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Iceman Otzi was a Fighter
Theatetus writes "Yahoo! News is running a story from USA Today that Otzi the iceman's murder is more complicated than we thought. It seems Otzi had blood on his clothes and knife from four different people in patterns that suggested he took out two with his bow and carried a wounded or dead person over his shoulder. I sense an action movie in the making..." If you don't remember Otzi, read the original story.
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Wouldn't that be Simpson... Otzi Simpson?
as mentioned in the previous article
you are still one sick fuck
all of the prehistoric neanderthal idiot ancestors to the current /. moderators and editors.
/. right now - every *fscking* story I submit gets rejected by those bozos. I *just* submitted a story identical to this one earlier today, and here it is, posted by someone else - nearly identical in every way to my own. But *mine* was rejected. Fsckers.
/. never publishes the criteria for submitting a story that they'll actually publish. Its such total bullsh*t. Basically, if you're not one of these /. elitists, you're fscked, because Taco ain't printin your sh*t.
/.
I'm so pissed off at
And yet,
Fuck
>:-(
when *BSD is dying.
Where's Bolanzo? Is it anywhere near Bolzano?
us morons aren't fighters.
.asp robear.
we've paid a badtoll for cussing the fuddites. our sites have been subjected to vandalism from nefarious corepirate nazi felons' puppets.
some of our (dogooder) sites were delisted from several search engines after textualizing our sentiments towards the felonious kingdumb. it's all coming back now.
so, we're not interested in sparring with your mortgaged
you seem to have some sort of block not working very well.
the task is no threat to you. it's hard to imagine the reason for your contempt.
the lights are coming up now.
you can pretend all you want. our advise is to be as far away from the walking dead contingent as possible, when the big flash occurs. you wouldn't want to get any of that evile on you.
as to the free unlimited energy plan, as the lights come up, more&more folks will stop being misled into sucking up more&more of the infant killing barrolls of crudeness, & learn that it's more than ok to use newclear power generated by natural (hydro, solar, etc...)methods. of course more information about not wasting anything/behaving less frivolously is bound to show up, here&there.
cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've decided to cut back, a lot, on wasteful things like giving monIE to felons, to help them destroy the planet/population.
no matter. the #1 task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.
the unlimited power (such as has never been seen before) is freely available to all, with the possible exception of the aforementioned walking dead.
consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.
pay no heed/monIE to the greed/fear based walking dead.
each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.
pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.
good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there. tell 'em robbIE.
the rest of the wwworld is laughing/crying at/for US in sympathy/disgust, as we fall/jump into the daze of the georgewellian corepirate nazi life0cide, whilst criticizing their ip gangsters, which are also members of the walking dead.
Wasn't he that guy who had testicals the size of basket balls?
-makoffee
You are sooooo not funny. I''l tell you waht's funny dickhead:
1. Turds in the toilet
2. Shit encrusted teeth
3. Crap on a woman's breasts
4. Excreta in the circulatory system
5. Faeces on rye with ham
6. Count Chocula with a turtlehead pokin' out
7. A prairy doggin' pasiley pauper
9. Smelly bolus in the mouth
and 10... Your mom on my cock after I give her a brown shower
Fuck off.
Furthurmore, In Fellowship, at the end, when Boromir is killed, it's by Orc Break Dancing.