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Space Wedding Successful
The Llama King writes "Love transcends all, including gravity, the atmosphere and orbital altitudes. According to this story at the Houston Chronicle, "Yuri Malenchenko didn't let the fact that he's living aboard the international space station stop him from marrying his bride, Ekaterina Dmitriev." The bride was at Johnson Space Center near Houston, while the groom circled 240 miles above her. The honeymoon will have to wait."
Get back to me when the couple is in space together. And post videos.
The unofficial
I'm sorry, but Successful!?
How the hell would it be unsuccessful - are there technical issues related to communicating vows over a radio link or something... although how did they sign the register?
And consummation, well, you don't want any problems on re-entry I guess - fly me to the moon baby!
What, were you expecting a crash or something to interrupt the wedding?
Weddings are almost always successful. On the other hand, living with shackles for the rest of your life... =P
don't both parties have to sign the marriage register and get it witnessed together for a marriage to be valid?
As a married man I can guarantee him that after about a year he'll be begging to be allowed back on spacestation.... alone.
Thats just funny...oh wait,ummm. This could be my only chance to marry a supermodel.
I'm moving to Texas!!!!
I can say that 240 miles away from the wife is about as good a honeymoon as you can get.
It has been 15 minutes since a story about love & marriage appeared on Slashdot, and no one has been modded "Insightful" or "Informative" yet.
The unofficial
I too have received offers to get hitched with a hot russian woman from a long distance!
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
...seem to have no problem launching boy-band members into space if they have the coin.
You're assuming they planned to bring him back down.
Simple. Just open the airlock. They're fucked.
They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
Get ready for John Gray's next book.
Cause noone can hear you scream.
They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
Proxies are allowed, to
In that case I'll use anonymizer. Should make the wedding interesting.
Are you positive it would be the first space screwing? We've been sending people up of both sexes, the cameras don't cover EVERY part of the ship and you have to imagine the novelity of it all would have a lot of appeal for either sex.
I know it would be one of the *first* things I'd want to try in space.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
He said the ceremony was totally lacking in atmosphere.
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