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Frontal Assault Shows Impressive Assets

Posted by simoniker on from the carry-on-sniggering dept.

Thanks to InsertCredit for pointing out the freely downloadable PC game, Frontal Assault, which has been entered in the same Finnish Assembly demo-scene party games competition as the recently-covered Truck Dismount. Frontal Assault is a puzzle-action game where "The idea is to perform various moves on breasts. The move icons float [on] to the screen and you must make the move before the icon disappears." Moves you must replicate by on-screen bosom twirling, using the PC's mouse, include the 'bounce' and the 'helicopter' in this decidedly bizarre title, which has also been tested by the authors to work under Wine for Linux users.

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  1. Moves on Breasts by narratorDan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The idea is to perform various moves on breasts."

    Wow, thats not a typo.
    Bouncing boobs.

    NarratorDan

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  2. Hooookayyyy.... by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looks like someone needs to get himself a girlfriend...

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