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A Real Living With Virtual Goods

RussHart writes "The BBC is reporting on a Julian Dibbell who has quit his day job to sell items from Ultima Online in the real world, hopefully making a living on which to support his wife & daughter."

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  1. Greatest fear? by jtnishi · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Mr Dibbell greatest fear is that he falls prey to real cyber criminals who pillage his Ultima items or steals the cash from his PayPal account. "

    ...instead of being afraid that officials'll crackdown on this and kill his livelihood?

    1. Re:Greatest fear? by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 4, Funny
      Dibbell has more to fear from the IRS. What if they get wise to his little scheme and demand income tax?
      I'd hope that someone doing this on such a high-profile level would report the income. The Beeb article even quipped that "in April 2004, he will declare to the US Internal Revenue Service that his main source of income is the sale of imaginary goods."

      BTW, I recognize you from boards.uo.com (though I haven't really been there since they delegated the boards to Stratics). Nice to see a familiar name from my UO days :)

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  2. Virtual goods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back in the 90's, quite a few people that visit Slashdot made a good living on virtual services. Ahh, venture capital.

  3. Are... by BladeMelbourne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are his wife and daughter in the real world too, or are they virtual items? I have been thinking about purchasing a wife to auger my girl friend.

    1. Re:Are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sweet Jesus. Tell me you meant augment.

    2. Re:Are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too late. I already augered your girlfriend.

  4. Best Typo Ever, I hope by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have been thinking about purchasing a wife to auger my girl friend.

    You now owe me a new Dr. Pepper, preferrably not dispensed through my nose.

  5. Capitalizing on others misfortune by CausticWindow · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the American dream!

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    1. Re:Capitalizing on others misfortune by CGP314 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's the American reality :(

  6. Re:Pillaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Too bad you haven't stealed a dictionary lately.

  7. I do it the other way around by TCM · · Score: 2, Funny

    no real-life but real goods.

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  8. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So did you. The prase is "Don't quit your day job."

  9. In other news.... by monoqlith · · Score: 5, Funny

    BIA(Brittanian Industrial Average) plummeted today. Analysts cited over-valuation as a major cause of the sudden drop in virtual commodity prices. "Virtual Futures just aren't performing as well as most E-bay traders had hoped." ........ President Bush's invasion of Brittania for 'virtual weapons of virtual mass destruction' without UVN consent also seems to have contributed to the poor market conditions....... Two virtual traders jumped out their windows in response to the market's downward plunge, but only managed to break their ankles. "He must have thought he was in a skyscraper. Good thing he was only in our living room!"

  10. You could call this social criticism by panurge · · Score: 4, Funny
    What are the established churches but ways of making real money out of virtual worlds? The clergy get paid for exploring, reporting on, and handling virtual goods in, a spiritual realm that is actually invisible and whose existence is unproven. At least with online games, the players can experience the virtual environment.

    I guess you could say the same thing about much of commercial law, the stock market,and insurance. And there is more money in all these things than in being a real producer or creator.

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    1. Re:You could call this social criticism by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 2, Funny
      The clergy get paid for exploring, reporting on, and handling virtual goods
      Are you saying that boys don't really exist?
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    2. Re:You could call this social criticism by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      And at least this income can be taxed. Appraise the Lord!!! Tax the churches!!!

  11. Nothing new by stere0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO is trying to do that too.

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    1. Re:Nothing new by 5prite · · Score: 2, Funny

      the upcoming slashdot headline: A Real Living With Virtual FUD and Stupid Licenses

  12. Re:I played, I sold, I quit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to see that on a resume'.

    1996-2000 Senior account market manager, United Records Limited.

    2000-2003 stock market day trader.

    2003-2005 Role playing games account/item discount broker.

    With all that experiance at that, you either qualify as a strategy book writer, or a 7-11 store clerk.

  13. Re:What a crap job! by Channard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I feel sorry for his kid... come Christmas it'll be 'Guess what Santa's bought you - it's an IOU for a +4 Silver Sword of Burning!'

  14. Re:What a crap job! by LoztInSpace · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah - and the traditional christmas meal of +5 fries-with-that of Arse Widening. (Arse Widening in the fat sense - not the goatsex sense!)

  15. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So did you. The word 'prase' [sic] is spelled phrase.

  16. Re:Problem with it is ... by Daengbo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I forgot to mention that this closely parallels my own dream: to quit my full time job to sell porn all day. What did you say? No, I an not sick.

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    1. Re:slashdot account for sale! by gatzke · · Score: 2, Funny

      You guys are > 3000. Bah!

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  18. SCO by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr Dibbell would have no doubt that a crime had been committed but he realises that he might have a hard time convincing the police to investigate the theft of goods that have a tangible value but negligible reality.

    SCO?

  19. Re:The funniest thing is... by dstutz · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's ALL virtual. The sooner you realise that the sooner you can stop being a slave to money.

    Tell that to Chase, Wachovia, Discover, and Citibank for me will ya? I'd sure like to have my virtual credit card debt cleared. And while you're at it, do something about my student loans and car payment. Thank you, sir.

  20. In other news... by tommertron · · Score: 2, Funny
    Local soldier of fortune gives up career to play Soldier of Fortune for PC.

    Still cannot find a girlfriend.

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  21. too bad... by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too bad he has to get a real job now to pay his bandwidth bill after being linked to by slashdot.

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