Satellites? Why in my day we used dogs!
by
Prince_Ali
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· Score: 5, Funny
We had a small earthquake a while ago, and about a minute before it happened my miniature pinscher jumped on my back and woke me up. If a single minpin can predict an earthquake a minute before it happens then a beowulf cluster of 1024 minpins could give people several hours notice.
"...with a likely chance of showers. Tomorrow's forecast also includes a 20% chance of EarthQuakes on the 7.0 scale. Watch out Los Angeles, you could have a shaky morning. Phil."
"That's right Tom, and speaking of shaky mornings, here's Wolf with the sports..."
-- Jason Lotito
high above the internet
by
BrianUofR
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· Score: 4, Funny
'High above the internet where packets never reach, satellites may be able to detect the slashdot effect--before it strikes.'
We had a small earthquake a while ago, and about a minute before it happened my miniature pinscher jumped on my back and woke me up. If a single minpin can predict an earthquake a minute before it happens then a beowulf cluster of 1024 minpins could give people several hours notice.
Slashdotter are stupid and biased.
"...with a likely chance of showers. Tomorrow's forecast also includes a 20% chance of EarthQuakes on the 7.0 scale. Watch out Los Angeles, you could have a shaky morning. Phil." "That's right Tom, and speaking of shaky mornings, here's Wolf with the sports..."
Jason Lotito
'High above the internet where packets never reach, satellites may be able to detect the slashdot effect--before it strikes.'