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Real Announce Helix Grant Program, Player

Rob Lanphier writes "RealNetworks made two announcements at LinuxWorld this week: we will be giving out up to $75,000 by the end of the year for development of open source projects based on the Helix multimedia platform. Also, we just formally launched the Helix Player project, which is a project to build a GTK+ based user interface for Linux, Solaris, and other UNIXy operating systems. Press releases for the grant program here and player project here"

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  1. Open Source DRM: by Ieshan · · Score: 5, Funny


    options.c /*Please comment out this option if you want to disable DRM. Doing so *may* make you liable for copyright infringement!*/
    bool DRM_Enabled = True; /*Please comment out this option if you want to disable the automatic sending of personal information (shopping habits, social security number, recently visited pr0n sites) to RealNetworks. Doing so *may* disable use of this player!*/
    bool player_works = True

    etc.. etc..

  2. Ooooh... by sbszine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I port the bit of Realplayer that takes over your browser and can only be removed with holy water and a complete reinstall?

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    1. Re:Ooooh... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can I port the bit of Realplayer that takes over your browser and can only be removed with holy water and a complete reinstall?

      Please let me know when you do complete that port, so I can gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork covered with botulism and slather my wounds with salt and lemon juice!!

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  3. Re:$75K? by smash · · Score: 4, Funny
    So, they'll be paying the equivalent of the salary of a single developer for a year. And this is impressive, why?
    Hey.. don't knock it.

    Its half of their yearly revenue these days...

    smash.

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  4. This may just work! by incom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Programmers could be the bounty hunters of the future, coding and chasing down bugs for profit and adventure.

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    True genius is grasping a situation like a peice of fruit, and peircing it just right so that it drains dry.
  5. project to build a GTK+ based user interface for.. by Gherald · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux, Solaris, and other UNIXy operating systems.

    Why not just sum that up with "Derivatives of SCO IP" ?!?

    People these days...

  6. I've got something important to say about Real. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Real >>>buffering 34%>>> Player is some >>>buffering 46%>>> of the >>>buffering 54%>>> finest >>>buffering 60%>>> software I've ever >>>buffering 70%>>> come across.

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    1. Re:I've got something important to say about Real. by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>>buffering 34%>>> >>>buffering 46%>>> >>>buffering 54%>>> >>>buffering 60%>>> >>>buffering 70%>>> Would have made more sen
      >>>buffering 18%>>>...

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    2. Re:I've got something important to say about Real. by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2, Funny
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      main(c,r){for(r=32;r;) printf(++c>31?c=!r--,"\n":c<r?" ":~c&r?" `":" #");}
  7. ads.. ads.. ads. by fowlerserpent · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've always felt linux has been lacking massive quanities of advertisements.

  8. Re:Pffff... If only by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahem:

    Your account does not have the "Project Document - View" permission needed for you to access the page you requested in the distribution project (view your permissions). Either ask the project administrator for more permission, or log in using a different account.

    Just shoot me now.