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DefCon WiFi Shootout Winner Announced

devn2k writes "At the first annual WiFi Shootout at DefCon in Las Vegas, Adversarial Science Lab won the contest to shoot a wireless signal across the Nevada desert, with a distance of 35.2196 miles. The antenna was built from metal poles, window screen mesh, cardboard, duct tape, and aluminum foil! According to the official contest page, the antenna was designed the night before the contest, its component parts were purchased for $98 at Home Depot, and the next day it was built completely from scratch in the desert, on the side of the mountain, in the rain."

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  1. U S A, U S A, U S A... by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Funny

    the antenna was designed the night before the contest, its component parts were purchased for $98 at Home Depot, and the next day it was built completely from scratch in the desert, on the side of the mountain, in the rain.

    This, and watching the US team whip the Brits on Junkyard Wars, is the reason that I'm proud to be an American.

    I think I'm about to cry...

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  2. Desert? Rain? by SUPAMODEL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn, I guess for US$98 you *can* change the weather :).

  3. Re:Pretty Damn Impressive... by GreggBert · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah, but they don't tell you about the guy having to hold onto it with one hand while twirling a metal hool-a-hoop with the other hand and hoping up and down on one foot while wearing an aluminum foil beanie.

    Still pretty impressive though. I wonder what they could do about my crappy cable TV service if I have them a $150 home depot gift card ?

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  4. What no pringles can? by Prince_Ali · · Score: 2, Funny

    The antenna was built from metal poles, window screen mesh, cardboard, duct tape, and aluminum foil!
    I think I just felt Procter and Gambles stock dropping (I mean those things aren't good for eating; that's for sure.).

    1. Re:What no pringles can? by Timesprout · · Score: 1, Funny

      But they picked up agian when it was revealed that the receiver for this antenna signal was an array of 25,000 pringle cans

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  5. ... and by Quixote · · Score: 4, Funny
    the antenna was designed the night before the contest, its component parts were purchased for $98 at Home Depot, and the next day it was built completely from scratch in the desert, on the side of the mountain, in the rain...

    You forgot to add "...while walking uphill, in a blinding snowstorm..." followed by the obligatory "... and we liked it!".

  6. hah.. listen to this... by jkrise · · Score: 1, Funny

    I couldn't move a single bit of data between two WinXP Home systems sitting RIGHT NEXT to each other! The damn thing doesn't support netwroking...

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  7. Big desert by sosume · · Score: 2, Funny

    with a distance of 35.2196 miles

    That's one whopping distance! Isn't the radius of Earth about 40.000 km? Or did they point the antenna in the wrong direction?

  8. Pfff, been done before by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

    it was built completely from scratch in the desert, on the side of the mountain, in the rain.

    Why buy $98 worth of equipment at Home Depot and take the trouble of making tinfoil emitters when you can just dance to get rain in the desert?

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  9. Obligatory Python Joke by PakProtector · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody expects the Adversarial Science Lab! Our main construction material is Metal Poles!

    Metal poles and Window Screen Mesh!

    Two construction materials! Our Two Weapons are Metal Poles, Window Screen Mesh, and Cardboard!

    Our Three Main Construction Materials are Metal Poles, Window Screen Mesh, Cardboard! And Duct Tape!

    Among our CHIEF building materials are such diverse materials as Metal Poles, Window Screen Mesh, Cardboard, Duct Tape, and Aluminum Foil!


    Oh, bother. I'll come again.

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    1. Re:Obligatory Python Joke by B.C.+of+the+VRWC · · Score: 2, Funny

      And. . . an almost fanatical devotion to the PPPoE.

  10. Ummm what rain? by el-spectre · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was at defcon, and it was 9 million friggin' degrees all weekend (I have the sunburn to prove it).

    Unless of course they did it before I awoke at noon each day...

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    1. Re:Ummm what rain? by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      it was 9 million friggin' degrees all weekend

      Farrenheight or centigrade?

  11. Re:shape of the antenna by Timesprout · · Score: 0, Funny

    From this it should be pretty obvious that the pyramids were just early prototypes for pringle cans where someone got their scale units mixed up.

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  12. Bad luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    in the desert...in the rain.

    Now that's bad luck.

  13. Re:Pretty Damn Impressive... by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 2, Funny

    "but can YOU do it with bubble gum, a piece of thread and a muffin?"

    I'd need a small apple and a paperclip, otherwise the detonator wouldn't work properly.

  14. Re:photo of the antenna by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course it looks cool, there's a chick in the picture.

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  15. Re:shape of the antenna by fritter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Notice that the shape of the winning antenna is a pyramid? There are a lot of theories regarding electromagnetism and the pyramid shape, including a bunch on how the ancient egyptians figured out how to utilize these electromagnetic properties, which is (supposedly) why the pyramids were built that way.

    If you want to get kooky, it can also point to the extra terrestrial origins of ancient egyptian civilization.


    That makes perfect sense! The aliens, feeling like outsiders in this new place, built gigantic 802.11 antennas to download porn and MP3s from their home planet.

    If it wasn't for the unacceptably long ping times, they would still be with us today.

  16. Re:photo of the antenna by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    And of course she's posed in the antenna horn with her arms raised. No wonder they caught the signal over that distance!

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  17. Re:Pretty Damn Impressive... by femto · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Yeah, anyone can make a bomb with the proper chemicals, but can YOU do it with bubble gum, a piece of thread and a muffin? :)

    Easy!

    You eat the muffin, stick the bubble gum over your rear end and fart until you have a nice big bubble full of explosive gas. You then poke the bit of thread into the bubble to act as a fuse. Done and ready to light.

  18. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    NASA scientists make fun of Slashdot users for unit conversion errors...

  19. Re:Pretty Damn Impressive... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1, Funny

    +1 informative

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  20. Can't be true. by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duct tape and rain don't mix.

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  21. Re:shape of the antenna by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
    "That makes perfect sense! The aliens, feeling like outsiders in this new place, built gigantic 802.11 antennas to download porn and MP3s from their home planet. If it wasn't for the unacceptably long ping times, they would still be with us today."

    Naw, their version of the RIAA took care of that a LOOONG time ago. You think all the people being abducted here are random? Nope, they are interstellar music thieves in disguise.

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  22. Re:What about the FCC regs? by pclminion · · Score: 4, Funny
    The attitude at DefCon this year was pretty much "Fuck the FCC." There were so many WiFi networks (over 1000, when we were scanning), that the hopes of any FCC official having the slightest chance of locating the one guy who was using an illegally high power were pretty much zero.

    People (ahem) were flashing the firmware on their Senao cards to enable them to go up to 249 milliwatt. The entire area was bathed in 801.11 frequencies. Shit, I felt my hair stand up.

    It was funny to see a thousand black-clad geeks waving their WiFi antennas in the air, trying to get a signal. If you didn't know better you would have thought it was some kind of dildo festival.

  23. Re:35.2196 miles = 56.7 km by schussat · · Score: 2, Funny
    Still trying to figure out how to get 'net access to my cottage. How much would it cost to get a wireless signal to travel about 200km?

    Well, if you do it like these guys, it costs $98, plus 170 miles of wiring.

    -schussat

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  24. Could've been legal by KC7YRN · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some of the WiFi channels are within the amateur radio allocation, governed by Part 97. They could have run a powerful tight beam legally by complying with the rules for the amateur radio service.

    If both ends were run by someone with a ham radio license, and if they used channel 1, and if they didn't attempt communication with the general public, and if they didn't use obscene or indecent language, and if they turned off encryption, and if they didn't forward data for third parties from other countries that don't have third-party traffic agreements with the US, and if they identified transmissions with their callsigns every 10 minutes and at the end of each transmission, and if they didn't transact any business or communicate on behalf of an employer, then it could have been legal.

    Simple, really :-)

  25. Re:I wonder.... by wolrahnaes · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sounds like a lot of sterile geeks in the desert now."

    As if they were getting any to begin with.....

    Sorry..it had to be said...;)

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