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Space Wedding Successful

The Llama King writes "Love transcends all, including gravity, the atmosphere and orbital altitudes. According to this story at the Houston Chronicle, "Yuri Malenchenko didn't let the fact that he's living aboard the international space station stop him from marrying his bride, Ekaterina Dmitriev." The bride was at Johnson Space Center near Houston, while the groom circled 240 miles above her. The honeymoon will have to wait."

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  1. Aww shucks by Gherald · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get back to me when the couple is in space together. And post videos.

  2. The wedding is the easy part... by vudufixit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Making a marriage work till death
    do you part - now *that's* a challenge.

  3. Successful!!!?!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sorry, but Successful!?

    How the hell would it be unsuccessful - are there technical issues related to communicating vows over a radio link or something... although how did they sign the register?

    And consummation, well, you don't want any problems on re-entry I guess - fly me to the moon baby!

  4. Successful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    What, were you expecting a crash or something to interrupt the wedding?

    Weddings are almost always successful. On the other hand, living with shackles for the rest of your life... =P

  5. would they be legally married? by m.lemur · · Score: 4, Funny

    don't both parties have to sign the marriage register and get it witnessed together for a marriage to be valid?

    As a married man I can guarantee him that after about a year he'll be begging to be allowed back on spacestation.... alone.

    1. Re:would they be legally married? by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      yes. it's just like on a boat - the captain can marry you legally and the register is signed on land at a later date.

  6. Silly Texans by Jason_says · · Score: 5, Funny
    Texas law allows weddings in which one of the parties is not present.


    Thats just funny...oh wait,ummm. This could be my only chance to marry a supermodel.


    I'm moving to Texas!!!! ....I hope I don't get the chair for this.

  7. Interesting... by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it interesting that the Russian Space Agency objected to this because they thought he was showboating and it would be an unappropriate, yet seem to have no problem launching boy-band members into space if they have the coin.

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    1. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...seem to have no problem launching boy-band members into space if they have the coin.

      You're assuming they planned to bring him back down.

  8. As someone who's been married for a while by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can say that 240 miles away from the wife is about as good a honeymoon as you can get.

  9. Who would have thought by Gherald · · Score: 5, Funny

    It has been 15 minutes since a story about love & marriage appeared on Slashdot, and no one has been modded "Insightful" or "Informative" yet.

  10. I feel like a cosmonaut! by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I too have received offers to get hitched with a hot russian woman from a long distance!

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  11. Marriages w/ a non-present party by kaltkalt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Many states allow this. The primary purpose is so people in the military who have been called to duty can marry their significant other left back at home ("Gee, I might get killed over here and never see you again... I want to get married now just in case I never get the chance to see you again....") So a serviceman over in Iraq can marry his girlfriend who is still here in the states. Proxies are allowed, too.

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    1. Re:Marriages w/ a non-present party by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

      Proxies are allowed, to

      In that case I'll use anonymizer. Should make the wedding interesting.

    2. Re:Marriages w/ a non-present party by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Informative
      ("Gee, I might get killed over here and never see you again... I want to get married now just in case I never get the chance to see you again....")
      Actually, there are much more important reasons: Marriage grants automatic reciprocal "powers of attorney" type rights which gives the spouse at home legal rights to handle legal details for the soldier, plus it makes the new spouse eligible for benefits should something bad happen to the soldier.

      If I remember correctly, the soldier also gets a raise in pay.

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  12. Re:Rats. by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny
    2) First space fucking

    Simple. Just open the airlock. They're fucked.

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  13. Men are from ISS, women are from earth by EqualSlash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get ready for John Gray's next book.

  14. Marriage in Space by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cause noone can hear you scream.

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  15. Re:Rats. by thynk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you positive it would be the first space screwing? We've been sending people up of both sexes, the cameras don't cover EVERY part of the ship and you have to imagine the novelity of it all would have a lot of appeal for either sex.

    I know it would be one of the *first* things I'd want to try in space.

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  16. My buddy was in the groom's party... by Beatlebum · · Score: 5, Funny

    He said the ceremony was totally lacking in atmosphere.

  17. correct link here. by DRWHOISME · · Score: 5, Informative
  18. Re:The Absent Minded Groom by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Texas law allows weddings in which one of the parties is not present. "

    Physically absent obviously works, but how about mentally absent?

    George and Laura Bush were wed in Texas. Draw your own conclusions.
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