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Space Wedding Successful
The Llama King writes "Love transcends all, including gravity, the atmosphere and orbital altitudes. According to this story at the Houston Chronicle, "Yuri Malenchenko didn't let the fact that he's living aboard the international space station stop him from marrying his bride, Ekaterina Dmitriev." The bride was at Johnson Space Center near Houston, while the groom circled 240 miles above her. The honeymoon will have to wait."
I wonder how they deal with jism squirts in microgravity - cause that's the most this guy is going to get till he hits ground. Does it foul the filters?
HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
She has nice, pipe-fitter lips. No disrespect, but trust me, my boy. There's two things I'm good at. That's pulling dents, and spottin' good blow jobs. And that sweetie has world-class blow job lips. Am I right, skipper?
Why don't you two get in touch and have some great buttsex?
Where can homosexual negroes go to find other homosexual negores?
It's a good thing we got this news of a Russian nerd marrying someone 230 miles away, while trapped in a small aluminium box. There's hope for the nerds trapped in their parents basement yet!
Again, I have not yet found my password. Therefore, I post AC. please do not mod me up. Mod me down if you feel it is necessary.
Making a marriage work till death do you part is not difficult at all, in my opinion. You must find what you really want. Too many people choose to marry people they *think* they want, with no regard for what they really *do* want.
Worse still, they choose to fornicate, causing huge amounts of suffering and angst for many people, because they choose to let their libido control them, rather than allow themselves to control their libido. It really is a sad state of affairs, when we live in a society that believes that a 23 year old male at the age of 24 with no children must be gay or worse (i.e., pedophiliac) simply because he chooses abstinence.
To alter a quote I saw long ago from another slashdotter:
We choose to slaughter many of our own babies before they were born, simply to enjoy the transient pleasure of fucking a stranger.
And to think: If you could get a firm grip on your sexual appetite and learn to control it, you would reduce the "risk" of teenage pregnancies by one horny guy. Now, imagine what a world we would live in if *everybody* would choose such a course of action.
Obviously, it will not happen. Some people simply refuse to be the masters of their sexual appetites. Actually, it seems as though *most* people refuse to make that choice. You a virgin? Prepare to be mercilessly mocked by your peers for your lack of sexual attraction, rather than praised for your control of your own sex drive.
Now, mod me down, if you must. I expect it. I happen to have a lot of unpopular opinions. It matters not how well I state them, the simple fact is that you *probably* do not agree with them. I can understand that slashdotters do not mod down comments because they are poorly worded, argued, or otherwise deficient.
Slashdotters mod down dissenters. That's the way the system works. I understand that. And I don't expect any special treatment after telling you what your modding faults are (and while I know you know that I'm right, I also know that you have no intention of modding me up; ah well, perhaps it is a good thing that I have yet to find my password).