Perl 1.0?
James A. A. Joyce writes "The title says it all. There's a tiny blurb over at dev.perl.org.
Download Perl 1.0 here, for all of those nostalgics in the Slashdot audience! It's only 263KB, so why not give this piece of 1980s computing history a try?"
I submitted this story almost 20 years ago!
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
If you've actually *USED* Python, you'll find that it's a benefit, not a problem. Enforced readability through the language is good. You should stick to a coding style anyway when you're working on a large project with several people (something you may not have done if you've no significant commercial programming under your belt).
Having Python choose that style for you is a terrific readability benefit compared to something like Perl. It makes decyphering other people's Python code very very easy. It may not be exactly what you like - but I think it's a big win in the long run.
What will you complain about next? Having to use squiggly brackets in C? Having to press enter on the command line?
You forgot "the speed of Java."