing their vibrancy and vitality, and spam is an increasing problem. But Usenet is still a great way for communities of people with common interests to foregather and hang out with one another, bounce ideas around, solve technical problems and exchange ideas, irrespective of geographical distance.

    Usenet, also, because of its primitiveness, is one of the parts of the network revolution which is most resistant to interference. It doesn't need the Internet; it can propagate happily over ad-hoc UUCP links on dialup lines. So even if the corporates come to control the Internet and dictate what we can do with it, even if governments put carnivore boxes on every router, Usenet is still ours and can still route around it.

    It has it's problems. It was conceived in a more innocent age. We do need a successor.

    But please, not Microsoft, the inventors of default top posting. This is one of the things which is making Usenet increasingly difficult to use. Microsoft do not have our interests at heart - only their own. If you want to see a new and better Usenet, look at projects like Usenet2.

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  22. Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    search for newsgroups containing "e":
    Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a0006'

    Overflow: 'CInt'

    /Static/default.asp, line 213


    Anyone using CInt for something like that is so utterly clueless that we'll have nothing to worry about.

  23. Re:meh by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I don't see this as having a major effect, most USENET users tend to run unix these days.
    Isn't that the whole idea, though? Microsoft--for better or for worse--wants to open Usenet to a more mainstream audience. Clearly, making it more user-friendly and filtering out the junk would have to be the first steps.

    Something tells me that Joe Averagecomputeruser will be fairly disappointed when he gets a taste of Usenet, but that's beside the point. As CmdrTaco noted in the original news post, Usenet is to a point that it can't really get much worse. Who knows? This might be one of those rare occasions when Microsoft is actually on to something.

    Then again, it will probably just end up being Usenet with pretty Outlook stationery.

    DecafJedi

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  24. Re:First AOLers... by mccalli · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I generally stick to the comp.* hierarchy...

    Yes, and Microsoft has already polluted that. Or probably diluted, I should say.

    There ought to be either a comp.sys.microsoft or perhaps a new sub-hierarchy comp.vendor.microsoft.*. Instead, you get all this top-level microsoft.* nonsense. And then, of course, every 'me too' sheep of a vendor follows suit, so there's now borland.*, symantec.*....ugh. You're computer or computer software vendors, you belong in the comp.* hierarchy, not at the top level.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  25. Microsoft's first foray into Usenet... by ktakki · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In August 1996, Microsoft made their internal microsoft.* hierarchy available to the world at large. Around that same time, they switched from INN v1.4 to a proprietary MS NNTP server.

    For the next few weeks, every post made to microsoft.* and select other groups was duplicated by msnews.microsoft.com and spewed back to the world because the proprietary MS server changed the Message-ID for every post. Message-IDs are supposed to be unique, so an altered ID was seen as a new post by servers peering with MS and thus were not treated as duplicates and dropped.

    Thousands and thousands of posts were duped and spewed by Microsoft's "innovative" server, both inside microsoft.* and out. The reaction among news admins ranged from mild chuckles at Microsoft's expense to blind rage and the use of cancelbots.

    So yeah, I'm looking forward to this. I could use a good laugh.

    k.

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  26. true already the case in "easy" groups. by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So I question - what can Microsoft do to usenet? I suspect, nothing nice. Probably their efforts result in even more MIME/HTML postings, with binaries attached in non-binary groups (probably something like "My Signature.exe"). And certainly a lot of proprietarily encapsulated text, such as .DOC rich text attached to an otherwise empty posting.

    Do I detect ^M in you text? ;)

    Yes, Microsoft provide few other alternatives for this rude kind of behavior. I see it in the "easy" groups like Yahooo groups I'm a member of. Microsoft users consitantly post crap in .DOC format instead of splitting out text and images, the same way they do email. It would be forgivable, but they make no effort even when told that others, including other Microsoft users with almost the same software, can not read the files they are trying to share. All of the Micrsoft defaults are to RUDE, word as an "editor" of email, email in "html" format or "rich text", it's really a challenge for the user to not be rude and once things are set they are very dificult to undo. Typical M$.

    Microsoft, by encouraging their users to venture into the "difficult" world of usenet, will force all of these things along.

    The answer it fix the user. Provide detailed instructions on how to undo M$'s rude defaults in a place where they can be pointed to. The M$ abusers will find themselves shunned and locked in a little M$ ghetto devoid of cluefull and polite people.

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  27. Re:Leave us alone please. by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who the hell visits usenet for news anymore?

    Actually I've found that as the signal/noise ratio on sites such as Slashdot have decreased with all of the AC posting and such, usenet groups such as comp.lang. have become much more useful because the signal to noise ratio has increased significantly. On usenet, questions are answered by folks who typically know the answer rather than the pure drivel and conjecture that we are seeing more on Slashdot.

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  28. Marc Smith's work is actually pretty cool by tadghin · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've been following it ever since he first did Netscan back at UCLA. In fact, I used Netscan to do the statistics for the Esther Dyson Release 1.0 issue on open source in 1998, projecting the relative size of open source communities by comparing their usenet footprint (as well as other stats, like size of conferences and mailing lists.)

    We had Marc do a presentation on what he's doing at the last O'Reilly Emerging Technologies Conference, and it was very well received. Marc's at Microsoft Research, and he's a guy slashdotters would all relate to if you actually knew him.

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  29. Re:meh by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Then again, it will probably just end up being Usenet with pretty Outlook stationery.
    Yeah, and only Outlook Express will be able to read any posts by others using Outlook Express.

    If this catches on, it will be worse than the yEnc problem.

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  30. Sounds like their ideas are OK, though by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If you know where to look, and what you are looking for, usenet is ok.

    Exactly: it's great, but only if you know where to look. Sounds as though Microsoft's ideas on this one are steps in the right direction. I'm a Usenet veteran, but still find it difficult to identify a group that's relevant to me when I first want to explore a new subject.

    For bonus marks, if they could just get people to understand that it's polite to read the FAQ before posting (and make the FAQ an obvious link somewhere) and that following local customs and keeping on-topic also go a long way, they'd be ahead of everyone else who currently offers Usenet access. A group with influence of Microsoft could do a lot to improve the signal/noise ratio on some newsgroups. Extending their reach into Usenet isn't necessarily a bad thing.

    Ill-informed editorial comments like Taco's don't help much, BTW. Most newsgroups actually are pretty good these days, as long as there's one where your interest is on-topic and you have decent filtering in your client to cut out the noise. I've found worthwhile groups on various technical subjects, all of my major hobbies, my local area and more. We can do without putting off people who might be genuinely interested in reading and/or contributing to such groups with juvenile statements like Taco's.

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    1. Re:Sounds like their ideas are OK, though by miu · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Most newsgroups actually are pretty good these days, as long as there's one where your interest is on-topic and you have decent filtering in your client to cut out the noise.

      Change 'most' to 'many' and I agree with you. The quality of discussion in a foucused news group is far higher than that in a mailing list or web log.

      So the problems to solve for users come down to: finding 'good' groups, finding 'good' articles, discovering 'friends', monitoring threads, and ignoring 'foes'.

      Those problems have been solved by a large number of newsreaders in the form of scorefiles, killfiles, and a group listing view that accepts wildcards. One problem is that normal human beings cannot use any of those features - because their naive newsreader does not support them or the interface is a windowized version of 'rn'. This is accidental complexity and is the sort of UI and standardization problem MS is good at solving. Another problem is that for the user to communicate their definition of "good" in a meaningful way is difficult. This is inherently complex; explaining what is "good" to a human being is difficult, much less a computer program.

      I wish them luck, but they had better fucking leave 'html' and 'rich text' out of their news reader - completely. As in: do not even make it an option that can be turned on for posting and don't render it for reading.

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  31. MS brings entertainment to Usenet... by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've always thought that Microsoft brought quite a bit of entertainment value to Usenet newsgroups. There's nothing like loading up alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.$YOUR_TASTE and seeing a post thusly:
    From: Jason Doe <jason@example.com>
    Subject: Writing In Sick

    Bob,

    I haven't been feeling well lately. I will probably be staying home today and perhaps tomorrow unless I feel better. Please tell Mark that I will be completing my assignments as soon as I get back to the office. I hope to be back Monday but it may be later than that before I'm feeling OK again.

    Thanks,

    Jason

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    Senior Programmer
    ABC Corporation, Inc.
    202-555-1212 Ext. 555
    jason@example.com
    Microsoft(TM), we combine your email and newsgroup program into one. To which porno newsgroup do you want to accidentally send your personal email today?
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  32. Don't forget the stupidity of their newsreader... by Dimensio · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft's Outlook-based newsreader has a means of auto-detecting UU-encoded postings. Unfortunately it is an incredibly stupid method that simply checks for the presence of the word "begin" at the start of a line, followed by two spaces, which can cause all kinds of problems. Rather than fix such a grevious and utterly stupid error, Microsoft has offered the workaround "tell people not to have non UU-encoded postings with that line in it".

    Brilliant. Also typical Microsoft. Tell the rest of the world to accomidate their stupidity.

  33. Re:Leave us alone please. by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 4, Informative

    USENET isn't worthwhile only to porn addicts, pirates, and geaks. Those of us in the social sciences use it quite often. There are some very good communities on USENET for discussions of international politics, economics issues, etc. USENET is also great for some entertainment. There are a lot of active groups with a great sense of community that meet to discuss hobbies like art collection, carpentry, or even train wrecks like the Anna Nicole show.

    In addition to BWJones' comments, USENET is often much more efficient than equivalent web-based forums. I don't have to deal with cookies, improperly formatted HTML, binary advertisements, etc. If the answer is there on USENET, I'll surely find it faster than if I were to navigate a website.