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Space Wedding Successful
The Llama King writes "Love transcends all, including gravity, the atmosphere and orbital altitudes. According to this story at the Houston Chronicle, "Yuri Malenchenko didn't let the fact that he's living aboard the international space station stop him from marrying his bride, Ekaterina Dmitriev." The bride was at Johnson Space Center near Houston, while the groom circled 240 miles above her. The honeymoon will have to wait."
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One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Google community when IDC confirmed that Google market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all web searches. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Google has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Google is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by Yahoo's failure to renew its exclusive deal with Google.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Google's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Google faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Google because Google is dying. Things are looking very bad for Google. As many of us are already aware, Google continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Google search is the most endangered of them all, having lost most of its core affiliates. The sudden and unpleasant departures of Yahoo and AOL only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Google is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Google.com founder Sergey Brin states that there are 7000 users of Google. How many users of Verity are there? Let's see. The number of Google versus Verity posts on USENET is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Verity users. AskJeeves posts on USENET are about half of the volume of Verity posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Inktomi. A recent article put Teoma at about 80 percent of the search engine market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Google users. This is consistent with the number of Google USENET posts.
Due to the troubles of Google News, abysmal sales and so on, Google is going out of business and will probably be taken over by idealab! who operate another troubled search engine. Now Inktomi is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Google has steadily declined in market share. Google is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Google is to survive at all it will be among search engine dilettante dabblers. Google continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical p
I just heard some sad news on TV - Famous whore and slut Kathleen Fent was found dead in her Michigan home this morning. There weren't any more details, other than the theory that she choked on CmdrTaco's one-and-only pubic hair. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her teethy blowjobs, there's no denying her contributions to our cocks. Truly an American icon.
I come here to forget about how horribly lonely I feel...
I hate to say it, but you're coming to the wrong place. Go somewhere where you're not behind a computer screen. Someplace where there are flesh and blood people. Take classes, go to the gym, join an interest group, volunteer... anything, really.
As interesting as Slashdot can be, it's no sunstitute for human contact.
Apparently even Taco finally realized what a horror it is to wake up to her mug every day.
Reports are that Taco is now banging some stolen infant named "Marticock".
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- Sorry about this by Michael (Score:4)
Tuesday Jul 08, @03:02AM
185 replies beneath your current threshold.Who wants to fuck the Honeymoon Gloom,
the Honeymoon Gloom
the Honeymoon Gloom
Who wants to fuck the Honeymoon Gloom,
and stick your tongue in his bowels.
I got a new life you would hardly recognize me
I'm so glad
How can a person like me care for you?
Why do I bother
When you're not the one for me
ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh, is enough enough
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
to get into the light where you belong
But where do you belong?
Under the pale moon
for so many years I wondered who you are
How can a person like you bring me joy?
Under the pale moon
where I see a lot of stars
ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh, is enough enough
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
to get into the light where you belong
But where do you belong?
I saw the sign and it opened up my mind
and I am happy now living without you
I've left you, oh oh oh
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
to get into the light where you belong
I saw the sign
I saw the sign
and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign